{"id":2135153,"date":"2025-11-04T18:48:09","date_gmt":"2025-11-04T18:48:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2135153"},"modified":"2025-11-04T18:48:09","modified_gmt":"2025-11-04T18:48:09","slug":"predator-badlands-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/predator-badlands-review\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018Predator: Badlands\u2019 Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div data-article-body=\"true\">\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">ONCE I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN my theory of a \u201cperfect\u201d movie and how it differed from \u201cthe best\u201d movies. <em>The Godfather<\/em>, <em>Citizen Kane<\/em>, <em>There Will Be Blood<\/em>: These are all movies that are in discussion for \u201cthe best\u201d movies. But a perfect movie doesn\u2019t necessarily need to be as good as these all-time classics to still be, well, \u201cperfect.\u201d If it accomplishes the thing it set out to do and does so in an entertaining manner all at a very high, efficient level, well, that\u2019s a perfect movie.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">The specific example I offered up was <em>Predator<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Now, John McTiernan\u2019s <em>Predator<\/em> is not necessarily the best movie ever made. Hell, it\u2019s probably not even the best John McTiernan movie ever made; after all, this is the guy who made <em>Die Hard <\/em>and <em>The Hunt for Red October<\/em>.<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"link \" href=\"#footnote-1\" data-ylk=\"slk:1;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\">1<\/a> But it is an absolutely perfect movie, a high-concept action-thriller with a star at the peak of his powers in Arnold Schwarzenegger delivering deadly one-liners, an absolutely stellar supporting cast, a script that indelibly sketches out every supporting character with just a few lines of dialogue and a handful of wardrobe choices, and a killer villain serving as the focal point for a half-dozen killer set pieces. The thing moves on rails. It is, in a word, perfect.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">And one way its perfection reveals itself is that that 20th Century Fox\/20th Century Studios has been trying to turn the thing into a viable franchise consistently for the nearly forty years the film has existed. These efforts have universally failed to catch on. They weren\u2019t all terrible\u2014<em>Predator 2<\/em> in particular has a certain amount of charm as a sort of urban decay crime movie in the mold of <em>New Jack City<\/em> rather than a sci-fi-horror-action film\u2014but none of them has sparked the imagination in the same way the original did.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"link \" href=\"https:\/\/www.thebulwark.com\/p\/predator-badlands-review?utm_source=substack&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_content=share&amp;action=share\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Share;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\"><span>Share<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Dan Trachtenberg, however, seems to have cracked the code. His 2022 film <em><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thebulwark.com\/p\/prey-review\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Prey;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Prey<\/a><\/em>, about a Predator hunt taking place in the midst of a Comanche tribe and a bunch of French-Canadian fur trappers impressed critics and did solid numbers for Hulu, where it debuted. That led 20th Century Studios to greenlight two Predator projects for this year: the straight-to-Hulu animated anthology film <em><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/letterboxd.com\/sonnybunch\/film\/predator-killer-of-killers\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Predator: Killer of Killers;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Predator: Killer of Killers<\/a><\/em> about a trio of humans who survived a hunt and the theatrically bound <em>Predator: Badlands<\/em>, which is the first of these films to offer up a Predator movie from the point of view of the Yautja, the name of the hunting-obsessed species at the heart of the series.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">And while <em>Predator: Badlands<\/em> is far from a perfect movie, it is a perfectly pleasing creature feature that revels in the absurdity of putting the universe\u2019s greatest killing machine on a planet designed to kill invaders and then watching him figure out how to survive with the help of a mouthy Weyland-Yutani Synthetic serving as his guide.<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"link \" href=\"#footnote-2\" data-ylk=\"slk:2;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\">2<\/a><\/p>\n<figure class=\"relative mb-4\">\n<div class=\"relative\"><button aria-label=\"View larger image\" class=\"group absolute bottom-3 right-3 size-10 md:size-[50px] lg:inset-0 lg:size-full lg:bg-transparent\" data-ylk=\"elm:expand;itc:1;sec:image-lightbox;slk:lightbox-open;\"><span class=\"absolute bottom-0 right-0 rounded-full bg-white p-3 opacity-100 shadow-elevation-3 transition-opacity duration-300 group-hover:block group-hover:opacity-100 md:p-[17px] lg:bottom-6 lg:right-6 lg:bg-white\/90 lg:p-5 lg:opacity-0 lg:shadow-none\"><svg viewbox=\"0 0 22 22\" aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"size-4 lg:size-6\" width=\"22\" height=\"22\"><path d=\"M12.372.92c0-.506.41-.916.915-.916L21 0l-.004 7.712a.917.917 0 0 1-1.832 0V3.183l-6.827 6.828-1.349-1.348 