As Taylor Swift enters her showgirl era, TVLine continues our regular celebration of show-stopping dialogue in our latest Quotes of the Week.<\/p>\n
In the list below \u2014 which features our picks for TV\u2019s most memorable sound bites of the past seven days \u2014 you\u2019ll find nearly a dozen shows represented, including\u00a0Last Week Tonight With John Oliver, And Just Like That\u2026, Dexter: Resurrection, The Challenge: Vets and New Threats, Beyond the Gates, Outlander: Blood of My Blood and Countdown.<\/p>\n
More from TVLine<\/strong><\/p>\n Also featured in this week\u2019s roundup: Jimmy Fallon celebrates Taylor Swift\u2019s album announcement, The Summer I Turned Pretty\u2019s house hunt gets morbid and Tyler Perry\u2019s Sistas summons Shakespeare.<\/p>\n Scroll through the list below to see all of our picks for the week, then hit the comments and tell us if we missed any of your faves!<\/strong>\u00a0(With contributions from Nick Caruso, Dave Nemetz, Kimberly Roots and Andy Swift)<\/p>\n ALIEN: EARTH<\/p>\n \u201cThese are weird\u2026 They move around when I run.\u201d<\/p>\n Android Wendy (Sydney Chandler) has the mind of a child, so she\u2019s still getting used to her synthetic breasts<\/p>\n THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY<\/p>\n \u201cIt\u2019s\u2026 It\u2019s cozy.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cCozy like a coffin.\u201d<\/p>\n House hunting is not going well for our young couple<\/p>\n THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON<\/p>\n \u201cSeriously, we all need Taylor Swift right now, because without her music and her merchandise, we end up doing weird stuff like starting a Labubu collection.\u201d<\/p>\n TYLER PERRY\u2019S SISTAS<\/p>\n \u201cHeavy is the crown of the Black woman.\u201d<\/p>\n We\u2019d like to think that Shakespeare would approve of Fatima (Crystal Renee Hayslett) revising his famous quote<\/p>\n BEYOND THE GATES<\/p>\n \u201cYou already went through the money Ted gave you. God knows what you spent it on, maybe an infinite supply of wigs?\u201d<\/p>\n Eva (Ambyr Michelle) jokes, but it\u2019s been a minute since we\u2019ve seen Leslie in all her wigged-out glory \u2014 we almost miss her many personas<\/p>\n THE CHALLENGE: VETS AND NEW THREATS<\/p>\n \u201cYou\u2019ve made yourself center of attention. Shock.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cYes I have, for 25 seasons, and will continue to do so. There\u2019s a reason you\u2019re here and it\u2019s because of me. I am the f\u2013king Challenge!\u201d<\/p>\n Johnny Bananas\u2019 ego once again causes heads to shake and eyes to roll<\/p>\n OUTLANDER: BLOOD OF MY BLOOD<\/p>\n \u201cTime to say your prayers.\u201d<\/p>\n At first we thought Brian (Jamie Roy) was introducing us to some naughty 18th-century slang\u2026 then we realized Ellen\u2019s dream was coming to an abrupt end, courtesy of Mrs. Fitz<\/p>\n COUNTDOWN<\/p>\n \u201cYou want me to be there for you while you start treatment?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201c[Mark, lying to himself] No. No way. You\u2019ve go to get back at it. Besides, I don\u2019t need you waiting around too wipe drool off my lip.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI would never do that.\u201d<\/p>\n Mark (Jensen Ackles) and Amber (Jessica Camacho) have grown close, but maybe not that close\u00a0<\/p>\n LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER<\/p>\n \u201cWe\u2019re going to dive straight in with our main story tonight, which concerns immigration. The thing that brought America the likes of Gloria Estefan from Cuba, Albert Einstein from Germany, and Elon Musk from\u2026 hell.\u201d<\/p>\n DEXTER: RESURRECTION<\/p>\n \u201cIf I really am who you think I am, this can\u2019t possibly end well for you.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019ll take my chances, buddy.\u201d<\/p>\n If we weren\u2019t worried for Angel Batista (David Zayas) before, we certainly are now!<\/p>\n AND JUST LIKE THAT\u2026<\/p>\n \u201cSo this girl\u2026 what\u2019s she like?\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cHow can I put this nicely? I\u2019m afraid she might be an idiot.\u201d<\/p>\n Miranda (Cynthia Nixon) shares with Steve (David Eigenberg) that their son\u2019s baby mama Mia might not be the brightest bulb<\/p>\n Best of TVLine<\/strong><\/p>\n Sign up for TVLine’s Newsletter<\/a>. For the latest news, follow us on Facebook<\/a>, Twitter<\/a>, and Instagram<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.yahoo.com \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" As Taylor Swift enters her showgirl era, TVLine continues our regular celebration of show-stopping dialogue in our latest Quotes of the Week. 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THE SUMMER I TURNED PRETTY<\/h2>\n
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THE TONIGHT SHOW STARRING JIMMY FALLON<\/h2>\n
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TYLER PERRY\u2019S SISTAS<\/h2>\n
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BEYOND THE GATES<\/h2>\n
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THE CHALLENGE: VETS AND NEW THREATS<\/h2>\n
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OUTLANDER: BLOOD OF MY BLOOD<\/h2>\n
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COUNTDOWN<\/h2>\n
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LAST WEEK TONIGHT WITH JOHN OLIVER<\/h2>\n
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DEXTER: RESURRECTION<\/h2>\n
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AND JUST LIKE THAT\u2026<\/h2>\n
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