{"id":2001046,"date":"2025-09-06T03:38:22","date_gmt":"2025-09-06T03:38:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2001046"},"modified":"2025-09-06T03:38:22","modified_gmt":"2025-09-06T03:38:22","slug":"calm-down-jimmy-kimmel-taunts-gobbler-donald-trump-jr","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/calm-down-jimmy-kimmel-taunts-gobbler-donald-trump-jr\/","title":{"rendered":"‘Calm Down’: Jimmy Kimmel Taunts ‘Gobbler’ Donald Trump Jr."},"content":{"rendered":"

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Jimmy Kimmel<\/a> said President Donald Trump<\/a> posted a slew of taunts and attacks on social media this week \u201cin his ongoing effort to distract us from the fact that he doesn\u2019t want Melania<\/a> to see the Epstein<\/a> files.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cHe\u2019s been threatening to revoke<\/a> Rosie O\u2019Donnell\u2019s American citizenship, which \u2015 like peeing standing up \u2015 he cannot do,\u201d Kimmel said. \u201cHow can someone so old be so childish? It\u2019s Benjamin Can\u2019t Button His Pants.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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One of Trump\u2019s posts was an AI video showing himself dancing to \u201cYMCA\u201d with the man in the Cracker Barrel logo after the restaurant reversed a controversial decision<\/a> to remove the man as part of a redesign. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Kimmel didn\u2019t get the outrage. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cCome on. Cracker Barrel is Amish Applebee\u2019s. It\u2019s Apple B Minus,\u201d he said. \u201cIt\u2019s barely a restaurant. It\u2019s a restaurant that sells yo-yos made of wood, OK? Calm down.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Kimmel said \u201call the woke yokels\u201d were outraged, including the president\u2019s eldest son. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cEven cosplay grits gobbler New York prep school nepo baby Don Jr.<\/a> whined, \u2018WTF is wrong with Cracker Barrel,\u2019\u201d Kimmel said. \u201cAs if he\u2019s ever been to a Cracker Barrel.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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See more in his Thursday night monologue: <\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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