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Welcome to your daily comedy podcast<\/strong>, where absolutely nothing makes sense and we like it that way.<\/p>\n Today\u2019s show kicks off with a story that nobody asked for but everyone will remember forever: a 73-year-old former born-again Christian<\/strong> reinventing herself as an escort named Busty Granny<\/em>. She spent decades in prayer and celibacy, then hit 57, downloaded the internet, and said \u201coh\u2026 THIS is what we\u2019ve been missing.\u201d Now she\u2019s got clients young enough to still have homework and zero interest in OnlyFans because, quote, that sounds boring<\/em>. Inspirational? Traumatizing? Both.<\/p>\n Then we get into the most depressing career math of all time: a woman casually sings seven words<\/strong> into her phone for a Dr Pepper jingle and walks away with $2 million<\/strong>, while the rest of us are out here working full-time jobs and eating gas-station sandwiches. Naturally, this leads to the crew trying to invent jingles for every brand that will absolutely never call back.<\/p>\n Somehow that spirals into one of the most fun debates we\u2019ve had in a while \u2014 the biggest debut albums of all time<\/strong>. We\u2019re talking massive numbers, MTV miracles, and how one 4am spin turned a \u201cfailed\u201d album into a 50-million-copy monster. Along the way we argue, forget basic facts, remember them loudly, and realize radio used to be way more powerful than TikTok will ever admit.<\/p>\n Movies get dragged (respectfully\u2026 mostly), Brendan Fraser gets the comeback love he deserves, and we debate whether seeing a movie in a theater automatically adds two letter grades just because popcorn exists.<\/p>\n In Crap on Celebrities<\/strong>, we hit everything from band lawsuits and surprise documentaries to tour dropouts, concert ticket chaos, and some genuinely heartbreaking but honest conversations about aging, memory, and how terrifying it is to not know what\u2019s happening inside your own brain.<\/p>\n We also celebrate birthdays, overshare existential dread, and somehow end the show discussing a literal geyser of poop water<\/strong> blasting into the Potomac River \u2014 because if we\u2019re going to spiral, we\u2019re doing it together.<\/p>\n It\u2019s another daily comedy podcast<\/strong> episode packed with weird news, pop culture, dark laughs, and moments where we all pause and go, \u201cWait\u2026 are we okay?\u201d<\/p>\n Spoiler: probably not. But at least we\u2019re funny.<\/p>\n MUSIC<\/p>\n Motley Crue has officially won its heated legal battle against former guitarist Mick Mars<\/strong><\/a>. <\/strong><\/p>\n Lainey Wilson<\/strong>\u00a0sure has kept herself busy.\u00a0It was just announced that Netflix has officially acquired the new documentary\u00a0\u201cLainey Wilson: Keepin\u2019 Country Cool\u201d<\/em><\/strong>.\u00a0It drops on April 22nd.<\/a><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Two more artists have dropped out of the 2026 Rock the Country Festival. Morgan Wade<\/strong>\u00a0and Carter Faith<\/strong>\u00a0are no longer part of the lineup.\u00a0And neither artist has shared an official reason for stepping away. Their exit comes just days after Ludacris<\/strong>\u00a0also dropped out<\/u><\/strong><\/a>.\u00a0His team called his original booking a \u201cmix-up.\u201d The festival is headlined by Kid Rock<\/strong>\u00a0and will feature Jason Aldean<\/strong>, Jelly Roll<\/strong>, Miranda Lambert<\/strong>, and more.<\/p>\n In other Kid Rock News \u2013 he went to Congress to confront an issue we\u2019re all united on:\u00a0How much Ticketmaster and Live Nation charge for shows.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Quick Hits:<\/p>\n Post Malone<\/strong>, Andrew Watt<\/strong>, Chad Smith<\/strong>, Duff McKagan<\/strong>, and Slash<\/strong>\u00a0will perform a special tribute to Ozzy Osbourne<\/strong>\u00a0during the Grammys on Sunday night.<\/p>\n Jack White <\/strong>posted a video showing off the next Third Man Vault package, Jimi Hendrix<\/strong>\u2018s\u00a0<\/strong>Valley of the Jams 1969-1970<\/em>. Check it out on\u00a0Instagram<\/u><\/a>.