historic bridges be dismantled<\/a> so that they can pass. None shall pass! Stop ruining American democracy and build a f-cking library.\u00a0<\/p>\n<\/p>\n
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What irks me about this spectacle is that it is for me, but I do not want it. Jennifer Lopez\u2019s wedding to Ben Affleck was over the top, a wretched display of conspicuous consumption, probably an environmental disaster on some level. But it did not irk me. In fact, I cheered it on. Why? Because I believe that Jennifer Lopez loves love. I believe she loves a big, beautiful wedding. I believe all that spectacle, no matter how much of it spilled over onto us, and thanks to her oversharing her personal diary in a movie, pretty much all of it spilled over onto us, was FOR HER. JLo\u2019s wedding was ABOUT JLO. And so it was good and right and gross but in a Valentine\u2019s Day kind of way. Cheesy, sure, but mostly harmless.<\/p>\n
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The Bezos-Sanchez wedding is not harmless. It wants what the Clooney-Alamuddin wedding had. But you can\u2019t buy class, you can\u2019t buy taste, and no matter what the commercials tell you, you can\u2019t buy glamour. You can rent all of Venice and treat a great, historical city that happens to be incredibly environmentally delicate like a playground, but it will still be nothing more than a Party City facsimile of glamour, because these people are Without. Without taste, class, or glamour. Without friends. Without purpose except to hoard. That\u2019s all this is. It\u2019s Jeff Bezos\u2019s hoard, displayed before the world.\u00a0<\/p>\n
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Celebrities can often seem out of step with the world, especially when Times Are Tough. But celebrity is a product of the masses, it is born of our collection imagination. However much we resent it, we also promulgate it. There have always been celebrities, figures elevated in the collective imagination for their accomplishments, their beauty, their daring, their catastrophic decision making, their talent. But the cohort of Famous Rich did not emerge from our collective consciousness. They emerged from exploitation and policy failure, they linger against our will. Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez are not celebrities we chose, they\u2019ve been thrust upon us.<\/p>\n
The Bezos-Sanchez wedding is malevolent. It is a pox on all our houses. It is a show for the masses, a king preening before his resentful subjects. None of this is about love, it\u2019s certainly not about Lauren Sanchez. It\u2019s about Jeff Bezos and how he\u2019s Not Divorced, how he definitely has friends who would hang out with him if he was a broke ass nobody. It\u2019s not a spectacle, it\u2019s a craptacle. It\u2019s King Henry parading Anne Boleyn through the streets of London.\u00a0<\/p>\n
Live long and gossip,<\/p>\n
Sarah<\/p>\n
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