{"id":2022321,"date":"2025-09-15T01:42:36","date_gmt":"2025-09-15T01:42:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2022321"},"modified":"2025-09-15T01:42:36","modified_gmt":"2025-09-15T01:42:36","slug":"cbs-as-the-caucasian-broadcasting-system-the-bear-as-a-laugh-out-loud-comedy-and-all-the-best-jokes-from-nate-bargatzes-emmys-opening","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/cbs-as-the-caucasian-broadcasting-system-the-bear-as-a-laugh-out-loud-comedy-and-all-the-best-jokes-from-nate-bargatzes-emmys-opening\/","title":{"rendered":"CBS as the \u2018Caucasian Broadcasting System,\u2019 \u2018The Bear\u2019 as a \u2018laugh-out-loud\u2019 comedy, and all the best jokes from Nate Bargatze\u2019s Emmys opening"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div data-article-body=\"true\">\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><strong>Nate Bargatze<\/strong> has taken his comedy stylings to television&#8217;s biggest night.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">The first-time host opened the 77th annual Emmy Awards with a <em>Saturday Night Live<\/em>-inspired sketch where he played <strong>Philo Farnsworth<\/strong>, the creator of television. The bit featured Bargatze-as-Farnsworth, joined by <em>SNL<\/em> stars <strong>Bowen Yang<\/strong>, <strong>Mikey Day<\/strong>, and <strong>James Austin Johnson<\/strong> as his assistants, explaining what his invention would bring 100 years in the future. There would something called the History Channel, for instance, which would focus on aliens instead of history. There would be channels for Black people (BET) <em>and<\/em> white people (CBS, aka the &#8220;Caucasian Broadcasting System&#8221;). Streaming would be a way for companies to lose money. And something called <em>The Bear<\/em> would be a &#8220;laugh-out-loud&#8221; comedy.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><strong>More from Gold Derby<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Later, after a quick wardrobe change, Bargatze explained how he planned to keep acceptance speeches within the allotted 45-second time period to prevent the show going over its scheduled three hours. &#8220;To start the show, I&#8217;m going to donate $100,000 to the Boys &amp; Girls Club of America,&#8221; he said. &#8220;Remember how fun that was, because this part is hard to say. If it stays at 45 seconds, it stays at $100,000. Every second you over 45 seconds, we will deduct $1,000 away from the Boys &amp; Girls Club. That&#8217;s tough. If you go under, we will put $1,000 back on! Relax, let&#8217;s have fun.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">When Emmy viewers starting wondering in real time whether presenters would be penalized as well as winners, he deadpanned, &#8220;No, just the people who worked the hardest to get here.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">How did Bargartze do as the 2025 Emmys host? Grade him in our poll:<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">The comedian received his first two Emmy nominations this year for writing and producing the stand-up special <em>Your Friend, Nate Bargatze<\/em>. He lost the writing prize to <em>SNL50: The Anniversary Special<\/em>, and the producing trophy to <em>Conan O&#8217;Brien: The Kennedy Center Mark Twain Prize for American Humor<\/em>. Both awards were handed out last weekend at the <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/entertainment\/tv\/articles\/2025-creative-arts-emmys-sunday-190000260.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:Creative Arts Emmys;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\">Creative Arts Emmys<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Prior to Bargatze,\u00a0<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.goldderby.com\/gallery\/primetime-emmy-awards-every-host-from-the-21st-century\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:other recent Emmys hosts;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">other recent Emmys hosts<\/a> have included <strong>Eugene<\/strong> and <strong>Dan Levy<\/strong> (2024),\u00a0<strong>Anthony Anderson<\/strong>\u00a0(2023),\u00a0<strong>Kenan Thompson<\/strong>\u00a0(2022),\u00a0<strong>Cedric the Entertainer<\/strong>\u00a0(2021),\u00a0<strong>Jimmy Kimmel<\/strong>\u00a0(2020, 2016, 2012),\u00a0<strong>Michael Che<\/strong>\u00a0and\u00a0<strong>Colin Jost<\/strong>\u00a0(2018),\u00a0<strong>Stephen Colbert<\/strong>\u00a0(2017),\u00a0<strong>Andy Samberg<\/strong>\u00a0(2015),\u00a0<strong>Seth Meyers<\/strong>\u00a0(2014), and\u00a0<strong>Neil Patrick Harris<\/strong>\u00a0(2013, 2009). A woman hasn&#8217;t hosted the Emmy Awards since\u00a0<strong>Jane Lynch<\/strong>\u00a0in 2011.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">The Emmys aired live coast-to-coast on Sept. 14 on CBS and Paramount+.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><strong>Best of Gold Derby<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Sign up for <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/pages.email.goldderby.com\/signup\/?source=yahoo\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Gold Derby's Newsletter;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Gold Derby&#8217;s Newsletter<\/a>. For the latest news, follow us on <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2RWKMjf\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Facebook;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Facebook<\/a>, <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2DLfwuG\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Twitter;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Twitter<\/a>, and <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/2BbVeZE\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Instagram;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Instagram<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.goldderby.com\/tv\/2025\/nate-bargatze-best-jokes-emmys-monologue\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Click here to read the full article.;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Click here to read the full article. <\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><em> \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.yahoo.com \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nate Bargatze has taken his comedy stylings to television&#8217;s biggest night. The first-time host opened the 77th annual Emmy Awards with a Saturday Night Live-inspired sketch where he played Philo Farnsworth, the creator of television. The bit featured Bargatze-as-Farnsworth, joined by SNL stars Bowen Yang, Mikey Day, and James Austin Johnson as his assistants, explaining [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2022322,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[25172],"tags":[371856,320493,355338,353933,352945,349795,371855],"class_list":["post-2022321","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-entertainment","tag-comedy-stylings","tag-gold-derby","tag-history-channel","tag-james-austin-johnson","tag-mikey-day","tag-nate-bargatze","tag-philo-farnsworth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/CBS-as-the-\u2018Caucasian-Broadcasting-System-\u2018The-Bear-as-a.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2022321","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2022321"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2022321\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2022322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2022321"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2022321"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2022321"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}