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But it somehow gets worse. The authorities arrived to deal with this lunatic and she reportedly “began to yell and scream with a loud voice, drawing attention to herself.” Now, I get that most people in their 20s try to draw attention to themselves, but it\u2019s usually in the form of a lame TikTok video or a cheesy Instagram post. Screeching at cops isn\u2019t necessarily the most ideal way to attract eyeballs.<\/p>\n
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However, that\u2019s exactly what this gem of a person did. And then, as police attempted to place her under arrest, she assaulted an officer “by biting him on the right arm below the elbow,” as per the arrest report.\u00a0<\/p>\n
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Listen, I know the food on planes these days is absolute garbage (besides the SunChips I mentioned, those are delicious). In fact, most of it is so grotesque that even JB Pritzker would rather not eat. But that doesn\u2019t mean you go full-blown Hannibal Lecter and attempt to have a little human for lunch!<\/p>\n
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Although she needed a muzzle, this lady was eventually placed in handcuffs and escorted out of the terminal. And my favorite part \u2014 she was reportedly taken out in a wheelchair. Those airport wheelchairs are usually reserved for sweet little ol\u2019 grandmas with tuna fish sandwiches packed in their carry-ons. But nowadays, they\u2019re used for elbow-biting psychos being wheeled off to jail.<\/p>\n
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Let\u2019s hope this wackjob behaves better next time and avoids winding up in a cell. Although maybe she enjoys jail because you definitely get served better food.<\/p>\n
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