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Reddit user u\/winkeltwinkle<\/a> posted<\/a> in r\/AskReddit<\/a>: “Straight men of Reddit who is the hottest man?” Straight men didn’t hold back, sharing how far they would go for some of the hottest male celebrities in Hollywood. Here are some of the best responses:<\/span><\/h2>\n

1. <\/span>“I’m not gay, ok, I’m not. But if Chris Evans’s Captain America needed to get off, like, to save the world from Hydra or something, and I was the only one around? Well, I’m a patriot, dammit! I’d let him finish inside me.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Collage<\/span><\/div>\n

Marvel \/ Disney<\/span><\/p>\n

“That scene where he caught the bad guy\u2019s weapon and emerged out of the shadows with that BEARD. Oh my.”<\/p>\n

\u2014u\/RadScience<\/a><\/p>\n

“He got me in Infinity War<\/i> when he came back to help Vision and Wanda in Edinburgh. With the beard\u2026.lawd.”<\/p>\n

\u2014u\/ar_doomtrooper<\/a><\/p>\n

2. <\/span>“I would totally go gay for Hugh Jackman<\/a>. Good looking, great actor, great singer, great dancer, and seems like an all-around cool dude with a great sense of humor.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Muscular<\/span><\/div>\n

20th Century Fox<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/Krinks1<\/a><\/p>\n

3. <\/span>“Look, I’m as straight as they come. Married with two kids and everything. But all I’m saying is, if Henry Cavill<\/a> wants to tie me down and whisper the specs to his new PC tower in his Geralt voice, who am I to say no?”<\/span><\/h2>\n

Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF <\/p>\n

Netflix, Warner Bros., Paramount Pictures<\/span><\/p>\n

u\/WaffleBlink<\/a><\/p>\n

“He looks good, has that deep husky voice (Geralt style), is very athletic, and just a proper decent dude. As much as I love my Mrs and have never been with\/or wanted to be with a man. If I’m in the woods with a fire & Henry Cavill, you better believe it’s going full Brokeback.”<\/p>\n

\u2014u\/Pirate1000rider<\/a><\/p>\n

“Yeah, Cavill is a nerd man’s dream. If I were to get it on with him, I would. But also afterwards, we sit down and paint Warhammer minis. I mean we can do that without the sex, I think he is pretty hetero from what I’ve heard. Also loves dogs. Anyways, Henry,if you’re ever in Berlin, hmu!”<\/p>\n

\u2014u\/ReneG8<\/a><\/p>\n

Related: Skai Jackson\u2019s Sincere \u201cLife Hack\u201d For Saving Money Is Going Mega Viral, And Let\u2019s Just Say That People Aren\u2019t Impressed<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

4. <\/span>“I\u2019m married with three kids, but Timothy Olyphant can pound my ass anytime.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Shirtless<\/span><\/div>\n

TBS, FX<\/span><\/p>\n

“I feel like Timothy Olyphant has that panty-dropping grin most of us regular dudes can only envy.”<\/p>\n

\u2014u\/anotheroutlaw<\/a><\/p>\n

5. <\/span>“I’m a straight man, but like, seeing the first photo of Ryan Gosling<\/a> as Ken in Barbie got me good.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Person<\/span><\/div>\n

Warner Bros. Pictures<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/XavierMeatsling<\/a><\/p>\n

“I went to\u00a0Barbie<\/i>\u00a0for Margot Robbie<\/a>, I stayed for Ryan Gosling.”<\/p>\n

\u2014u\/Leemur89<\/a><\/p>\n

“Middle-aged straight dude here. Ryan Gosling is dreamy.”<\/p>\n

\u2014u\/pudding7<\/a><\/p>\n

6. <\/span>“I’m surprised I haven’t seen Ewan McGregor<\/a> mentioned. He looks good, has a Scottish accent, and seems genuinely nice and wholesome.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"A<\/span><\/div>\n

20th Century Fox<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/NuggetPilon<\/a><\/p>\n

“I’d drag my balls through broken glass for two miles just to have him flick some debris off my shirt. I’d be so good to him.”<\/p>\n

\u2014u\/Jephimykes<\/a><\/p>\n

7. <\/span>“1980s Harrison Ford. Dude, Temple of Doom<\/i>, Indiana Jones was a sexy mother fucker. Coming from a completely straight dude. Guy was handsome as fuck.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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Paramount Pictures, 20th Century Fox, Paramount Pictures \/ Via tumblr.com<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/Once_Upon_A_Dimee<\/a><\/p>\n

