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Meghan Markle<\/a> has been brutally torn apart by a US TV star in a scathing segment, before being told \u201cyou\u2019re fired\u201d. Stand-up comedian<\/a> Heather McDonald was hosting her Juicy Scoop podcast with Daily Mail reporter Jacques Peterson when they delved into a cheeky segment that imagined what it would be like if Meghan decided to guest star on reality show Vanderpump Rules.<\/p>\n Giving her best impression of Lisa Vanderpump, Heather quipped: \u201cAt Vanderpump Rules, we have a very interesting waitress that came. She knows how to do side work like no other, and we go way back since we both come from a small country called England \u2013 well, she migrated in. We get along beautifully, chummily.\u201d<\/p>\n In her real voice, she mused: \u201cNo, oh my God, how amazing would that be?<\/a> If I was doing a sketch show, that\u2019s what I would do right now. I would write a sketch \u2013 a parody of Vanderpump Rules, and we have a new waitress and it\u2019s Meghan Markle<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n \u201cShe\u2019s making unfunny jokes and doing her side work, rolling her knife and fork and going around and then thirsty Harry tries to come in.<\/p>\n \u201cAnd Lisa\u2019s like, \u2018I wanna help Harry, I do, but he can\u2019t even make a pumptini! I mean, come on!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n Jacques chimed in: \u201cAnd she\u2019s putting rose petals on the goat\u2019s cheese balls.\u201d<\/p>\n In her best Vanderpump impression, Heather joked: \u201cThe flowers are my thing. I appreciate that Meghan wants to bring her expertise, if you can call it that, but this is my baby and if we can\u2019t all get along, someone has got to go. You\u2019re fired. You\u2019re fired, Meghan!\u201d<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n