{"id":2046794,"date":"2025-09-24T16:41:06","date_gmt":"2025-09-24T16:41:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2046794"},"modified":"2025-09-24T16:41:06","modified_gmt":"2025-09-24T16:41:06","slug":"everything-hollywood-makes-now-is-christian-rock-and-i-am-so-bored","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/everything-hollywood-makes-now-is-christian-rock-and-i-am-so-bored\/","title":{"rendered":"Everything Hollywood Makes Now Is Christian Rock, And I Am So Bored"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div data-article-body=\"true\">\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">No one takes Christian rock music seriously, not even most Christians. It\u2019s not a lack of ability among the musicians performing it that negates its popularity. Rather, it is the repetitiveness of its subject matter.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Christian rock ended up this way because the starting point for writing any Christian rock song is, and must be, that we\u2019re going to write Christian music. You\u2019ve already eliminated 99% of all possible topics from your art before creating it. The result is a song that accomplishes the goal of being Christian, but not much else.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Now Hollywood, and for that matter, nearly the entire world, has the same problem.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"mb-4 text-lg font-bold\"><strong>Living In A Messaging First World<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">My daughter started college for the first time this week. She\u2019s a high school senior, but also a genius, so she\u2019s getting a jump on credits at the local county <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"link \" href=\"https:\/\/www.giantfreakinrobot.com\/topic\/Community\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:community;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\">community<\/a> college. Or she will, if she ever gets past the part in her math classes where she wastes time writing essays apologizing for her whiteness and lamenting the existence of men.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">If this were only something she was being subjected to in college, I\u2019d be mostly concerned about how the school is wasting her time by not teaching any academics. But it\u2019s not just at school. This messaging is everywhere and in everything, and it\u2019s been that way for a while.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"mb-4 border-l-2 pl-5 italic text-tertiary\">\n<div class=\"\">\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><strong>boring<\/strong> <em>(adj.)<\/em> \u2014 marked by excessive repetition or predictable sameness that results in mental fatigue and diminished engagement.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">What\u2019s more, it\u2019s not just in everything; it\u2019s the <strong>first thing<\/strong> in everything. Architecture courses start out by making statements about equity and cop violence, and then later get around to bridge geometry. It\u2019s no different than those Christian rock songs that start out being about Jesus, before they\u2019re allowed to become music.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">It doesn\u2019t make music better, and it\u2019s probably not good for bridges. Maybe that\u2019s why so many have collapsed in recent years.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"mb-4 text-lg font-bold\"><strong>How Ideology Makes Your Entertainment Boring<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Because it\u2019s everywhere all the time, it\u2019s boring. It\u2019s in our entertainment too, which should be the one place we can go not to be bored.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Case in point: Apple is planning to release a hot new show called <em>The Savant<\/em>. Guess what it\u2019s about? A brave lady investigating how terrible white people are.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"relative mb-4\">\n<div class=\"relative\"><button aria-label=\"View larger image\" class=\"group absolute bottom-3 right-3 size-10 md:size-[50px] lg:inset-0 lg:size-full lg:bg-transparent\" data-ylk=\"elm:expand;itc:1;sec:image-lightbox;slk:lightbox-open;\"><span class=\"absolute bottom-0 right-0 rounded-full bg-white p-3 opacity-100 shadow-elevation-3 transition-opacity duration-300 group-hover:block group-hover:opacity-100 md:p-[17px] lg:bottom-6 lg:right-6 lg:bg-white\/90 lg:p-5 lg:opacity-0 lg:shadow-none\"><svg viewbox=\"0 0 22 22\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"size-4 lg:size-6\" width=\"22\" height=\"22\"><path d=\"M12.372.92c0-.506.41-.916.915-.916L21 0l-.004 7.712a.917.917 0 0 1-1.832 0V3.183l-6.827 6.828-1.349-1.348 6.828-6.828h-4.529a.915.915 0 0 1-.915-.915M1.835 17.816l6.828-6.828 1.349 1.349-6.829 6.827h4.529a.915.915 0 0 1 0 1.831L0 21l.004-7.713a.916.916 0 0 1 1.831 0z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/button><dialog aria-label=\"Modal Dialog\" aria-modal=\"true\" class=\"fixed inset-0 z-4 size-full max-h-none max-w-none bg-white hidden\"\/><\/div><figcaption class=\"relative text-sm mt-1 pr-2.5\">\n<p>The villains of Apple TV\u2019s <em>The Savant<\/em>.