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\u201cSouth Park<\/a>\u201d returned on Wednesday to hit President Donald Trump<\/a> below the belt with multiple depictions of his \u201cteeny tiny<\/a>\u201d penis.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n The episode also skewered tech CEOs and government leaders for bribing Trump with golden \u201cgifts,\u201d again depicted Trump\u2019s bedroom lover as none other than Satan himself, and reduced Vice President JD Vance<\/a> to a miniature sidekick who offers to bring his boss a \u201ccumrag.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n That \u201ccumrag,\u201d tragically, turns out to be longtime \u201cSouth Park\u201d fan-favorite character Towelie. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n Much of the episode focuses not on Trump, but on Randy Marsh \u2015 Stan\u2019s dad \u2015 and his marijuana farm, which struggles after his workers are hauled off in a federal raid. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n He sends Towelie to D.C. to lobby Trump for marijuana reclassification. Towelie finds the city overrun with military troops, as Trump has called in the National Guard, just as he has done in real life<\/a> in a move critics have dismissed as a \u201cstunt<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n Towelie also finds a statue of Thomas Jefferson in the Capitol is now a statue of Trump, with a very small penis. Likewise, the statue of Abraham Lincoln at the Lincoln Memorial is also a statue of Trump, again with a tiny penis. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n When Towelie reaches the White House to meet Trump, an aide warns visitors to \u201cavoid staring directly into his penis.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n