<\/p>\n Tom Morello <\/strong>and Rise Against <\/strong>will headline A Concert of Solidarity & Resistance to Defend Minnesota <\/em>Friday at noon at First Avenue in Minneapolis.<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n TV<\/p>\n The fourth season of Ted Lasso<\/em>\u00a0is set to debut this summer.<\/strong><\/a> <\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Stephen Colbert announced on \u201cLate Night With Seth Meyers\u201d that the final episode of \u201cThe Late Show\u201d will air on Thursday, May 21. <\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n MOVING ON INTO MOVIE NEWS:<\/p>\n Matthew Lillard<\/strong>\u00a0recently caught a stray from Quentin Tarantino <\/strong>when he said he didn\u2019t care for him.\u00a0But that resulted in an outpouring of love that made Matthew feel<\/u><\/strong>\u00a0like he was living through his own wake. <\/a><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/a><\/p>\n Actress and producer Patricia Schneider has filed for divorce from Rob Schneider, describing their 15-year marriage as \u201cirretrievably broken\u201d with no chance of reconciliation.<\/strong><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Bill Cosby has admitted under oath that he obtained prescriptions for Quaaludes specifically to give to women. <\/strong><\/p>\n Bruce Willis\u2019 wife, Emma says Bruce is unaware of his frontotemporal dementia diagnosis.<\/strong><\/p>\n AND FINALLY<\/p>\n Here are five of the BEST:<\/p>\n 1.\u00a0Jack Black<\/strong>:\u00a0\u201cI was begging my boss for an extra shift, he overheard and tipped me $100 on a $20ish tab.\u00a0From then on, he never left me less than a $50 tip and would always check in with me when it was the end of the month to make sure I had rent cash.\u201d<\/p>\n 2.\u00a0Harrison Ford<\/strong>:\u00a0\u201cMy uncle said that he\u2019s incredibly nice and took the whole crew out for lunch to thank them for working on his helicopter.\u201d<\/p>\n 3.\u00a0Justin Bieber<\/strong>:\u00a0\u201cHe was by himself at a mall, and he wasn\u2019t trying to be incognito . . . He drew me in with a big hug and chatted me up.\u00a0He was lovely.\u201d<\/p>\n 4.\u00a0John Travolta<\/strong>:\u00a0\u201cThe guy is totally down to earth . . . He is also someone who asks a lot of questions and is actually interested in what you have to say.\u201d<\/p>\n 5.\u00a0Dolly Parton<\/strong>:\u00a0\u201cCan confirm that she\u2019s just as great as you\u2019d assume.\u00a0She was just so nice to everyone.\u00a0She was a lot smaller than I expected.\u201d<\/p>\n Here are five of the WORST:<\/p>\n 1.\u00a0Jennifer Lopez<\/strong>:\u00a0\u201cShe was super rude and dismissive . . . and had this attitude that she was better than you.\u201d<\/p>\n 2.\u00a0Jenna Fischer<\/strong>\u00a0from \u201cThe Office\u201d<\/em><\/strong>:\u00a0\u201c[She] was really difficult to work with. Just really demanding.\u201d<\/p>\n 3.\u00a0Jared Leto<\/strong>:\u00a0\u201c[He\u2019s] a narcissistic [A-hole].\u00a0He complains about every single thing and really enjoys being difficult.\u00a0I think he does it for fun.\u201d<\/p>\n 4.\u00a0Diana Ross<\/strong>:\u00a0\u201c[She] cut in front of me at the airport check-in counter once . . . I was flabbergasted by this lady who had the guts to sweep in front of us AND touch the gate agent\u2019s computer.\u201d<\/p>\n 5.\u00a0John Cusack<\/strong>:\u00a0\u201cOutside of a restaurant: \u2018Hey, Mr. Cusack, I like your movies.\u2019 . . . \u2018I don\u2019t care.’\u201d<\/p>\n AND THAT IS YOUR CRAP ON CELEBRITIES!<\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Follow The Rizzuto Show \u2192\u00a0<\/strong>https:\/\/linktr.ee\/rizzshow<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n Connect with The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast \u2192\u00a0<\/strong>https:\/\/1057thepoint.com\/RizzShow<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n Hear The Rizz Show daily on the radio at 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio in St. Louis, MO<\/strong><\/p>\n See Privacy Policy at https:\/\/art19.com\/privacy<\/a> and California Privacy Notice at https:\/\/art19.com\/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info<\/a>.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n