<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Even programming that isn\u2019t explicitly about this subject or some other left-wing coded ideology invariably connects to it in some way.\u00a0 Pushing ideology has become the entire point of recent shows like <em>The Boys<\/em>, <em>The Rings of Power<\/em>, <em>For All Mankind<\/em>, <em>Foundation<\/em>,\u00a0 and <em><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"link \" href=\"https:\/\/www.giantfreakinrobot.com\/topic\/the-last-of-us\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:The Last of Us;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\">The Last of Us<\/a><\/em>, as they\u2019ve all chased formerly enthusiastic audiences away, not with disgust but abject boredom.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">There are thousands of examples like these and I don\u2019t need to go further into them because unless you\u2019re suffering from severe cognitive dissonance you know exactly what I\u2019m talking about. If you don\u2019t, you\u2019re so lost in your bias nothing I say will matter. It\u2019d be like trying to convince an evangelical revivalist that Metallica is better than Switchfoot.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">For the rest of us, it\u2019s all Christian rock.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"mb-4 text-lg font-bold\"><strong>If Everything Were Seinfeld<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">I am so incredibly bored by you and your ideology. It\u2019s not about whether these messages are good or bad; it\u2019s that they\u2019re all the same ones.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">I love <em><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"link \" href=\"https:\/\/www.giantfreakinrobot.com\/topic\/seinfeld\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Seinfeld;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\">Seinfeld<\/a><\/em>. Everyone loves <em>Seinfeld<\/em>. Now imagine if every movie and television show eventually turned into an episode of <em>Seinfeld<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><em>CSI<\/em> would have an episode investigating the theft of a marble rye. <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"link \" href=\"https:\/\/www.giantfreakinrobot.com\/topic\/the-avengers\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:The Avengers;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\">The Avengers<\/a> would have an adventure waiting for a table at a Shawarma restaurant. All of Jimmy Kimmel\u2019s late-night <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"link \" href=\"https:\/\/www.giantfreakinrobot.com\/ent\/best-movie-monologues.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:monologue;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\">monologue<\/a> jokes would start with \u201cDid you ever notice\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n<figure class=\"relative mb-4\">\n<div class=\"relative\"><img alt=\"The Avengers wait for a table.\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"900\" height=\"506\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/s.yimg.com\/ny\/api\/res\/1.2\/KTofZ7MsLkjefWmAz3w7eQ--\/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTU0MDtjZj13ZWJw\/https:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/giant_freakin_robot_articles_628\/e6b1347bc636e748f8e66270bcb47ce1\"\/><button aria-label=\"View larger image\" class=\"group absolute bottom-3 right-3 size-10 md:size-[50px] lg:inset-0 lg:size-full lg:bg-transparent\" data-ylk=\"elm:expand;itc:1;sec:image-lightbox;slk:lightbox-open;\"><span class=\"absolute bottom-0 right-0 rounded-full bg-white p-3 opacity-100 shadow-elevation-3 transition-opacity duration-300 group-hover:block group-hover:opacity-100 md:p-[17px] lg:bottom-6 lg:right-6 lg:bg-white\/90 lg:p-5 lg:opacity-0 lg:shadow-none\"><svg viewbox=\"0 0 22 22\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"size-4 lg:size-6\" width=\"22\" height=\"22\"><path d=\"M12.372.92c0-.506.41-.916.915-.916L21 0l-.004 7.712a.917.917 0 0 1-1.832 0V3.183l-6.827 6.828-1.349-1.348 6.828-6.828h-4.529a.915.915 0 0 1-.915-.915M1.835 17.816l6.828-6.828 1.349 1.349-6.829 6.827h4.529a.915.915 0 0 1 0 1.831L0 21l.004-7.713a.916.916 0 0 1 1.831 0z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/button><dialog aria-label=\"Modal Dialog\" aria-modal=\"true\" class=\"fixed inset-0 z-4 size-full max-h-none max-w-none bg-white hidden\"\/><\/div><figcaption class=\"relative text-sm mt-1 pr-2.5\">\n<p>The Avengers wait for a table.