{"id":1996034,"date":"2025-09-04T03:41:25","date_gmt":"2025-09-04T03:41:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=1996034"},"modified":"2025-09-04T03:41:25","modified_gmt":"2025-09-04T03:41:25","slug":"stephen-colbert-nearly-loses-it-in-the-middle-of-absolutely-filthy-trump-impression","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/stephen-colbert-nearly-loses-it-in-the-middle-of-absolutely-filthy-trump-impression\/","title":{"rendered":"Stephen Colbert Nearly Loses It In The Middle Of Absolutely Filthy Trump Impression"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u201cLate Show\u201d host Stephen Colbert<\/a> returned from his summer break with a look at the rumors surrounding President Donald Trump<\/a>\u2019s health. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Trump went nearly a week with only very limited appearances, and no public events, fueling speculation that he may not be well<\/a>, especially given the bruises that have appeared on his hands and swelling in his feet and ankles. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The White House has said the swelling is due to chronic venous insufficiency<\/a>, which involves poor blood flow from the legs back to the heart, and the bruises are from frequent handshaking combined with aspirin use.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cHe\u2019s got incredible energy,\u201d Vance told USA Today<\/a>. \u201cAnd while most of the people who work around the president of the United States are younger than he is, I think that we find that he actually is the last person who goes to sleep. He\u2019s the last person making phone calls at night.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cOK. The president doesn\u2019t sleep, and is on the phone all night,\u201d Colbert summarized. \u201cProof that he is completely healthy or runs a phone sex line.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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That\u2019s when Colbert broke out his impression of Trump working on a phone sex line.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cWhat am I wearing? I\u2019m wearing my baseball hat with my name on it and compression socks for my bloated cankles,\u201d he said in his Trump voice. \u201cOh, oh, they\u2019re so plump with fluid right now.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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That\u2019s when Colbert started to lose it, needing almost 15 seconds before getting to the next line: <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cI could shake \u2019em up. You wanna hear \u2019em gurgle?\u201d he finally said as the audience howled with laughter. \u201cYou like that? You like that, baby?\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cLate Show\u201d host Stephen Colbert returned from his summer break with a look at the rumors surrounding President Donald Trump\u2019s health. Trump went nearly a week with only very limited appearances, and no public events, fueling speculation that he may not be well, especially given the bruises that have appeared on his hands and swelling […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1996035,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[25174],"tags":[22389,310366,22653],"class_list":["post-1996034","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gossip","tag-donald-trump","tag-j-d-vance","tag-stephen-colbert"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/Stephen-Colbert-Nearly-Loses-It-In-The-Middle-Of-Absolutely.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1996034","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1996034"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1996034\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1996035"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1996034"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1996034"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1996034"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}