{"id":2066187,"date":"2025-10-03T08:26:39","date_gmt":"2025-10-03T08:26:39","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2066187"},"modified":"2025-10-03T08:26:39","modified_gmt":"2025-10-03T08:26:39","slug":"in-quarantine-love-is-my-relationship-with-celebrity-gossip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/in-quarantine-love-is-my-relationship-with-celebrity-gossip\/","title":{"rendered":"In Quarantine, Love Is My Relationship With Celebrity Gossip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>A friend of mine recently turned me on to an <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.glamour.com\/about\/instagram\">Instagram<\/a> account that posts the dishiest celebrity gossip. She recommended it with a warning: &#8220;It will fully take over your nightly reading.&#8221; She was right. The first night I had access to the account, I stayed up until 3 a.m. reading outrageous blind item after outrageous blind item. I couldn&#8217;t stop. And when I discovered the DMs posted from users rehashing supposedly real celebrity encounters, I felt another rush of dopamine. It was the happiest and most alive I&#8217;d felt since the world fell to pieces in the face of the <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.glamour.com\/about\/coronavirus\">coronavirus<\/a> pandemic.<\/p>\n<p>Judge me if you want, but I love trashy celebrity gossip. Yes, I&#8217;m using the word <em>love<\/em> here. When the world is normal, I treat it like <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.glamour.com\/gallery\/best-alcohol-delivery-services\">tequila shots<\/a>, cotton candy, or listening to <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.glamour.com\/about\/chad-kroeger\">Nickelback<\/a>\u2014fun to indulge in every now and then, but too much will make you sick. Celebrities may have the most privilege human beings can get, but they&#8217;re still humans after all\u2014reading about their sordid affairs, debaucherous nights, or allegedly wretched behavior does feel invasive after a while.<\/p>\n<aside aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"PullQuoteEmbedWrapper-sc-TKIUW dNAXCT\" data-testid=\"pullquote-embed-center\">\n<div class=\"PullQuoteEmbedContent-sc-lixSTo fMNvdw\">\n<p>My love life with other humans may be at a complete standstill, but I&#8217;m fully in a relationship with <em>other people&#8217;s<\/em> relationship gossip.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/aside>\n<p>But the world isn&#8217;t normal right now. We&#8217;ve been self-isolating and social distancing for weeks, and people are trying to find joy wherever they can. For some, it&#8217;s baking loaves and loaves of <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.glamour.com\/story\/the-best-easy-banana-bread-recipe\">banana bread<\/a>. (I burn simple toast.) For others, it&#8217;s doing <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.glamour.com\/gallery\/best-puzzles\">puzzles<\/a>. (I would just cheat and force the pieces to fit.) And then, of course, there&#8217;s old faithful, a.k.a <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.glamour.com\/about\/netflix\">Netflix<\/a>. (Sadly, I&#8217;ve seen everything, even an episode of that <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.glamour.com\/about\/ashton-kutcher\">Ashton Kutcher<\/a> ranch show. Mind you, I&#8217;m gay.) So for me, a daily diet of celebrity trash has been my lifeline to happiness. It really is a love affair\u2014a summer fling, if you will. I check in with my celebrity trash like I would a new boyfriend, giving him lots of time and attention. My love life with other humans may be at a complete standstill, but I&#8217;m fully in a relationship with <em>other people&#8217;s<\/em> relationship gossip. And I&#8217;m head over heels.<\/p>\n<p>To be clear, this is gossip I <em>know<\/em> is fake and from sources that have as much credibility as the Fyre Festival. I&#8217;d say my trash consumption at the moment is\u2014hmmm, well, a lot. It&#8217;s certainly more than the time I spend reading actual books or articles. <em>Red, White, &amp; Royal Blue<\/em> is collecting dust on my nightstand because I&#8217;m glued to Twitter, inhaling deranged threads about stars ignoring their fans at restaurants, or hilariously long Instagram Stories about TV actors partying with their neighbors. It&#8217;s as much a part of my daily routine these days as brushing my teeth or <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.glamour.com\/story\/wear-to-buy-face-masks\">wearing a mask<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><em> \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.glamour.com \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A friend of mine recently turned me on to an Instagram account that posts the dishiest celebrity gossip. She recommended it with a warning: &#8220;It will fully take over your nightly reading.&#8221; She was right. 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