{"id":2309662,"date":"2026-03-03T04:42:07","date_gmt":"2026-03-03T04:42:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2309662"},"modified":"2026-03-03T04:42:07","modified_gmt":"2026-03-03T04:42:07","slug":"south-park-writer-trolls-trump-with-a-very-strong-pitch-for-barron-after-iran-attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/south-park-writer-trolls-trump-with-a-very-strong-pitch-for-barron-after-iran-attack\/","title":{"rendered":"‘South Park’ Writer Trolls Trump With A ‘Very Strong’ Pitch For Barron After Iran Attack"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A former \u201cSouth Park<\/a>\u201d writer has proposed that the president\u2019s son, Barron Trump<\/a>, be sent off to war as his father explains the rationale<\/a> behind the deadly strikes on Iran this past weekend.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Toby Morton<\/a>, a comedian behind dozens of websites trolling<\/a> Donald Trump<\/a> and<\/a> others<\/a> in<\/a> MAGA<\/a> world<\/a>, dropped his latest creation \u2014 DraftBarronTrump.com<\/a> \u2014 along with a \u201cvery strong\u201d pitch for the president\u2019s son to defend the red, white and blue in a conflict that\u2019s killed<\/a> at least four U.S. service members and seriously wounded four others since Saturday.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cAmerica is strong because its leaders are strong. President Trump proves that every day,\u201d the website reads. \u201cNaturally, his son Barron is more than ready to defend the country his father so boldly commands. Service is honor. Strength is inherited. Dog Bless Barron.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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A screenshot of DraftBarronTrump.com, a website created by a former “South Park” writer to troll the president following the deadly strikes on Iran this past weekend.<\/figcaption><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n
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The site\u2019s \u201cAbout Us\u201d section features a declaration that \u201cwhen power is projected abroad, it is only right that strength exists at home.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cIf you\u2019re looking for proven genes, inherited courage, and unquestionable resolve, look no further than the Trump family. Leadership starts somewhere,\u201d the section reads.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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A mock testimonial from the president on the site also doubles down on this sentiment.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cPeople come up to me, with tears in their eyes, and they say, \u2018Sir, you\u2019re the strongest. Send Barron off to war,\u2019\u201d it begins.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cI\u2019ve always been strong. Very strong. Stronger than anyone expected. Some say the strongest ever. And strength matters. Believe me.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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celebrity.land has reached out to Morton for comment on his site.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The self-proclaimed \u201cpeace president\u201d\u2014 who vowed to stop the U.S. from taking part in forever wars on the campaign trail \u2014 hasn\u2019t ruled out sending American troops<\/a> to Iran \u201cif necessary.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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On Monday, he left the door open for an operation that lasts \u201cfar longer\u201d<\/a> than the four- to five-week timeline he\u2019s publicly set for the military campaign.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Following the deaths of three Americans in combat Sunday, Trump said that \u201cSadly, there will likely be more\u201d deaths before the conflict ends, adding, \u201cThat\u2019s the way it is; likely be more. But we\u2019ll do everything possible where that won\u2019t be the case.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n