What The Cast Of Married… With Children Looks Like Today

For 11 seasons, we wondered if love and marriage really did go together like a horse and carriage for the ever-depressed Al Bundy (Ed O’Neill), who seemed to hate his life, his job, and even his family. All that ever seemed to make him happy was the nudie bar and the memory of scoring four touchdowns in a single high school football game. Perhaps the theme song was more meta than literal, however — we, the regular viewers, were married to the show, and a love of the actors went along with that, even when their characters were sometimes detestable. Besides, the…