{"id":2176531,"date":"2025-11-25T14:31:15","date_gmt":"2025-11-25T14:31:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2176531"},"modified":"2025-11-25T14:31:15","modified_gmt":"2025-11-25T14:31:15","slug":"pretty-pretty-gross-jimmy-kimmel-is-absolutely-horrified-by-rfk-jr-s-filthy-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/pretty-pretty-gross-jimmy-kimmel-is-absolutely-horrified-by-rfk-jr-s-filthy-poem\/","title":{"rendered":"\u2018Pretty, Pretty Gross\u2019: Jimmy Kimmel Is Absolutely Horrified By RFK Jr.\u2019s Filthy Poem"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cHis administration has a new sex scandal that for once has nothing to do with him,\u201d Kimmel said, referring to reports that Health and Human Services Secretary <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.huffpost.com\/news\/topic\/robert-f-kennedy-jr\" target=\"_blank\" role=\"link\" class=\" js-entry-link cet-internal-link\" data-vars-item-name=\"Robert F. Kennedy Jr.\" data-vars-item-type=\"text\" data-vars-unit-name=\"69254a3ce4b0774c10d42d4a\" data-vars-unit-type=\"buzz_body\" data-vars-target-content-id=\"\/news\/topic\/robert-f-kennedy-jr\" data-vars-target-content-type=\"feed\" data-vars-type=\"web_internal_link\" data-vars-subunit-name=\"article_body\" data-vars-subunit-type=\"component\" data-vars-position-in-subunit=\"2\">Robert F. Kennedy Jr.<\/a> allegedly sent a lurid \u201cpoem\u201d to journalist Olivia Nuzzi during their affair last year. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cPoems like, \u2018I am a river. You are my canyon. I mean to flow through you. I mean to subdue and tame you.\u2019 And, \u2018Drink from me, my love,\u2019\u201d Kimmel read, then added his own RFK Jr.-esque touch: \u201cIt is safe for I have removed all the fluoride from my blood.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>But Kimmel also had a warning for anyone reading Kennedy\u2019s sex poems: There may be some things you can\u2019t unlearn.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cOne of the words he used is so vile I had to look it up,\u201d Kimmel said. \u201cIt rhymes with belching and don\u2019t look it up. It\u2019s bad.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Kennedy is married to actor Cheryl Hines, who once starred in \u201cCurb Your Enthusiasm.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cPoor Cheryl Hines,\u201d Kimmel said. \u201cShe thought \u2018Curb Your Enthusiasm\u2019 was over. Now every day she hears this.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>With that, he played the famous \u201cCurbed\u201d theme, then paraphrased the catchphrase used by the show\u2019s star and creator, Larry David. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cPretty, pretty gross indeed,\u201d he said. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>See more in his Monday night monologue: <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><em> \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.celebrity.land \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cHis administration has a new sex scandal that for once has nothing to do with him,\u201d Kimmel said, referring to reports that Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. allegedly sent a lurid \u201cpoem\u201d to journalist Olivia Nuzzi during their affair last year. \u201cPoems like, \u2018I am a river. You are my canyon. 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