{"id":1956329,"date":"2025-08-12T17:41:03","date_gmt":"2025-08-12T17:41:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=1956329"},"modified":"2025-08-12T17:41:03","modified_gmt":"2025-08-12T17:41:03","slug":"taylor-swift-announces-new-album-the-life-of-a-showgirl-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/taylor-swift-announces-new-album-the-life-of-a-showgirl-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Taylor Swift announces new album, The Life Of A Showgirl"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Taylor Swift weilds a power unlike any other. Only she can direct the world\u2019s superpowers to stop throwing sandwiches at federal agents<\/a> and head to the nearest internet-enabled device to log onto www.taylorswift.com. Earlier today, Ms. Swift, showing off her terrifying ability to control humans en masse, turned her entire website into a mysterious countdown clock. Set for 12:12 A.M. E.S.T., Swift primed her faithful legion for a grand proclamation. What was so vital that she shut down Swift central to replace it with an orange glitter background? Was it a podcast? A new album? Well, if you were on the website at the time of expiration, it was to announce \u201c504 Gateway Time-out.\u201d Then, after several more refreshes, we had our answer: Taylor Swift\u2019s 12th studio album, The Life Of A Showgirl<\/i>, is ready for preorder.<\/p>\n

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She also brought the album to her boyfriend\u2019s podcast,\u00a0New Heights<\/em>. In a clip posted to X<\/a>, a website currently courting a lawsuit from Swift<\/a>\u2014why they still do business with that website is beyond us\u2014Swift brought the album to show to Travis and Jason Kelce. The new episode of New Height<\/em>s<\/em>, which supposedly features Swift discussing the record, releases on Wednesday at 7 P.M. E.S.T.<\/p>\n

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Preorders are now up for each of the three forms that the Life Of A Showgirl<\/i> shall assume. For $29.99, one can procure a vinyl copy of Showgirl<\/i>, or for $19.99, one can buy the cassette, making it, by far, the most expensive cassette sold since 1987. Finally, a $12.99 CD and poster combo is available for the thriftiest members of her audience, and the ones in need of the most pristine audio fidelity.<\/p>\n

However, the album still lacks cover art, track listing, and an official release date\u2014no one knows how to drag out an album cycle quite like Swift. The album will ship before October 13, but the site notes that \u201cthis is not the release date, official release date to be announced.\u201d Again, no one else knows how to wring every drop of marketing potential out of what will surely be a blockbuster album like her.<\/p>\n

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