{"id":1998422,"date":"2025-09-05T03:51:17","date_gmt":"2025-09-05T03:51:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=1998422"},"modified":"2025-09-05T03:51:17","modified_gmt":"2025-09-05T03:51:17","slug":"south-park-goes-hard-at-trump-in-x-rated-new-satanic-plot-twist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/south-park-goes-hard-at-trump-in-x-rated-new-satanic-plot-twist\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018South Park\u2019 Goes Hard At Trump In X-Rated New Satanic Plot Twist"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Warning: South Park spoilers ahead. <\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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President Donald Trump<\/a> might become a father again \u2015 at least on \u201cSouth Park.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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One of the subplots in the latest episode focused on Fox News<\/a> trying to get to the bottom of Trump\u2019s extremely intimate relationship with Satan<\/a> \u2015 and in a very direct way. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cMr. President, we\u2019re all dying to know something: Your wife, Melania<\/a>, has been staying in New York and away from the White House,\u201d a reporter for the right-wing network asks on the show. \u201cWell, what Fox News really wants to know is, are you fucking Satan?\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Trump denies it, but the network knows it\u2019s true \u2015 and they\u2019re not offended by it.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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They\u2019re celebrating it. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cThat guy is definitely fucking Satan,\u201d another Fox News reporter says. \u201cWhat a stud!\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cI think the president is definitely fucking Satan, and I love it,\u201d a \u201cFox & Friends\u201d host declares. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Fox News even has a network analyst demonstrating how Trump could have sex with Satan, who on the show is several times larger than the cartoon president and his \u201cteeny tiny<\/a>\u201d penis. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cOh my God, the president is doing things no other president has done before,\u201d the \u201cFox & Friends\u201d host says on seeing the demonstration. \u201cI love him.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The episode\u2019s main plot featured high-priced Labubu dolls getting more expensive due to Trump\u2019s tariffs. Girls who buy the dolls are actually using them in a dark ritual to summon demons. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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That ties to the subplot when one such ritual in South Park summons Trump and Satan. There, Satan reveals that he\u2019s wanted to leave Trump, but he can\u2019t… because he\u2019s pregnant. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Fox News reveals that it\u2019s a \u201cbutt baby,\u201d complete with an all-too-specific visual. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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A Fox News host who looks a lot like a cartoon Sean Hannity<\/a> ecstatically reveals what this means.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cFox News can now confirm Donald Trump has been fucking Satan this whole time,\u201d he says, then throws a fist in the air. \u201cYeah!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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All around the network offices, champagne bottles are uncorked and staffers cheer. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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