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We all know it\u2019s never a good idea to comment on a woman\u2019s body<\/a>\u2014or, worse, jump to conclusions and say \u201ccongrats\u201d when there\u2019s no baby on board<\/a>. But what about when someone suddenly pops up holding a baby? Based on Tiffany Haddish<\/a>‘s experience, even then, it\u2019s still a no.<\/p>\n The comedian and actress, 45, continued her weeklong guest-hosting stint<\/a> on Jimmy Kimmel Live!<\/em> on Tuesday, August 19 and took the opportunity to clear up a particularly wild rumor during her monologue\u2014that she and Hollywood Unlocked<\/em> founder Jason Lee had a baby together.<\/p>\n The Girls Trip<\/a><\/em> star was talking about a recent Instagram post where she\u2019s seen holding a baby alongside Lee, captioned simply, \u201cCats out the bag.\u201d As expected, the internet immediately went into full-blown speculation mode.<\/p>\n \u201cThere is a personal matter I feel must be addressed,\u201d she said. \u201cTwo weeks ago, I put something on the Instagram that made everyone go a little crazy.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cSo just to be clear,\u201d Haddish clarified, \u201cI did not have a baby. But I am open to it. Wide open to it.\u201d<\/p>\n She followed up with a hilariously on-brand list of her dream baby daddies, starting with Tom Cruise<\/a>.\u00a0\u201cNo\u00a0missionn is too impossible for me,\u201d she quipped. Then came Jason Momoa<\/a>, who earned a cheeky nod: \u201cAquaman can come swim in these waters.\u201d And finally, Brad Pitt<\/a>, with Haddish teasing, \u201cHe can press any of my Benjamin Buttons anytime.\u201d<\/p>\n Also making the cut? Yankees outfielder Giancarlo Stanton, broadcaster Melvin Robert, Jimmy Kimmel Live! <\/em>producer Ken Crosby, actor Pedro Pascal<\/a> and Marcus Winfield from Netflix’s Running Point<\/a><\/em> (played by Tody Sandeman).<\/p>\n And her final call to action? \u201cIf you or someone you know wants to put a baby in me, please reach out on social media using the hashtag #PastramiMommy.\u201d<\/p>\n Leave it to Tiffany Haddish: clearing up rumors and manifesting her future in one monologue.<\/p>\n Want all the latest entertainment news sent right to your inbox? Click\u00a0here<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n