I don’t know about you, but I am invested in some fictional couples’ relationships more than I am in the relationships of people I actually know. I can’t help that I can feel their chemistry blasting out of my TV screen!!
But which fictional couples have the best relationships, and maybe more importantly, the greatest sex lives? This is something Reddit user Terminus-1999 wanted to get to the bottom of when they asked, “Which fictional couples do you think have the most fulfilling sex life?” The question struck a chord with people, with almost 3,000 responses, and I honestly can’t disagree with any of the answers (no matter how badly some of them disturbed me; when you’re right, you’re right. LOL).
1. “Gomez and Morticia Addams [from The Addams Family] define marital happiness. Totally content and comfortable with themselves and each other. That WAS the weight of the underlying joke: the happiest couple on American TV were quasi monsters.”
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2. “The Weasleys [from Harry Potter] because they had so many kids. 😄”
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“I was super obsessed with the books as a kid and teen. My grandma begrudgingly watched two of the movies with me. She asked, ‘Have the redheaded people never heard of birth control?’ 🤣”
3. “You know Aragorn [from The Lord of the Rings] had to lay some *legendary* pipe to get Arwen to give up literal immortality for him.”
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—u/SaitoHawkeye
4. “Mr. And Mrs. Incredible [from The Incredibles]. It’s funny how Mrs. Incredible was scared he was cheating on her, but due to the nature of their powers, they’re probably only sexually compatible with each other.”
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5. “Jerry and Gayle Gergich [from Parks and Recreation]. ‘That man has the largest penis I’ve ever seen.'”
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—u/hoginlly
6. “Fix-It Felix Jr. and Sergeant Tamora Jean Calhoun [from Wreck-It Ralph]. Their chemistry was off the charts.”
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7. “Lois and Hal from Malcom in the Middle. There was an episode where Lois got a UTI, and they had so much free time, they turned into a normal, functional household. That’s how good their sex life was.”
8. “Bob and Linda Belcher [from Bob’s Burgers], 100%. Bisexual dad and Jersey Shore party girl mom married for two decades with three kids? They definitely have fun in the bedroom, hahaha.”
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9. “Mickey Milkovich and Ian Gallagher from Shameless.”
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—u/kyungsookim
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10. “Donkey and Dragon from Shrek. I’m sure it’s very wild and fiery.”
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—u/ElFanta83
11. “Rick and Evie from The Mummy. A lot of awakenings because of those two.”
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12. “Schmidt and Cece from New Girl. I mean, Schmidt’s technique got the seal of approval from a lesbian gynecologist. I figure that’s pretty hard to beat.”
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13. “Westley and Princess Buttercup from Princess Bride. In my book club, we discussed how Westley is obviously a submissive, while Buttercup likes to dominate him. ‘As you wish.'”
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—u/moksliukez
14. “Mulder and Scully [from The X-Files]. I’ve read the fanfics, trust me.”
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“So have I, and as far as I’m concerned, all of them are canon. Even the three ways with Skinner’s bald ass.”
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15. “Phil and Claire Dunphy [from Modern Family].”
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—u/wet-paint
“I think you mean Clive Bixby and Julianna.”
“‘Whatever they were doing, it looked like Dad was winning.'”
—u/ATXBeermaker
16. “Brad and Jane from Happy Endings.”
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—u/Lotan
17. “Kermit and Miss Piggy. You know she’s a freak.”
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—u/ProteinStain
18. “Wanda and Vision [From Marvel] — they literally blew up reality for each other.
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19. “Monica and Chandler Bing [from Friends]. She literally gave him the cheat sheet on how to pleasure her and her specifically.”
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—u/TheYoungWan
20. “Super basic, but Mr. Fantastic and Invisible Woman [from The Fantastic Four] for sure.”
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—u/joshday
“You could 100% do some kinky stuff with stretchy powers.”
—u/Rigistroni
21. “Homer and Marge Simpson [from The Simpsons]. It’s so good that Marge keeps putting up with Homer’s life-ruining antics for it.”
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22. “Frank and Carol from Step by Step. They were always running upstairs to bone. At one point, Carol says, ‘If we go upstairs right now, we can play ‘the lucky burglar.’ Those two were freaks.”
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—u/EdwardRoivas
23. “Peggy and Al Bundy [from Married… with Children]. They have all that animosity, yet they stay together for some reason.”
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24. “Definitely Jake and Amy from Brooklyn Nine-Nine.”
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25. “Red and Kitty Foreman [from That ’70s Show] seemed pretty active.”
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—u/Staudly
26. “Lily and Marshall in How I Met Your Mother. Many episodes revolve around the things they do in the bedroom.”
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27. And finally, “Ron Swanson and Tammy II [from Parks and Recreation]. His mustache rubbed off from friction. 😳”
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Do you have any fictional couples to add to this list? Let me know in the comments! Your response could be featured in an upcoming BuzzFeed article!
Note: Responses have been edited for length/clarity.
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