{"id":2291445,"date":"2026-02-20T19:00:53","date_gmt":"2026-02-20T19:00:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2291445"},"modified":"2026-02-20T19:00:53","modified_gmt":"2026-02-20T19:00:53","slug":"comforting-in-flight-entertainment-woodburn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/comforting-in-flight-entertainment-woodburn\/","title":{"rendered":"Comforting in-flight entertainment | Woodburn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div id=\"\">\n<div class=\"column eleven-column byline-section\">\n<p><span class=\"author\"\/><span class=\"publication\"><span slot=\"bylineInfo\" class=\"authors\">Woody Woodburn<\/span><br \/>\n<span slot=\"bylineInfo\" class=\"credit\">\u00a0|\u00a0 Columnist<\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>The in-flight movie screen for Seat 19-B was out of order.<\/p>\n<partner-banner util-module-path=\"elements\/partner\" class=\"spacer-large\" min-height=\"600\" fluid=\"\" outstream=\"\" momentum=\"\"\/>\n<p>This would have been less bothersome had the passenger in 19-B not brought along a book that he realized, about two chapters in, he had already read.<\/p>\n<p>This, in turn, would have been less bothersome had this recent flight not been from Southern California to New Zealand, a flight of more than 13 hours, a flight so long it took off Wednesday night and landed Friday morning with Thursday disappearing into thin air at 35,000 feet somewhere over the Pacific Ocean.<\/p>\n<p>This would have been less bothersome if the passenger in 19-B was able to sleep on planes and thus had napped through the airborne boredom, and through stretches of rollercoaster-like hair-raising turbulence, until waking up Down Under.<\/p>\n<p>All of this would have been less bothersome if the passenger in 19-B was not me.<\/p>\n<p>And all of this changed for the better when the person in Seat 18-C, one row ahead of me and directly across the aisle to the right, opened a generously sized canvas book bag and, as if it were Mary Poppins\u2019 magical bottomless carpet bag, from it started pulling out an arts and crafts store shelf worth of skeins of yarn \u2014 green, gold, red, and two shades of blue \u2014 and wooden knitting needles.<\/p>\n<partner-banner util-module-path=\"elements\/partner\" fluid=\"\" bottom=\"\" lazy=\"\" class=\"spacer-large\" min-height=\"390\" outstream=\"\"\/><partner-inline util-module-path=\"elements\/partner\" class=\"spacer-large\" placement=\"native-article_link\" sizes=\"[[300, 250], [3, 3]]\" min-height=\"250\" fluid=\"\" outstream=\"\"\/>\n<p>Suddenly I was in a time machine transported back half a century, while simultaneously in a flying machine heading forward 6,000 miles, thinking of my mom who was an accomplished knitter. One of the last gifts she gave me before passing away three decades ago was a gorgeous afghan the color of hot chocolate, made lighter by melted marshmallows, with a seashell pattern and tassel fringe.<\/p>\n<partner-inline util-module-path=\"elements\/partner\" placement=\"native-article_link\" sizes=\"[[300, 250], [3, 3]]\" min-height=\"250\" fluid=\"\" outstream=\"\"\/>\n<p>This knitter, however, reminded me nothing of my mom. For starters,\u00a0<em>he<\/em>\u00a0looked more like a stereotypical motorcycle club member than someone in a knitting club. In his forties, I guessed, unshaven for two days I also guessed, toe to top he wore black boots, blue jeans, faded brown T-shirt with a slightly torn seam on the left shoulder with the short sleeves stretched taut over large biceps, plus tattoo sleeves \u2014 a dog\u2019s face, a rabbit wearing a dress, and a butterfly among the images I could make out \u2014 on both arms, and a battered baseball cap.<\/p>\n<p><cta-atoms-container-inline util-module-path=\"elements\/cta\" class=\"spacer-large\"\/><\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt distracts me from my fear of flying,\u201d Jason, as I later learned his name to be, shared when I leaned forward to compliment his handiwork\/artwork.<\/p>\n<p>Watching him knit was a pleasant distraction for me as well, as calming and entertaining as watching fish in an aquarium.<\/p>\n<partner-banner util-module-path=\"elements\/partner\" fluid=\"\" bottom=\"\" lazy=\"\" class=\"spacer-large\" min-height=\"600\" outstream=\"\" momentum=\"\"\/>\n<p>Jason began by rolling the five skeins into a single ball that speedily grew from a marble into a baseball into a grapefruit into a good-sized cantaloupe that looked like a miniature globe of Earth. More than once, he had to pause his spinning hands in order to untangle a skein that had become as snagged as a back-lashed fishing line in a reel.<\/p>\n<p>Once the knitting began, the two needles flicked and clicked like flashing swords in a Robin Hood fight, all whilst Jason\u2019s fingers danced and his wedding band glinted, and row by row the scarf or sweater or afghan grew, its colors changing at random with some sections wide and others narrow, a yarn sunset unfurling on his lap.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWhat are you making?\u201d I asked after we landed.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cA sweater,\u201d Jason answered. \u201cFor me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He paused and smiled and his round wire-rimmed glasses made him look like a poet or professor, or a knitter certainly, and added: \u201cBut my wife will probably steal it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Woody Woodburn writes a weekly column for The Star and can be contacted at\u00a0<\/em><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"mailto:WoodyWriter@gmail.com\"><em>WoodyWriter@gmail.com<\/em><\/a><em>. His books are available at\u00a0<\/em><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/nam11.safelinks.protection.outlook.com\/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.woodywoodburn.com%2F&amp;data=05%7C02%7Cjonathan.catalini%40vcstar.com%7C0347ece1e31844163e9308de6f17d3eb%7Cbc924c8d3e164e88bf26d7fcfb14f2d5%7C0%7C0%7C639070345282524134%7CUnknown%7CTWFpbGZsb3d8eyJFbXB0eU1hcGkiOnRydWUsIlYiOiIwLjAuMDAwMCIsIlAiOiJXaW4zMiIsIkFOIjoiTWFpbCIsIldUIjoyfQ%3D%3D%7C0%7C%7C%7C&amp;sdata=VUZgxb4PNDs40bw3owLUMG5zwNMmOuZw7LtUAT9kU1o%3D&amp;reserved=0\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><em>www.WoodyWoodburn.com<\/em><\/a><em>.<\/em><\/p>\n<partner-banner util-module-path=\"elements\/partner\" fluid=\"\" bottom=\"\" lazy=\"\" class=\"spacer-large\" min-height=\"390\" outstream=\"\"\/><lit-timestamp class=\"column ten-column no-gutter spacer-small\" slot=\"timestamp\" publishdate=\"2026-02-20 15:00:17.712556926 +0000 UTC\" updatedate=\"2026-02-20 15:00:17.712556926 +0000 UTC\"\/><\/div>\n<p><em> \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.vcstar.com \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Woody Woodburn \u00a0|\u00a0 Columnist The in-flight movie screen for Seat 19-B was out of order. This would have been less bothersome had the passenger in 19-B not brought along a book that he realized, about two chapters in, he had already read. 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