{"id":2267499,"date":"2026-02-05T04:27:10","date_gmt":"2026-02-05T04:27:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2267499"},"modified":"2026-02-05T04:27:10","modified_gmt":"2026-02-05T04:27:10","slug":"jimmy-kimmel-has-brutally-blunt-advice-on-how-to-beat-trump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/jimmy-kimmel-has-brutally-blunt-advice-on-how-to-beat-trump\/","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy Kimmel Has Brutally Blunt Advice On How To Beat Trump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cIt\u2019s the kind of story that makes headlines, and he knows that. So what he does is he bombards us with a dozen other crazy things to try to flood the zone,\u201d Kimmel said. \u201cThere\u2019s only so much we can take in. So to distract us, right now, one of the things he\u2019s doing is suing everybody.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Kimmel offered the university some free advice.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cThere\u2019s an easy way out of this: Just give him an imaginary degree of some kind,\u201d Kimmel said. \u201cGive him an award for his magnificent brain and penis, and this all goes away.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>The late night host even offered a specific prize that Harvard can bestow upon the president.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cGive him the first annual Donald J. Trump Penis Brain Prize,\u201d he said. \u201cProblem solved.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Some organizations have effectively done exactly that, most notoriously FIFA.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>The governing body for soccer has never awarded a \u201cpeace prize\u201d before \u2015 but after Trump repeatedly complained about not winning a Nobel Peace Prize, they <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.huffpost.com\/entry\/fifa-peace-prize-donald-trump_n_69331b65e4b06a47b6d3ccd9\" target=\"_blank\" role=\"link\" class=\" js-entry-link cet-internal-link\" data-vars-item-name=\"invented\" data-vars-item-type=\"text\" data-vars-unit-name=\"6982e862e4b053ac3e15e5b0\" data-vars-unit-type=\"buzz_body\" data-vars-target-content-id=\"69331b65e4b06a47b6d3ccd9\" data-vars-target-content-type=\"buzz\" data-vars-type=\"web_internal_link\" data-vars-subunit-name=\"article_body\" data-vars-subunit-type=\"component\" data-vars-position-in-subunit=\"5\">invented<\/a> the \u201cFIFA Peace Prize\u201d and gave it to him. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>See more in Kimmel\u2019s Tuesday night monologue: <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><em> \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.celebrity.land \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cIt\u2019s the kind of story that makes headlines, and he knows that. So what he does is he bombards us with a dozen other crazy things to try to flood the zone,\u201d Kimmel said. \u201cThere\u2019s only so much we can take in. So to distract us, right now, one of the things he\u2019s doing is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2267500,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[25174],"tags":[22389,22942,23060,391829],"class_list":["post-2267499","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gossip","tag-donald-trump","tag-jeffrey-epstein","tag-jimmy-kimmel","tag-nobel-peace-prize"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/02\/Jimmy-Kimmel-Has-Brutally-Blunt-Advice-On-How-To-Beat.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2267499","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2267499"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2267499\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2267501,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2267499\/revisions\/2267501"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2267500"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2267499"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2267499"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2267499"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}