{"id":2069445,"date":"2025-10-04T22:42:50","date_gmt":"2025-10-04T22:42:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2069445"},"modified":"2025-10-04T22:42:50","modified_gmt":"2025-10-04T22:42:50","slug":"13-the-life-of-a-showgirl-lyrics-that-are-peak-millennial-cringe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/13-the-life-of-a-showgirl-lyrics-that-are-peak-millennial-cringe\/","title":{"rendered":"13 “The Life Of A Showgirl” Lyrics That Are Peak Millennial Cringe"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The release of The Life of a Showgirl<\/i><\/a> has come with a whole lot of fan discussions over Taylor Swift’s lyricism on her newest album.<\/span><\/h2>\n

Famously known to weave Shakespearean-level phrases<\/a> into her songs, Taylor’s poetic touch has not been completely lost on this album. While lines like, “You were dancing through the lightning strikes, sleepless in the onyx night, but now the sky is opalite,” are sprinkled throughout the album, there’s another underlying theme that fans have strongly noticed in the lyrics of<\/a> TLOAS<\/i><\/a>: an abundance of millennial and internet slang.<\/span><\/h2>\n
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When Taylor has said herself that “no one\u2019s prouder to be a millennial<\/a>,” she meant it. If it hasn’t been proven already, The Life of a Showgirl<\/i><\/a> solidifies this through some of the most millennial phrases we’ve heard in a while. Here are all of the times Taylor uses some form of millennial cringe or internet slang in the lyrics of the album.<\/span><\/h2>\n

Related: These 20 Celebs Were The Biggest Internet Stars 15+ Years Ago, And Their “Then And Now” Stories Are Absolutely Wild<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

1. <\/span>“CANCELLED!”<\/span><\/h2>\n
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Lyrics:<\/b> “Did you girlboss too close to the sun<\/b><\/u>? \/\u00a0Did they catch you having far too much fun?”<\/p>\n

While a Greek<\/a> mythology reference to Icarus in a Taylor Swift song<\/a> is very “fork found in kitchen”-esque, it’s kind of funny to hear this peak millennial phrase immediately after the line “beware the wrath of masked crusaders.”<\/p>\n

2. <\/span>“Wood”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Lyrics<\/span><\/div>\n

Lyrics:<\/b> “Forgive me, it sounds cocky \/ He ah-matized<\/b><\/u> me and opened my eyes \/ Redwood tree, it ain’t hard to see \/ His love was the key that opened my thighs”<\/p>\n

“Ah-matized” = dickmatized, btw. We see you, Taylor. We see you.<\/p>\n

3. <\/span>“Wi$h Li$t”<\/span><\/h2>\n
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Lyrics:<\/b> “Boss up<\/u><\/b>, settle down, got a wish list (wish list) \/ I just want you”<\/p>\n

Fifth Harmony’s 2014 hit “BO$$” walked so that “Wi$h Li$t” could run.<\/p>\n

Related: 13 Stars Who Got *Extremely Real* About The Shocking Ways They’ve Spent Their Money<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

4. <\/span>“Father Figure”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Lyrics<\/span><\/div>\n

Lyrics:<\/b> “I’ll be your father figure \/ I drink that brown liquor \/ I can make deals with the devil because\u00a0my dick’s bigger<\/u><\/b>“<\/p>\n

When your opponent in the dick-measuring contest is Taylor Swift<\/a>, you’re going to lose.<\/p>\n

5. <\/span>“Eldest Daughter”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Lyrics<\/span><\/div>\n

Lyrics:<\/b> “Every eldest daughter \/ Was the first lamb to the slaughter \/ So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire<\/u><\/b>“<\/p>\n

What\u2019s the Gen Z equivalent of saying \u201cwe looked fire?\u201d \u201cWe ate?\u201d \u201cWe\u2019re giving?\u201d<\/p>\n

6. <\/span>“Actually Romantic”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Lyrics<\/span><\/div>\n

Lyrics:<\/b> “I heard you call me ‘Boring Barbie’\u00a0when the coke’s got you brave \/ High-fived my ex and then you said you’re glad he ghosted<\/u><\/b> me”<\/p>\n

Genuinely, who would ghost Taylor Swift? (We actually know who, but it still boggles the mind.)<\/p>\n

Related: 22 Famous Couples Who You Probably Didn’t Realize Have *THAT* Much Of An Age Gap<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

7. <\/span>“The Fate of Ophelia”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Lyrics<\/span><\/div>\n

Lyrics:<\/b> “Keep it one hundred<\/u><\/b> on the land (Land), th\u0435 sea (Sea), the sky \/ Pledge allegiance to your hands,\u00a0your team, your vibes<\/u><\/b>“<\/p>\n

Can’t help but think of the \ud83d\udcaf emoji when hearing this line, and it makes it even funnier to imagine Taylor using it in her daily texts.<\/p>\n

8. <\/span>“The Life of a Showgirl”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Lyrics<\/span><\/div>\n

Lyrics:<\/b> “I’m married to the hustle<\/b><\/u> \/ And now I know the life of a showgirl, babe”<\/p>\n

And here we were thinking that #grindset hustle culture died. The grind really never<\/i> stops, apparently.<\/p>\n

9. <\/span>“Wi$h Li$t”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Lyrics<\/span><\/div>\n

Lyrics:<\/b> “They want that spring break that was fuckin’ lit<\/b><\/u> \/ And then that video taken off the internet”<\/p>\n

Haven’t heard the word “lit” in years, but leave it to Taylor to dust it off and bring it back through one of the rare times she curses in her songs.<\/p>\n

10. <\/span>“CANCELLED!”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Lyrics<\/span><\/div>\n

Lyrics:<\/b> “Good thing I like my friends cancelled<\/b><\/u> \/\u00a0I like ’em cloaked in Gucci<\/u><\/b> and in scandal”<\/p>\n

An entire song explicitly dedicated to cancel culture, but also extremely catchy, is something only Taylor could do.<\/p>\n

Related: 21 Times Celebrities Were So, Soooooo Shady<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

11. <\/span>“Eldest Daughter”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Chorus<\/span><\/div>\n

Lyrics:<\/b> “But I’m not a bad bitch<\/b><\/u>, and this isn’t savage<\/b><\/u> \/ But I’m never gonna let you down”<\/p>\n

Millennial eldest daughters everywhere felt this to their core.<\/p>\n

12. <\/span>“Ruin The Friendship”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Lyrics<\/span><\/div>\n

Lyrics:<\/b> “And it was not an invitation \/ But as the 50 C\u0435nt<\/b><\/u> song played (song played) \/ Should’ve kissed you anyway (anyway)”<\/p>\n

Instantly recognizable as a millennial reference, a 50 Cent<\/a> name drop in a Taylor Swift song was definitely not on my 2025 bingo card.<\/p>\n

13. <\/span>“Eldest Daughter”<\/span><\/h2>\n
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Lyrics:<\/b> “Everybody’s so punk on the internet \/ Everyone’s unbothered<\/u><\/b> ’til they’re not \/ Every joke’s just trolling<\/u><\/b> and memes<\/u><\/b>“<\/p>\n

Taylor summed up the current state of your average social media experience pretty well here, tbh.<\/p>\n

Did we miss any lyrics that you think are either extremely millennial-coded or very online? Tell us in the comments!<\/span><\/h2>\n

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Read it on BuzzFeed.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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