“Indiana Jones<\/i> is good and all, but have you seen him in Working Girl<\/i>? As a straight man, I swooned.”<\/p>\n

\u2014u\/spangg<\/a><\/p>\n

8. <\/span>“Paul Newman is the one where I’m like, ‘yeah, I can see that for sure.’ I watched Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid<\/i> with my ex gf, and she was swooning, and I just had to say, yeah, fair.'”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"A<\/span><\/div>\n

20th Century Fox<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/shadowsOfMyPantomime<\/a><\/p>\n

9. <\/span>“I\u2019m a straight man, and Brad Pitt topless on the roof during Once Upon A Time In Hollywood<\/i>. My word.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Person<\/span><\/div>\n

Sony Pictures Releasing<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/jo-shabadoo<\/a><\/p>\n

“Let me give you a scenario. I’m at a beach cabana. Brad Pitt comes up and tries to kiss me. I would definitely resist at first, but if he were persistent, I would probably give in a little bit, depending on how persistent he was\u2026”<\/p>\n

\u2014u\/Mrepman81<\/a><\/p>\n

Related: Here Are 26 Popular Actors From The ’80s, The Best Decade For Hollywood EVER \u2014 How Many Can You Actually Identify?<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

10. <\/span>“I would call Pedro Pascal Daaaaaddy, and he wouldn’t even need to ask. 100% straight… I think. Don’t ask if he’s around, and Brad Pitt is down the hall.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Actor<\/span><\/div>\n

HBO, A24<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/Timmeaahh<\/a><\/p>\n

11. <\/span>“Every man will momentarily hesitate when scheduling a haircut, because deep down he feels like if he let his hair grow just a little longer, he could look exactly like Viggo Mortensen’s Aragorn.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

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New Line Cinema<\/span><\/p>\n

“That scene where he bursts through the doors at Helm\u2019s Deep in slow motion \ud83d\udc40 Sheeeeesh\u2026.”<\/p>\n

\u2014u\/NaNaNaNaNatman<\/a><\/p>\n

“Well, as a straight guy I also think Legolas was pretty dreamy so there’s that.”<\/p>\n

\u2014u\/Butt_Bucket<\/a><\/p>\n

12. <\/span>“A youthful Matthew McConaughey. For years, I thought it was bi because I found him so handsome.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Actor<\/span><\/div>\n

Gramercy Pictures, Paramount Pictures<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/GravyBoatImperial<\/a><\/p>\n

13. <\/span>“Robert Redford in his younger years. That guy had an annoyingly winning smile that just reminded us all of what we’ll never be.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Person<\/span><\/div>\n

Paramount Pictures, Columbia Pictures<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/bdbr<\/a><\/p>\n

14. <\/span>“I never quite got what women found in Tom Hiddleston when I only knew him from his role as Loki<\/i>. Then I watched Crimson Peak.<\/i>“<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Person<\/span><\/div>\n

Universal Pictures<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/Bowbreaker<\/a><\/p>\n

Related: 19 Celebrities Who Were So Disrespectful In Public, It Was Embarrassing<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

15. <\/span>“The dance sequence in Ex Machina,<\/i> my mouth just dropped open because sexy was just oozing off the screen. It\u2019s that ‘I don\u2019t give a shit’ way Oscar Isaac dances, but it\u2019s still so perfectly executed and hot.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF <\/p>\n

WIRED, A24<\/span><\/p>\n

“Any Oscar Isaac for me! I would take dragged through a hedge backwards twice\u00a0Inside Llewyn Davis<\/i>\u00a0Oscar Isaac.”<\/p>\n

16. <\/span>“Not gay, but there’s nothing sexier than Michael Fassbender as Magneto. He always managed to lift my iron every time I saw him.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Man<\/span><\/div>\n

20th Century Fox<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/Nosferatus_Death<\/a><\/p>\n

“The F in Fassbender is silent.”<\/p>\n

\u2014u\/SabreenRZ<\/a><\/p>\n

17. <\/span>“Josh Hartnett is ridiculous in Penny Dreadful<\/i>. I\u2019ve never been interested in any cock besides my own, but he\u2019s a beautiful man. He\u2019s just so enjoyable to look at and has a really pleasant voice. He\u2019s like walking art, or a sunset with a face.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Person<\/span><\/div>\n

