{"id":2269703,"date":"2026-02-06T14:16:19","date_gmt":"2026-02-06T14:16:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2269703"},"modified":"2026-02-06T14:16:19","modified_gmt":"2026-02-06T14:16:19","slug":"royal-lodge-clean-up-to-cost-millions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/royal-lodge-clean-up-to-cost-millions\/","title":{"rendered":"Royal Lodge clean up to cost millions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<div class=\"CKjkL\" id=\"viewer-fonan957\">\n<div class=\"QwCqz wd7R1\">\n<figure class=\"_0TCNT\" data-hook=\"figure-IMAGE\">\n<div data-hook=\"image-viewer\" class=\"LZwXu\">\n<div style=\"--dim-height:360;--dim-width:768;--ricos-image-default-border-color:unset\" id=\"fonan957\" class=\"s6q7U EjY43 N8UDE\" data-hook=\"image-viewer-fonan957\"><wow-image id=\"9a055a_78796b91c5334caab09c01ecfa8229a2~mv2.jpg\" class=\"undefined lhz4O\" data-image-info=\"{&quot;containerId&quot;:&quot;fonan957&quot;,&quot;alignType&quot;:&quot;center&quot;,&quot;displayMode&quot;:&quot;fill&quot;,&quot;isLQIP&quot;:true,&quot;isSEOBot&quot;:false,&quot;lqipTransition&quot;:&quot;blur&quot;,&quot;encoding&quot;:&quot;AVIF&quot;,&quot;imageData&quot;:{&quot;width&quot;:768,&quot;height&quot;:360,&quot;uri&quot;:&quot;9a055a_78796b91c5334caab09c01ecfa8229a2~mv2.jpg&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;displayMode&quot;:&quot;fill&quot;}}\" data-motion-part=\"BG_IMG fonan957\" data-bg-effect-name=\"\" data-has-ssr-src=\"https:\/\/www.newsbiscuit.com\/post\/true\" data-animate-blur=\"\" data-is-responsive=\"https:\/\/www.newsbiscuit.com\/post\/true\"><\/wow-image><\/div>\n<p><button class=\"TmdpQ\" type=\"button\" data-hook=\"image-expand-button\" aria-label=\"Expand image\"><svg xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" viewbox=\"0 0 19 19\" class=\"FuKsb\"><path d=\"M15.071 8.371V4.585l-4.355 4.356a.2.2 0 0 1-.283 0l-.374-.374a.2.2 0 0 1 0-.283l4.356-4.355h-3.786a.2.2 0 0 1-.2-.2V3.2c0-.11.09-.2.2-.2H16v5.371a.2.2 0 0 1-.2.2h-.529a.2.2 0 0 1-.2-.2zm-6.5 6.9v.529a.2.2 0 0 1-.2.2H3v-5.371c0-.11.09-.2.2-.2h.529c.11 0 .2.09.2.2v3.786l4.355-4.356a.2.2 0 0 1 .283 0l.374.374a.2.2 0 0 1 0 .283L4.585 15.07h3.786c.11 0 .2.09.2.2z\" fill=\"#000\" fill-rule=\"nonzero\"\/><\/svg><\/button><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"DFnp0 WloJR nsGWt _6qLM3\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-r66yo1135\"><span class=\"akGp8\"><span>Specialist cleaners are assessing the damage at the Royal Lodge in Windsor now that Andrew Mountanything Windsor has been kicked out.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"DFnp0 WloJR nsGWt _6qLM3\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-tccmx304\"><span class=\"akGp8\"><span>&#8216;King Charles wants everything to be sterilised, and we have carte blanche to cart away anything that&#8217;s beyond saving,&#8217; said a hench looking Hinch lookalike.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"DFnp0 WloJR nsGWt _6qLM3\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-7ezb6308\"><span class=\"akGp8\"><span>&#8216;We found a lot of staining in almost every room.  Stained satin curtains are really hard to clean &#8211; even harder than dealing with a stained reputation.  Don&#8217;t tell the King I said that.  Just my little joke.  I expect those curtains are a goner.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"DFnp0 WloJR nsGWt _6qLM3\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-j4dp9312\"><span class=\"akGp8\"><span>&#8216;The Royals always favoured fabric wall covering &#8211; that&#8217;s going to be an expensive mistake.  Worst of all is that we&#8217;ve found black mould in seven of the bedrooms.  You&#8217;d expect that on a council estate, but not here.  I can&#8217;t imagine Prince Philip putting up with black mould.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"DFnp0 WloJR nsGWt _6qLM3\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-7fci7316\"><span class=\"akGp8\"><span>&#8216;The worst room was an antechamber, which was used as a TV room.  We&#8217;ve cleared out a lot of pizza boxes &#8211; I can&#8217;t tell you which brand, obviously.  The grease has penetrated the wing backed sofa, and you wouldn&#8217;t believe where we found pepperoni and sausage.  Someone didn&#8217;t like it, I reckon, and started throwing it around.  Or maybe someone misunderstood the rules of hide the sausage. <\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"DFnp0 WloJR nsGWt _6qLM3\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-hu7b4320\"><span class=\"akGp8\"><span>&#8216;Between you and me, some of this stuff will have to be burnt.  I don&#8217;t think Charles will be happy, but at least he can put the ashes on the veg patch.<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div data-breakout=\"normal\">\n<p class=\"DFnp0 WloJR nsGWt _6qLM3\" dir=\"auto\" id=\"viewer-wwplc324\"><span class=\"akGp8\"><span>&#8216;This is going to cost millions to clean up.  I don&#8217;t reckon that Andrew will deal with the bill.  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