<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">It\u2019d be fun at first, but eventually you\u2019d get tired of seeing every character on every episode of <em>Stranger Things<\/em> fling open the door and slide into rooms like Kramer. Worse, eventually you\u2019d start to hate Kramer for having existed in the first place.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">That\u2019s where we\u2019re at in the modern world and in modern entertainment. Everything is <em>Seinfeld<\/em>. Everything is Christian rock.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"mb-4 text-lg font-bold\"><strong>How The Entertainment Press Battles To Keep Hollywood From Noticing The Problem<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">There are early signs that some in Hollywood have begun noticing the problem.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Apple is delaying release of <em>The Savant<\/em>, perhaps because they heard the collective groan from the entire internet when they released the trailer. This summer we got some more <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/entertainment\/articles\/mansplaining-saved-summer-movies-maybe-175449707.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:back to basics movies;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\">back to basics movies<\/a> like <em>F1<\/em> and <em>Superman<\/em>, neither of which contained any significant <em>Seinfeld<\/em>, er, activist elements.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"relative mb-4\">\n<div class=\"relative\"><img alt=\"The Savant\u2019s keyboard warrior goes to work, fighting all the usual things.\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"900\" height=\"506\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/s.yimg.com\/ny\/api\/res\/1.2\/0XxQmlMmNjCuk5QCwnGNLw--\/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTU0MDtjZj13ZWJw\/https:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/giant_freakin_robot_articles_628\/dbe8f7662d1722606e6f560502121acd\"\/><button aria-label=\"View larger image\" class=\"group absolute bottom-3 right-3 size-10 md:size-[50px] lg:inset-0 lg:size-full lg:bg-transparent\" data-ylk=\"elm:expand;itc:1;sec:image-lightbox;slk:lightbox-open;\"><span class=\"absolute bottom-0 right-0 rounded-full bg-white p-3 opacity-100 shadow-elevation-3 transition-opacity duration-300 group-hover:block group-hover:opacity-100 md:p-[17px] lg:bottom-6 lg:right-6 lg:bg-white\/90 lg:p-5 lg:opacity-0 lg:shadow-none\"><svg viewbox=\"0 0 22 22\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"size-4 lg:size-6\" width=\"22\" height=\"22\"><path d=\"M12.372.92c0-.506.41-.916.915-.916L21 0l-.004 7.712a.917.917 0 0 1-1.832 0V3.183l-6.827 6.828-1.349-1.348 6.828-6.828h-4.529a.915.915 0 0 1-.915-.915M1.835 17.816l6.828-6.828 1.349 1.349-6.829 6.827h4.529a.915.915 0 0 1 0 1.831L0 21l.004-7.713a.916.916 0 0 1 1.831 0z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/button><dialog aria-label=\"Modal Dialog\" aria-modal=\"true\" class=\"fixed inset-0 z-4 size-full max-h-none max-w-none bg-white hidden\"\/><\/div><figcaption class=\"relative text-sm mt-1 pr-2.5\">\n<p>The Savant\u2019s keyboard warrior goes to work, fighting all the usual things.<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Hollywood may be slowly catching on, but the entertainment press is doing everything they can to stop it. In their review of <em>The Savant<\/em>, Variety says, \u201c<em>The Savant<\/em> is precisely the type of show America needs right now. It looks at a sector of mostly white male individuals who believe that America belongs to them. Fueled by hate, bigotry, xenophobia and misogyny.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Their review reads like one of my daughter\u2019s college essay assignments. Boring.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">So, we\u2019re left to assume either Variety\u2019s critic has somehow missed every TV show and movie made in the past ten years, or they simply hate art and want to see it ground down into the irrelevance of Christian rock. Because critics are supposed to be the guardians of art, not the protectors of repetitive orthodoxy. Doing otherwise makes you a propagandist, not a legitimate commentator.