Showtime<\/span><\/p>\n

“Watching\u00a0Penny Dreadful<\/i>, I\u2019d get depressed when I\u2019d go to take a piss and catch my reflection in the mirror. After staring at Josh Hartnett for hours, my standards were impossibly high.”<\/p>\n

\u2014u\/SemiFormalJesus<\/a><\/p>\n

18. <\/span>“If Idris Elba kissed me, I’d grow a uterus right then and there. I’d bear his child. I wouldn’t complain once through all 9 months. As I’m pushing out his 13 lb baby, I’d stare into his eyes and tell him he’s the most beautiful person in the world.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"A<\/span><\/div>\n

Universal Pictures, NBC<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/Gurrb17<\/a><\/p>\n

“Idris Elba from The Office<\/i> era could kiss me, and I don\u2019t think I\u2019d fight back.”<\/p>\n

\u2014u\/Panama_Scoot<\/a><\/p>\n

19. <\/span>“As a straight married man with two kids, I stand tall and pee standing up, revel in sports, tinker with cars, and wield BBQ skills that are the envy of the neighborhood. But let me tell you, Keanu Reeves is one fine man. Hands down, no question about it.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF <\/p>\n

Lionsgate, Fine Line Features<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/guchdog<\/a><\/p>\n

20. <\/span>“I passed David Beckham on the street in Manhattan and remember thinking he made everyone around him in this huge city look ugly.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"A<\/span><\/div>\n

21. <\/span>“Dude, yeah. I\u2019m not gay at all. I have three kids and love my wife. But when I was a kid, I\u2019d always tell my mom Sam Elliot was a handsome son of a bitch.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"A<\/span><\/div>\n

United Artists<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/Once_Upon_A_Dimee<\/a><\/p>\n

Related: 13 Times Celebrities *Allegedly* Faked A Romance To Promote A Movie, Show, Or Project<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

22. <\/span>“Tom Hardy in Taboo<\/i> was the first and last time a man has made my insides feel tingly.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"A<\/span><\/div>\n

FX<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/Yradna<\/a><\/p>\n

23. <\/span>“Jake Gyllenhaal, especially with a beard. I want him to look into my soul and caress me. I want to feel like Heath Ledger felt while filming Brokeback Mountain<\/i>. I love my wife and I am very straight, but that man is gorgeous.”<\/span><\/h2>\n

Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF <\/p>\n

Focus Features, Fox Searchlight Pictures<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/monkeyswithknives<\/a><\/p>\n

24. <\/span>“My 62-year-old, heterosexual, married dad and I were just talking yesterday about Cillian Murphy, his ‘Ocean Eyes’ and how gorgeous he is generally. My dad was the one telling me how his coworkers call him Ocean Eyes because if they look in his eyes, it’s hard not to get lost at sea lol.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Two<\/span><\/div>\n

Warner Bros. Pictures<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/BrowncoatIona<\/a><\/p>\n

25. <\/span>“I’ve been in the same room with Jimmy Garoppolo and even as a straight guy I was somewhat mesmerized. It’s like he’s not completely human. Created by AI to induce doubt in straight guys.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"Person<\/span><\/div>\n

26. <\/span>“Jason Mamoa can pick me up and put me anywhere he wants, if I am allowed to touch him. I would go full gay just for him and only for him. This dude is everything I need in life.”<\/span><\/h2>\n
\"A<\/span><\/div>\n

HBO, Warner Bros.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u2014u\/Pernoxxx<\/a><\/p>\n

Let’s open it up for all genders. Which celeb would you go gay or lesbian for? Tell us in comments, or if you prefer to remain anonymous, you can use the form below:<\/span><\/h2>\n

Also in Celebrity: People Are Sharing The “Uncancellable” Celebrities They Could Literally Never Hate \u2014 And I’d Be Shocked If You Disagree<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Also in Celebrity: Andrew Garfield Had The Most Gracious Response To Jacob Elordi Replacing Him In The Upcoming \u201cFrankenstein\u201d Movie, And It\u2019s A Valuable Lesson<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Also in Celebrity: 29 Terrible Costars Whose Bad On-Set Behavior Ranged From Petulant To Genuinely Illegal<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Read it on BuzzFeed.com<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

\u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n

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