6.828-6.828h-4.529a.915.915 0 0 1-.915-.915M1.835 17.816l6.828-6.828 1.349 1.349-6.829 6.827h4.529a.915.915 0 0 1 0 1.831L0 21l.004-7.713a.916.916 0 0 1 1.831 0z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/button><dialog aria-label=\"Modal Dialog\" aria-modal=\"true\" class=\"fixed inset-0 z-4 size-full max-h-none max-w-none bg-white hidden\"\/><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Dek (Dimitrius Schuster-Koloamatangi) is a young Yautja hunter and the runt of his clan. Dek\u2019s father hates him for his weakness and wants his older brother, Kwei (Mike Homik), to cull him. When the brother refuses, the father kills him, but not before Kwei can send Dek to Genna, the \u201cdeath planet,\u201d where he will hunt the deadliest game of all. No, not man, though he does wind up going toe to toe with man\u2019s creation in his own image, a Synth killer called Tessa (Elle Fanning). Tessa is the identical \u201csister\u201d of Thia (also played by Fanning), who aids Dek in his quest to slay the dreaded Kalisk so he can reunite Thia\u2019s torso with her legs.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><em>Predator: Badlands<\/em> is dorkily funny in a nerd-snort, Tina Fey-in-<em>30 Rock<\/em> sort of way. Thia chatters on and on about the Yautja and the creatures of this \u201cdeath planet\u201d; Thia and Dek encounter an adorably murderous armadillo of sorts along the way; and simply everything on this planet is trying to kill Dek. At one point, the hungry Dek picks up a juicy-looking grub for a quick protein snack only for the little bugger to start developing hives and explode a few moments later. Pterodactyl-looking birds drop stones from the sky near Dek in order to inspire poison-dart-shooting plants to go off and paralyze the young warrior in the hopes he will be a tasty, immobilized snack. Even the grass cuts like glass. Death planet indeed.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Keep up with all our movie criticism, book reviews, and culture writing:<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">Look, again, this isn\u2019t the original <em>Predator<\/em>; it\u2019s almost an entirely different genre of movie, more CGI-heavy creature feature like the King Kong and Godzilla series of \u201cmonsterverse\u201d movies. There\u2019s certainly a weightlessness to the action sequences that has plagued the series from <em>Predators<\/em> (2010) onward. And I continue to be slightly put off by Trachtenberg\u2019s whole conception of the Predator series, which boils down to \u201cdisrespected underdogs are actually really great and we need to be nicer to them, you guys.\u201d (For more on my annoyance with this, read my review of <em><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thebulwark.com\/p\/prey-review\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Prey;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link \">Prey<\/a><\/em>.)<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">That said, the goofiness of Dek and his newfound clan and the inventiveness of the myriad ways in which the planet they find themselves on want to kill them is simply too entertaining to dismiss out of hand. Yes, it\u2019s occasionally a little silly, even a little cheesy. And no, it doesn\u2019t have much use for subtext. At one point Thia even tells her sister, Tessa, \u201cWe can be more than what they ask of us,\u201d which is the running theme of Trachtenberg\u2019s triptych.<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\">But who needs subtlety when you\u2019re offered up grub grenades on a murder planet?<\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"link \" href=\"https:\/\/www.thebulwark.com\/p\/predator-badlands-review\/comments\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Leave a comment;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\"><span>Leave a comment<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"link \" href=\"#footnote-anchor-1\" data-ylk=\"slk:1;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\">1<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><em>Two more examples of perfect movies, by the way. I don\u2019t think it\u2019s crazy to suggest that McTiernan at the peak of his powers\u2014the six-movie stretch spanning from <\/em>Predator <em>(1987)<\/em> <em>to <\/em>The Thomas Crown Affair<em> (1999)\u2014was, basically, a perfect director. <\/em>Medicine Man <em>(which I don\u2019t really care for<\/em>)<em> and <\/em>Last Action Hero <em>(which I do, though will allow this is a controversial opinion) muddy the waters a bit.<\/em><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"link \" href=\"#footnote-anchor-2\" data-ylk=\"slk:2;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\">2<\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"mb-4 text-lg md:leading-8 break-words\"><em>Yes, this movie at least tacitly accepts the canon of the Alien v. Predator films, which posited a merged universe in which the Weyland-Yutani Corporation of the Alien<\/em> <em>movies is, at a minimum, aware of the Yautja. I imagine this will all tie in to Hulu\u2019s <\/em>Alien: Earth<em> series at some point.<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><em> \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.yahoo.com \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ONCE I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN my theory of a \u201cperfect\u201d movie and how it differed from \u201cthe best\u201d movies. The Godfather, Citizen Kane, There Will Be Blood: These are all movies that are in discussion for \u201cthe best\u201d movies. 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