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Mariah Carey explaining the concept of time to a trio of reporters, one of whom doesn\u2019t seem familiar with her anniversaries, is very funny. \u201cHow would we know when?\u201d is a great question for a regular person.\u00a0<\/p>\n
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But Mariah doesn\u2019t concern herself with the details that plague regular people. She is Mariah Carey, she exists outside of the social construct of time and space.\u00a0<\/p>\n <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/figure>\n <\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n <\/p>\n We keep getting the \u201cOrlando Bloom and Katy Perry have split\u201d headlines and it\u2019s like yeah, we know. We\u2019ve processed and moved on.\u00a0<\/p>\n <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/figure>\n <\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n <\/p>\n You know how on reality TV when a cast member goes to therapy on camera, the person working with them is usually\u2026 not very good. I\u2019m no expert but they always seem to be practicing TV therapy and play up to the camera. Then there\u2019s Dr. Phil and Dr. Drew, who have given many the ick for the exploitative nature of their shows. That is not the case with Couples Therapy, which is on Showtime (Crave in Canada). I\u2019m obsessed with Dr. Orna Guralnik and the way she works because she is so damn good at her job. I can FEEL her listening. Completely obsessed.<\/p>\n <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/figure>\n <\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Early reviews of The Bear <\/em>are out and as Vanity Fair writer Richard Lawson points out<\/a>, this show has had issues since its first season that have been glossed over by prestige TV hype. My issue with The Bear<\/em> is that you get the sense they are trying to create this big, messy family dynamic but constantly take shortcuts to get there, relying very heavily on character actors that tire pretty quickly. That said, I will watch every episode. I\u2019m still invested.\u00a0<\/p>\n <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/figure>\n <\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n <\/p>\n As Lainey said, Brad Pitt is hustling hard and that means podcasts. He appeared on Armchair Expert <\/em>and these two are both kind of blowhards, I\u2019m not surprised they were feeling each other. Everyone wants a piece of BP, most podcasts would kill to have him on. So I\u2019m wondering how he chose this over, say, SmartLess.<\/em> He must know Jason Bateman, who is a longtime friend of Jennifer Aniston. Maybe it\u2019s not an either\/or situation and he has more appearances coming up?<\/p>\n