Taylor Swift<\/strong><\/a>\u2019s double entendre-filled \u201cWood\u201d has the entire internet in a tizzy<\/a> over the pop star\u2019s very suggestive lyrics.<\/p>\n \u201cForgive me, it sounds cocky \/ He ah-matized me and opened my \u0435yes,\u201d Swift, 35, sings in the ninth track from The Life of a Showgirl. <\/i>\u201cRedwood tree, it ain’t hard to see \/ His love was th\u0435 key that opened my thighs.\u201d<\/p>\n She continues, \u201cAnd, baby, I’ll admit I’ve been a little superstitious \/ The curse on me was broken by your magic wand \/ Seems to be that you and me, we make our own luck \/ New Heights of manhood \/ I ain’t gotta knock on wood.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cWood\u201d is presumed to be about Swift\u2019s fianc\u00e9<\/a>, Travis Kelce<\/strong>, who cohosts a podcast called \u201cNew Heights\u201d with his brother, Jason Kelce<\/strong>. (Swift announced Showgirl <\/i>was on the way via an August appearance on the show, which was previously the catalyst for their love story.)<\/p>\n Breaking Down Taylor Swift\u2019s Raunchy \u2018Life of a Showgirl\u2019 Lyrics in \u2018Wood\u2019 and Relation to Travis Kelce<\/a><\/p>\n Fans on social media also believe that Swift chose \u201cWood\u201d as track No. 9 to correspond to the length of Travis\u2019 so-called \u201cmanhood.\u201d<\/p>\n Swift, meanwhile, has played coy about what inspired \u201cWood\u201d and its tracklist position.<\/p>\n Taylor Swift.<\/span> Mert Alas & Marcus Piggott<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cIt\u2019s a love story,\u201d the Grammy winner said during an Amazon Music explanation<\/a> of the song. \u201cIt\u2019s] about using, as a plot device, popular superstitions [and] good luck charms, bad luck charms and all these different ways we have decided things are good luck or bad luck \u2014 like knocking on wood and seeing a black cat. That is the way I\u2019ve decided to explore this very, very sentimental love song.\u201d<\/p>\n While Swift is staying mum about the musical inspiration, a handful of celebrity fans think that they\u2019ve figured it out already. Keep scrolling for their best reactions:<\/p>\n \u201cNot HARD to guess who this one is about,\u201d Banks captioned a TikTok<\/a> video of herself listening to the song for the first time, tagging both Swift and Travis\u2019 accounts. \u201cLoving Life of a Showgirl.<\/i>\u201d<\/p>\n In Banks\u2019 footage, she gushed that the melody for \u201cWood\u201d seemed \u201cjammy\u201d and she needed to check out the lyric video after hearing a few NSFW metaphors.<\/p>\n \u201cI need to see these lyrics written out. I\u2019m in a fantasy in my mind,\u201d the actress quipped. \u201cOh, she\u2019s really telling tales on this one.\u201d<\/p>\n Minaj live-tweeted her first reaction to hearing the full album on Friday, October 3, including \u201cWood.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201c#Wood is exactly what falling in love with your soulmate \u2018sounds like,\u2019\u201d the rapper wrote via X<\/a>.<\/p>\n The comedian said in a TikTok<\/a> video that it was \u201cfantastic\u201d to hear Swift\u2019s new songs about \u201cgetting d***ed down.\u201d<\/p>\n \u201cLike, she\u2019s a baddie,\u201d McMahan said. \u201cShe\u2019s had her heart broken a million times, we\u2019re over that. She\u2019s, like, \u2018It\u2019s big.\u2019 And we\u2019re like, \u2018Congrats!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n After listening to \u201cWood\u201d multiple times upon its release, the Barstool Sports owner came to the realization that the track was actually about Travis\u2019 body<\/a>.<\/p>\n \u201cIt\u2019s about Travis\u2019 d***? And then you re-listen and it\u2019s all, \u2018Redwood tree\u2019 and \u2018I knew he had a big d*** and hard rock and I have to catch the bouquet.\u2019 No. No. I\u2019m not bobbing and weaving and jamming to a song about Travis\u2019 d***,\u201d Portnoy quipped in an Instagram video. \u201cI\u2019m a football guy and I\u2019ve known Kelce a lot longer than I\u2019ve known Taylor, so some of the songs you don\u2019t want to get too into, \u2018Oh, they\u2019re talking about it like that.\u2019 So, \u2018Wood\u2019 is out.\u201d<\/p>\n “Everything I have learned about Travis Kelsie’s [sic] wood is very much against my will,” the\u00a0Selling Sunset\u00a0personality wrote via her Instagram Stories on Sunday, October 5. “To clarify, I LOVE love and am very happy for any of you (her obviously included) in love. I also would find it TMI to hear about your partner’s genitalia. That’s just me! But, I don’t want to yuck your yum. I’m glad some of you love to hear about it and got just that!”<\/p>\n The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives <\/i>star made up a dance to the less suggestive lyrics with her Dancing With the Stars <\/i>partner, pro dancer Jan Ravnik<\/strong><\/a>. (Ravnik previously danced with Swift on her Eras Tour <\/i>and appears in her new music video for \u201cThe Fate of Ophelia.\u201d)<\/p>\n \u201cVibing to Taylor\u2019s new album ON REPEAT,\u201d Ravnik captioned a TikTok<\/a> video.<\/p>\n The Life of a Showgirl <\/i>is out now.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/span><\/div>\n
Elizabeth Banks<\/b><\/h2>\n
Nicki Minaj<\/b><\/h2>\n
Heather McMahan<\/b><\/h2>\n
Dave Portnoy<\/b><\/h2>\n
Chrishell Stause<\/h2>\n
Jen Affleck<\/b><\/h2>\n