{"id":2186295,"date":"2025-12-04T03:48:45","date_gmt":"2025-12-04T03:48:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2186295"},"modified":"2025-12-04T03:48:45","modified_gmt":"2025-12-04T03:48:45","slug":"jimmy-kimmel-crashes-trumps-cabinet-lovefest-with-a-devastating-4-word-toast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/jimmy-kimmel-crashes-trumps-cabinet-lovefest-with-a-devastating-4-word-toast\/","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy Kimmel Crashes Trump’s Cabinet Lovefest With A Devastating 4-Word Toast"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Jimmy Kimmel<\/a> clowned Donald Trump<\/a> for having \u201cquite a team\u201d around him following the president\u2019s lovefest of a Cabinet meeting on Tuesday.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cThey have better quality cabinets at Ikea,\u201d said the late night host, who joked the Cabinet was \u201ccrushing\u201d it in the president\u2019s second term.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Kimmel \u2014 after summing up the various<\/a> scandals<\/a> and<\/a> controversies<\/a> that have plagued the Cabinet \u2014 quipped that the Trump officials were making sure the president\u2019s \u201ccolonoscopy didn\u2019t miss anything\u201d before airing several clips from the meeting.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cSpirit in our ranks since the election under President Trump is unprecedented. I\u2019ve never seen anything like it as a soldier myself in uniform,\u201d said Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cI think 2026 is going to be great for the American people thanks to you,\u201d said Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The comedian later aired a clip of him edited into the meeting as \u201cAdmiral James C. Kimmel\u201d where he claimed he had the \u201cprivilege\u201d of sitting in on the president\u2019s MRI<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cI got a peek under the paper gown and wowza, made me wish I could switch places with Melania for a night. You know what I\u2019m saying?\u201d Kimmel began.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cGod bless you, sir! God bless you as he hath already blessed your magnificent man beef.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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He proceeded to give a toast, \u201cTo the president\u2019s penis!\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Watch more of Kimmel\u2019s Tuesday monologue below.<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Jimmy Kimmel clowned Donald Trump for having \u201cquite a team\u201d around him following the president\u2019s lovefest of a Cabinet meeting on Tuesday. \u201cThey have better quality cabinets at Ikea,\u201d said the late night host, who joked the Cabinet was \u201ccrushing\u201d it in the president\u2019s second term. Kimmel \u2014 after summing up the various scandals and […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2186296,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[25173],"tags":[22389,23060],"class_list":["post-2186295","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-artists","tag-donald-trump","tag-jimmy-kimmel"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Jimmy-Kimmel-Crashes-Trumps-Cabinet-Lovefest-With-A-Devastating-4-Word.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2186295","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2186295"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2186295\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2186297,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2186295\/revisions\/2186297"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2186296"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2186295"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2186295"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2186295"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}