{"id":2066740,"date":"2025-10-03T14:16:56","date_gmt":"2025-10-03T14:16:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2066740"},"modified":"2025-10-03T14:16:56","modified_gmt":"2025-10-03T14:16:56","slug":"taylor-swift-cant-stop-talking-about-sex-with-travis-kelce-in-new-album","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/taylor-swift-cant-stop-talking-about-sex-with-travis-kelce-in-new-album\/","title":{"rendered":"Taylor Swift Can&#8217;t Stop Talking About Sex With Travis Kelce In New Album"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div id=\"\">\n<h2 class=\"standfirst\"\/>\n<p>I am SWEATING after this song<\/p>\n<div class=\"article-meta article-meta-lower\">\n<p><span class=\"article-date-published\"><strong>Published<\/strong><time class=\"time time-published\" datetime=\"October 3, 2025 7:57 AM EDT\">October 3, 2025 7:57 AM EDT<\/time><\/span><span class=\"article-date-updated\"><span class=\"dateline-vertical-line\">\u2022<\/span><strong>Updated<\/strong><time class=\"time time-updated\" datetime=\"October 3, 2025 7:57 AM EDT\">October 3, 2025 7:57 AM EDT<\/time><\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"social-icons\">\n<ul>\n<li class=\"fb\"><button>Facebook<\/button><\/li>\n<li class=\"tw\"><button>Twitter<\/button><\/li>\n<li class=\"email\"><button>Email<\/button><\/li>\n<li class=\"link\"><button>Copy Link<\/button><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div><!--[--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Look, I didn&#8217;t really think I&#8217;d be up at the crack of dawn breaking down <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/category\/taylor-swift\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Taylor Swift&#8217;s<\/a> new album like it was game-film. Frankly, I&#8217;m not in the mood this morning given the Red Sox looked like a JV team last night and blew a series.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">I also haven&#8217;t listened to a Taylor Swift song since 2014, so I ain&#8217;t exactly OutKick&#8217;s beat writer on all things Taylor Swift. Not my lane. Not my wheelhouse.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">EXCEPT, of course, when she starts pumping out lyrics like the ones you&#8217;re about to read. When T-Swift turns horny, my antenna goes up. I knew this was coming given the fact that she was <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.outkick.com\/culture\/hot-not-taylor-swifts-steamy-new-look-divides-fans\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">half-naked on her new album cover,<\/a> and our girl didn&#8217;t disappoint.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Let&#8217;s go ahead and get to the film! Here&#8217;s Taylor Swift&#8217;s new song on her brand-new <i>Life of a Showgirl <\/i>album.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">It&#8217;s called, &#8220;Wood.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><!--]--><!--[--><!--]--><!--[--><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Wood!<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><!--]--><!--[--><!--]--><!--[--><!--]--><!--[--><!--]--><!--[--><!--]--><!--[--><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<h2 style=\"\">Taylor Swift ain&#8217;t country anymore<\/h2>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Oh my. Look what the Gen-Zers have turned our girl into! This is the same Taylor Swift that used to sing about her high school love story and teardrops on her guitar and white horses.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">And now, she&#8217;s talking about Travis Kelce opening her thighs and using his magic wand on her. My God. She even mentioned a &#8220;hard rock&#8221; and used the word &#8220;cocky&#8221; 14 times.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">We gotcha, Taylor. We hear you loud and clear!<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">Oh, you don&#8217;t know for sure that this is about her and Travis banging like rabbits? Think AGAIN!<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<div class=\"featured featured-image component-center\">\n<div class=\"m\"><picture><!--[--><source media=\"(max-width: 767px)\" srcset=\"https:\/\/images.outkick.com\/static.outkick.com\/www.outkick.com\/content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/288\/162\/swift.jpg?ve=1&amp;tl=1, https:\/\/images.outkick.com\/static.outkick.com\/www.outkick.com\/content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/576\/324\/swift.jpg?ve=1&amp;tl=1 2x\" width=\"576\" height=\"324\"><source media=\"(min-width: 768px) and (max-width: 1023px)\" srcset=\"https:\/\/images.outkick.com\/static.outkick.com\/www.outkick.com\/content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/720\/405\/swift.jpg?ve=1&amp;tl=1, https:\/\/images.outkick.com\/static.outkick.com\/www.outkick.com\/content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/1440\/810\/swift.jpg?ve=1&amp;tl=1 2x\" width=\"1440\" height=\"810\"><source media=\"(min-width: 1024px)\" srcset=\"https:\/\/images.outkick.com\/static.outkick.com\/www.outkick.com\/content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/668\/376\/swift.jpg?ve=1&amp;tl=1, https:\/\/images.outkick.com\/static.outkick.com\/www.outkick.com\/content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/1336\/752\/swift.jpg?ve=1&amp;tl=1 2x\" width=\"1336\" height=\"752\"><!--]--><\/source><\/source><\/source><\/picture><\/div>\n<p><!----><\/div>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><!--]--><!--[--><!--]--><!--[--><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">&#8220;New Heights of manhood.&#8221; Yeah, I&#8217;m gonna go ahead and assume Taylor&#8217;s referring to Travis Kelce there \u2013 NOT Jason Kelce. I guess we can&#8217;t know for sure, though.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">And yes \u2013 that is a screenshot from my phone. I told you I was up at 6 a.m. listening to this X-rated, softcore porn BS from Taylor Swift. You bet your ass I was. No shame. I have a job to do. The Sox lost last night. Life goes on.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">And yes, Swifties, I know there is some sort of call-back from Swift here to a stupid Ariana Grande fan post from years ago. I don&#8217;t care about that. If you want actual Taylor Swift breakdowns, go over to USA Today or some Lib site like that.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align:left;\">I break down the horny lyrics and album covers. That&#8217;s all. You&#8217;re welcome!<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--]--><\/div>\n<p><script src=\"https:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/sdk.js#xfbml=1&#038;version=v22.0\" async><\/script><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.outkick.com \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am SWEATING after this song PublishedOctober 3, 2025 7:57 AM EDT\u2022UpdatedOctober 3, 2025 7:57 AM EDT Facebook Twitter Email Copy Link Look, I didn&#8217;t really think I&#8217;d be up at the crack of dawn breaking down Taylor Swift&#8217;s new album like it was game-film. Frankly, I&#8217;m not in the mood this morning given the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2066741,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[25179],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2066740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-music"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/Taylor-Swift-Cant-Stop-Talking-About-Sex-With-Travis-Kelce.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2066740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2066740"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2066740\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2066742,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2066740\/revisions\/2066742"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2066741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2066740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2066740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2066740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}