Jimmy Kimmel clowned Donald Trump for having “quite a team” around him following the president’s lovefest of a Cabinet meeting on Tuesday.
“They have better quality cabinets at Ikea,” said the late night host, who joked the Cabinet was “crushing” it in the president’s second term.
Kimmel — after summing up the various scandals and controversies that have plagued the Cabinet — quipped that the Trump officials were making sure the president’s “colonoscopy didn’t miss anything” before airing several clips from the meeting.
“Spirit in our ranks since the election under President Trump is unprecedented. I’ve never seen anything like it as a soldier myself in uniform,” said Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth.
“I think 2026 is going to be great for the American people thanks to you,” said Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent.
The comedian later aired a clip of him edited into the meeting as “Admiral James C. Kimmel” where he claimed he had the “privilege” of sitting in on the president’s MRI.
“I got a peek under the paper gown and wowza, made me wish I could switch places with Melania for a night. You know what I’m saying?” Kimmel began.
“God bless you, sir! God bless you as he hath already blessed your magnificent man beef.”
He proceeded to give a toast, “To the president’s penis!”
Watch more of Kimmel’s Tuesday monologue below.
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