{"id":2194402,"date":"2025-12-11T04:06:28","date_gmt":"2025-12-11T04:06:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2194402"},"modified":"2025-12-11T04:06:28","modified_gmt":"2025-12-11T04:06:28","slug":"jimmy-kimmel-roasts-trump-with-all-the-reasons-hes-actually-an-infant","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/jimmy-kimmel-roasts-trump-with-all-the-reasons-hes-actually-an-infant\/","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy Kimmel Roasts Trump With All The Reasons He&#8217;s Actually An Infant"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Jimmy Kimmel mocked <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.huffpost.com\/news\/topic\/donald-trump\">Donald Trump<\/a> on Tuesday night over the president\u2019s plan to host UFC fights on the White House lawn next year as part of America\u2019s 250th anniversary, an event that will also coincide with Trump\u2019s 80th birthday.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Kimmel joked the real reason for the bouts may be that Trump is essentially \u201ca child\u201d with everyone treating him \u201clike he\u2019s 3 years old.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cHe is 3 years old,\u201d Kimmel then argued, before laying out Trump\u2019s toddler tendencies:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cHe needs a lot of attention, so they let him have a press conference every day. He needs immediate gratification; they give him a Diet Coke button. He gets constant praise for nothing: \u2018Oh, you did so good! Look how big you are! Your MRI is perfect!\u2019 He takes nap time often in the middle of a meeting. They order him McDonald\u2019s. He gets ice cream after dinner every night. He loves to use a Sharpie when he\u2019s not supposed to. He wants to hear the same two songs over and over again. And he wears diapers.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cHe\u2019s 3 years old,\u201d Kimmel repeated, before zinging: \u201cIf we could just get him to start watching CoComelon instead of Newsmax, problem solved.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Watch Kimmel\u2019s full monologue here:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><em> \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.celebrity.land \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jimmy Kimmel mocked Donald Trump on Tuesday night over the president\u2019s plan to host UFC fights on the White House lawn next year as part of America\u2019s 250th anniversary, an event that will also coincide with Trump\u2019s 80th birthday. Kimmel joked the real reason for the bouts may be that Trump is essentially \u201ca child\u201d [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2194403,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[25173],"tags":[22389,23060],"class_list":["post-2194402","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-artists","tag-donald-trump","tag-jimmy-kimmel"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/Jimmy-Kimmel-Roasts-Trump-With-All-The-Reasons-Hes-Actually.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2194402","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2194402"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2194402\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2194404,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2194402\/revisions\/2194404"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2194403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2194402"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2194402"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2194402"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}