{"id":1954027,"date":"2025-08-11T14:11:26","date_gmt":"2025-08-11T14:11:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=1954027"},"modified":"2025-08-11T14:11:26","modified_gmt":"2025-08-11T14:11:26","slug":"john-oliver-super-savagely-burns-dean-cain-for-joining-ice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/john-oliver-super-savagely-burns-dean-cain-for-joining-ice\/","title":{"rendered":"John Oliver Super Savagely Burns Dean Cain For Joining ICE"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u201cYou know, there\u2019s an old saying in Hollywood: \u2018If all you can get is Dean Cain, you are fucked,\u2019\u201d Oliver snapped.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The British comedian was just beginning to soar.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cNow, I\u2019m not saying that ICE isn\u2019t finding people,\u201d he said. \u201cI\u2019m just saying, when you are reduced to pinning a badge on the 59-year-old star of<\/a> \u2018The Dog Who Saved Christmas,\u2019 \u2018The Dog Who Saved Christmas Vacation,\u2019 \u2018The Dog Who Saved the Holidays,\u2019 \u2018The Dog Who Saved Halloween,\u2019 \u2018The Dog Who Saved Easter\u2019 and \u2018The Dog Who Saved Summer,\u2019 maybe you are in trouble. Although, on the plus side, no need for that guy to wear a mask because the chances of anyone recognizing him are fucking zero.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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While offering practical tips on what to do if you are approached by ICE (just ask if you\u2019re free to leave and say you want to speak to a lawyer, attorneys told the show), Oliver pivoted to another possibility:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cI recognize that in some cases, you may be unable to help yourself from saying: \u2018Didn\u2019t you use to be Superman? I thought you died. I can\u2019t believe I\u2019m meeting a filmmaker.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Actor John Leguizamo<\/a> already zinged the conservative Cain\u2019s latest career move, but Oliver\u2019s jokes offer another dose of comic Kryptonite for the former Superman actor.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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