{"id":2214881,"date":"2025-12-28T19:31:32","date_gmt":"2025-12-28T19:31:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2214881"},"modified":"2025-12-28T19:31:32","modified_gmt":"2025-12-28T19:31:32","slug":"tipsy-thief-steals-2-mandolins-from-nj-music-store-returns-them-days-later-with-note-saying-i-been-drunk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/tipsy-thief-steals-2-mandolins-from-nj-music-store-returns-them-days-later-with-note-saying-i-been-drunk\/","title":{"rendered":"Tipsy thief steals 2 mandolins from NJ music store, returns them days later with note saying &#8216;I been drunk&#8217;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>He didn\u2019t want to face the music. <\/p>\n<p>A tipsy thief stole two mandolins from a New Jersey music store \u2014 then returned them days later with a booze-fueled note of regret after the owner launched a social media hunt to find the crook, the local business claimed online.<\/p>\n<p>The alleged bandit casually dropped off the pilfered instruments at Lark Street Music in Teaneck Friday afternoon \u2014 four days after brazenly swiping them from the wall and stuffing them in his coat \u2014 with a handwritten apology: \u201cSorry, I been drunk, Merry Christmas,\u201d <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share\/p\/12MakxgNMTs\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the store\u2019s owner shared on Facebook. <\/a><\/p>\n<figure class=\"nyp-slideshow-modal-image wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><figcaption>Two mandolins returned by a thief with a note that says \u201cSorry I been drunk.\u201d <span class=\"credit\">Facebook\/Lark Street Music<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The hastily penned note, scribbled on a graph paper, also said, \u201cYou are a good man.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The culprit\u2019s repentant stunt comes after <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/share\/v\/1BwQYHzGu3\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">the owner shared wild surveillance footage online<\/a> of the sloshed man plucking a Gibson F-12 and a Webber Yellowstone from the store wall and shoving each into the inside his winter jacket before sauntering out of the shop Monday afternoon.<\/p>\n<aside class=\"single__inline-module aligncenter wp-block-nypost-editor-primary-tag\">\n<\/aside>\n<figure class=\"nyp-slideshow-modal-image wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><figcaption>A handwritten note on graph paper that reads, \u201cSORRY I BEEN DRUNK, MERRY CHRISTMAS You are good man.\u201d <span class=\"credit\">Facebook\/Lark Street Music<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>The social media post quickly blew up, with the owner later crediting the viral pressure for helping coax the suspect into returning the purloined mandolins.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cRecovered! Thank you all for spreading the clip of the theft of the 2 mandolins,\u201d the store posted on Facebook, with photos of the whacky note and the stringed instruments. <\/p>\n<figure class=\"nyp-slideshow-modal-image wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><figcaption>The alleged culprit\u2019s repentant stunt comes after the owner shared wild surveillance footage online of the sloshed man plucking a Gibson F-12 and a Webber Yellowstone from the store wall. <span class=\"credit\">Facebook\/Lark Street Music<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<figure class=\"nyp-slideshow-modal-image wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><figcaption>It\u2019s unclear if the suspect has been arrested. <span class=\"credit\">Facebook\/Lark Street Music<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u201cAn hour ago the thief surreptitiously opened the front door and returned them in 2 shopping bags. I ran up to the door and saw him running down the street so summoning all my feet fleetness I took off after him. Not so smart, I lost him, called 911 and they are in pursuit. I feel like I\u2019m in a TV movie.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s unclear if the suspect has been arrested. <\/p>\n<p>The Teaneck Police Department did not immediately respond to The Post\u2019s request for comment. <\/p>\n<p>The owner of Lake Street Music could not immediately be reached. <\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><em> \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source celebrity.land \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He didn\u2019t want to face the music. A tipsy thief stole two mandolins from a New Jersey music store \u2014 then returned them days later with a booze-fueled note of regret after the owner launched a social media hunt to find the crook, the local business claimed online. 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