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"mb-4 text-lg font-bold\"><strong>Repetitive Messaging Isn\u2019t Art<\/strong><\/h3>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">In the early 2000s, I saw <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.cinemablend.com\/reviews\/Religulous-3380.html\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:and reviewed;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">and reviewed<\/a> the Bill Maher documentary <em>Religulous<\/em>. It features Maher, an avowed atheist, wandering the country and putting believers on the spot. I loved it and gave it four and a half stars. It earned that high score because it was funny and also because it was fresh and unique in an era when criticizing religion wasn\u2019t all that common.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"relative mb-4\">\n<div class=\"relative\"><img alt=\"Bill Maher in &lt;em&gt;Religulous&lt;\/em&gt; (2008)\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"900\" height=\"506\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"rounded-lg\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/s.yimg.com\/ny\/api\/res\/1.2\/iO3CkjHKeruto1PfbYpnLA--\/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTk2MDtoPTU0MDtjZj13ZWJw\/https:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/giant_freakin_robot_articles_628\/b2ed49f8d19e12fbe595fd1d4a952c34\"\/><button aria-label=\"View larger image\" class=\"group absolute bottom-3 right-3 size-10 md:size-[50px] lg:inset-0 lg:size-full lg:bg-transparent\" data-ylk=\"elm:expand;itc:1;sec:image-lightbox;slk:lightbox-open;\"><span class=\"absolute bottom-0 right-0 rounded-full bg-white p-3 opacity-100 shadow-elevation-3 transition-opacity duration-300 group-hover:block group-hover:opacity-100 md:p-[17px] lg:bottom-6 lg:right-6 lg:bg-white\/90 lg:p-5 lg:opacity-0 lg:shadow-none\"><svg viewbox=\"0 0 22 22\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"size-4 lg:size-6\" width=\"22\" height=\"22\"><path d=\"M12.372.92c0-.506.41-.916.915-.916L21 0l-.004 7.712a.917.917 0 0 1-1.832 0V3.183l-6.827 6.828-1.349-1.348 6.828-6.828h-4.529a.915.915 0 0 1-.915-.915M1.835 17.816l6.828-6.828 1.349 1.349-6.829 6.827h4.529a.915.915 0 0 1 0 1.831L0 21l.004-7.713a.916.916 0 0 1 1.831 0z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/button><dialog aria-label=\"Modal Dialog\" aria-modal=\"true\" class=\"fixed inset-0 z-4 size-full max-h-none max-w-none bg-white hidden\"\/><\/div><figcaption class=\"relative text-sm mt-1 pr-2.5\">\n<p>Bill Maher in <em>Religulous<\/em> (2008)<\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">If <em>Religulous<\/em> were released today, I\u2019d fall asleep in the first ten minutes. Good art and good entertainment doesn\u2019t happen when you\u2019re saying the same things over and over again. Since its release, the message of <em>Religulous<\/em> has been said a hundred times over by hundreds of different people. Saying it again is not entertainment or enlightenment.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Repetitive messaging is also not art; it\u2019s propaganda. Maybe it\u2019s also evil, often even the most well-meaning propaganda is, though perhaps I\u2019m not qualified to judge such morality.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">However, I am qualified to be bored. And oh god, am I bored.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"mb-4 border-l-2 pl-5 italic text-tertiary\"\/><\/div>\n<p><em> \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.yahoo.com \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No one takes Christian rock music seriously, not even most Christians. It\u2019s not a lack of ability among the musicians performing it that negates its popularity. Rather, it is the repetitiveness of its subject matter. Christian rock ended up this way because the starting point for writing any Christian rock song is, and must be, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2046795,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[25172],"tags":[339032,379467,379468,22860],"class_list":["post-2046794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-entertainment","tag-christian-music","tag-christian-rock","tag-christians","tag-hollywood"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/Everything-Hollywood-Makes-Now-Is-Christian-Rock-And-I-Am.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2046794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2046794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2046794\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2046795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2046794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2046794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2046794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}