{"id":2070252,"date":"2025-10-05T12:08:24","date_gmt":"2025-10-05T12:08:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2070252"},"modified":"2025-10-05T12:08:24","modified_gmt":"2025-10-05T12:08:24","slug":"snl-weekend-update-roasts-imprisoned-diddy-kristi-noems-super-bowl-deportation-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/snl-weekend-update-roasts-imprisoned-diddy-kristi-noems-super-bowl-deportation-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018SNL\u2019 Weekend Update Roasts Imprisoned Diddy, Kristi Noem\u2019s Super Bowl Deportation Dream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div data-article-body=\"true\">\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><em>Saturday Night Live<\/em>\u2018s Weekend Update took on Sean \u201cDiddy\u201d Combs\u2019 50-month sentencing, potential Immigration and Customs Enforcement operations at the Super Bowl, and <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/politics\/politics-features\/government-shutdown-trump-hurting-americans-1235439627\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:the ongoing government shutdown;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">the ongoing government shutdown<\/a>, as well as other topics in the news since the late night show was last on the air in May.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">\u201cThis week, the\u00a0government finally represented\u00a0the people when it just\u00a0completely shut down,\u201d co-anchor Colin Jost joked on the fourth day of the federal government ceasing non-essential operations.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><strong>More from Rolling Stone<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">\u201cHonestly, didn\u2019t it feel like the\u00a0government needed a break?\u00a0Just so we could all catch our\u00a0breaths,\u201d Jost added. \u201cCan you believe we\u2019re only nine\u00a0months into this presidency?\u00a0That means we only have three\u00a0months and seven years\u00a0remaining.\u00a0I already tried fighting. I\u2019m\u00a0tired.\u00a0I went to so many\u00a0protests this summer, but it was\u00a0finally worth it because we\u00a0finally got them to change the\u00a0Cracker Barrel logo back to my\u00a0actual grandpa.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Michael Che then addressed Trump adviser Corey Lewandowski and Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem both warning that ICE agents <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/news\/articles\/kristi-noem-says-ice-over-022949717.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:will be the Super Bowl;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\">will be the Super Bowl<\/a> after Puerto Rican rapper Bad Bunny\u2014<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/entertainment\/music\/articles\/bad-bunny-reacts-backlash-over-050423290.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:SNL\u2018s host;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\"><em>SNL<\/em>\u2018s host<\/a>\u2014<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/entertainment\/music\/articles\/bad-bunny-super-bowl-performance-180243422.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:was announced as;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\">was announced as<\/a> the halftime show performer.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">ICE being at the Santa Clarita venue would be totally worth it, Che joked\u2014\u201dYou know, to catch all those\u00a0farm workers who can afford\u00a0Super Bowl tickets.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Later, Che commented on Combs\u2019 sentencing for two counts of transportation to engage in prostitution. The disgraced music mogul <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.yahoo.com\/entertainment\/articles\/beating-rico-charges-doesn-t-170445136.html\" data-ylk=\"slk:was acquitted in July;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas;outcm:mb_qualified_link;_E:mb_qualified_link;ct:story;\" class=\"link  yahoo-link\">was acquitted in July<\/a> of the three most serious charges, including racketeering.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">\u201cSean Combs was sentenced\u00a0on Friday to four years in\u00a0prison.\u00a0I\u2019ll be honest,\u00a0it\u2019s hard to watch someone I\u00a0love get punished, but that\u2019s\u00a0what Diddy would do,\u201d Che joked.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">\u201cDuring Sean Combs\u2019 sentencing,\u00a0he pleaded for mercy, saying\u00a0that the\u00a0things he did were disgusting,\u00a0shameful and sick,\u201d Che added. \u201cIn fact, just\u00a0thinking about them makes him\u00a0harder than grandma\u2019s candy.\u201d<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><strong>Best of Rolling Stone<\/strong><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Sign up for <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/cloud.email.rollingstone.com\/signup\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:RollingStone's Newsletter;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">RollingStone&#8217;s Newsletter<\/a>. 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