{"id":2207468,"date":"2025-12-21T11:33:27","date_gmt":"2025-12-21T11:33:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2207468"},"modified":"2025-12-21T11:33:27","modified_gmt":"2025-12-21T11:33:27","slug":"snl-roasts-trumps-outrageously-redacted-epstein-file-dump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/snl-roasts-trumps-outrageously-redacted-epstein-file-dump\/","title":{"rendered":"‘SNL’ Roasts Trump’s Outrageously Redacted Epstein File Dump"},"content":{"rendered":"

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\u201cSaturday Night Live\u201d<\/a> torched the White House\u2019s aggressively-edited release of Jeffrey Epstein-related<\/a> files in a ruthless riff on the president\u2019s holiday address to the nation during this weekend\u2019s cold open.<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The parody of President Donald Trump,<\/a> played by \u201cSNL<\/a>\u2019s\u201d resident POTUS impersonator James Austin Johnson,<\/a> was in a particularly jolly mood as he boasted about getting his name grafted onto Washington D.C.\u2019s Kennedy Center building.<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cWhy are you putting your name on so many buildings? We had to take it off so many files,\u201d he asked. \u201cWe had so many Trumps in there, we had to put \u2019em somewhere.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Addressing the outrageously censored document dump<\/a> head on, Johnson\u2019s Trump then bragged, \u201cWe released all the files, and I come out looking, frankly, very good.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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“Saturday Night Live” ridiculed the White House’s heavily-redacted dump of Jeffrey Epstein-related documents during this week’s very festive cold open.<\/figcaption><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n
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\u201cWe had to redact a few sensitive things, but you\u2019ll get the gist here,\u201d he said, showing off an excerpt which consisted of a blacked-out a wall of text, save for the words \u201cTrump… didn\u2019t… do… nothing… bad.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cSee it\u2019s all there, can you believe it?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The sketch also savagely mocked to another absurd announcement from the the actual White House address: the cross-country \u201cPatriot Games\u201d set to take place during the United States\u2019 250th birthday next summer.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cI almost forgot I\u2019ve been inventing my own \u2018Hunger Games,\u2019\u201d<\/a> the show\u2019s presidential impersonator smirked.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cThat\u2019s right, the White House will be hosting the Patriot Games for high school athletes to compete. Because I thought, What\u2019s the best way to distract from the Epstein files? I know invite a bunch of teenagers to my house?\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cI\u2019ll take \u2018Things a pedophile might do\u2019 for a $1000, Alex.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Watch all of \u201cSaturday Night Live\u2019s\u201d very festive Trump roast right here:<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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