{"id":2169731,"date":"2025-11-21T03:22:52","date_gmt":"2025-11-21T03:22:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2169731"},"modified":"2025-11-21T03:22:52","modified_gmt":"2025-11-21T03:22:52","slug":"the-u-s-penny-is-furious-trump-murdered-it-and-has-1-nsfw-word-for-the-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/the-u-s-penny-is-furious-trump-murdered-it-and-has-1-nsfw-word-for-the-president\/","title":{"rendered":"The U.S. Penny Is Furious Trump \u2018Murdered\u2019 It And Has 1 NSFW Word For The President"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The penny is offering its two cents. <\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Last week, the U.S. Mint <\/span>ended production of the one cent coin<\/span><\/a> in an effort to phase it out \u2014 which was a move ordered by President <\/span>Donald Trump<\/span><\/a>.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The penny was given an opportunity to speak for itself on Wednesday\u2019s episode of \u201cJimmy Kimmel Live!<\/a>\u201d regarding the situation \u2014 and let\u2019s just say the sentient coin eventually flipped out. <\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The penny flips from being sentimental to being mad on \u201cJimmy Kimmel Live!\u201d<\/p>\n
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Screenshot \u201cJimmy Kimmel Live!\u2019 via YouTube<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n

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In the sketch, the talking penny began by taking a more sentimental approach, and reminisced about its place in American culture, which it\u2019s been a part of for over 200 years. <\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cI want you to remember all the good times we\u2019ve had,\u201d the penny began, which involved looking back on all the times it was dropped in a gumball machine, got lost under couch cushions, and when folks would say, \u201cLay me on a railroad track to mangle me for fun!\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The penny also got mushy about people using him to play heads or tails.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cWhenever you had a tough decision, you\u2019d flip me in the air,\u201d the penny said. \u201cWeee! Heads: You stay with your wife. Tails: Divorce.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cI\u2019ve been around for 232 years,\u201d the penny continued. \u201cBut now I am dead because President Trump murdered me.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The sketch then pivoted to a scene in a theater in which the Lincoln side of the penny gets shot in the head by Trump, a la John Wilkes Booth.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cIt has been a pleasure to be your lucky guy,\u201d the coin said, wrapping things up. \u201cAnd before I go, I just want to say, fuck Donald Trump. And fuck nickels, too.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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