“I suppose I could marry her then run back to Spain, then I’d have all the power and never have to see her again.” 📉🇪🇸🇬🇧🛑
Tudor diplomacy was a dangerous game of power, portraits, and extreme pragmatism. Watch as King Philip II navigates his marriage of convenience to Queen Mary I with zero romance, executing a legendary tactical retreat back to Madrid the second the priest says “man and wife.”
The Narrative Breakdown:
The Grand Strategy: Philip outlines his plan to rule both Spain and England.
The Portrait Warning: The advisor breaks the news about Mary’s lack of aesthetic appeal.
The Mid-Altar Panic: Philip pauses the wedding to negotiate a survival strategy with his team.
The Irish Goodbye: A quick kiss seals the deal before the King vanishes from the country.
The Dark Pivot: Bloody Mary deals with her abandonment issues by accelerating the Counter-Reformation.
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