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IT\u2019S claimed that your urge to discover new music stops after 30. Have you really become a tedious old music reactionary, or are a lot of new acts a bit crap, like these?<\/strong><\/p>\n EsDeeKid<\/b><\/p>\n Topping today\u2019s charts is this balaclava-clad council estate resident, suggesting British rap could be dominating the world if we\u2019d just got Jeremy Kyle guests to produce music. The rumour about him being Timoth\u00e9e Chalamet\u2019s alter ego has done a lot for his profile, but it suggests a weird internet mystery fuelled by TikTok morons is more interesting than his music. You\u2019d be inclined to agree.<\/span><\/p>\n Benson Boone<\/b><\/p>\n The appeal of X Factor novelties can wear off quickly \u2013 these days Rhydian and Wagner feel like a fever dream that\u2019s thankfully ended. However across the pond they insist talent show embarrassments are still in demand, and so we have to hear this weasel missing its balls on the radio whether we like it or not. It seems the future is <\/span>American<\/span><\/i> Idol<\/span><\/i> show tune-core, when we should have cut our losses with Kelly Clarkson.<\/span><\/p>\n PinkPantheress<\/b><\/p>\n ICYMI: a singer talks over a better Underworld track, wears a lot of tartan, and is generally kitsch. Ms Pantheress tricked the BRIT Awards into thinking she\u2019s our best producer by opening up GarageBand on her iPhone, the equivalent of hitting the irritating DJ keyboard button in music class. The band Klaxons similarly impressed the BRITs before disappearing entirely; let\u2019s hope the same doesn\u2019t happen to her. Or not.<\/span><\/p>\n Lola Young<\/b><\/p>\n It\u2019s easy to hate products of the BRIT school, especially if you unfairly include this artist\u2019s family connection to the person responsible for the bloody Gruffalo. Lola is noted for saying \u2018f**king\u2019 too much, like Gordon Ramsay trapped inside a genre-bending pop-indie hopeful. Whatever\u2019s happening here, it\u2019s perfectly ignorable, even making us wish fellow BRIT annoyances Rizzle Kicks would return. Oh, wait.<\/span><\/p>\n Sleep Token<\/b><\/p>\n An odd mix of metal, R&B and ambient, all mushed together while wearing scary masks. Hard to describe, but imagine you\u2019re having a sex dream about Slipknot with R Kelly providing the mood music. Metal has always been for losers on the fringes of society, who\u2019ve clearly been starved of embarrassing bands like Iron Maiden for too long and have now latched onto these crooning chancers. Suddenly your old Def Leppard CDs don\u2019t seem so uncool.<\/span><\/p>\n sombr<\/b><\/p>\n Some musicians appear out of thin air, and sombr suddenly mysteriously appeared on Gen Z social media with the sort of vapid pop only liked by a River Island employee. Once you reach adulthood, sombr\u2019s horny teenager shtick has little relevance, unless you\u2019re looking for a middle-aged crush. For that purpose, brooding, high-cheekboned, 20-year-old sombr is excellent.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n Djo<\/b><\/p>\n With Tame Impala busy up his own arse missing award ceremonies and thinking he\u2019s a rave godfather, there\u2019s luckily a boring and smug arsehole trying to replicate him. Joe Keery has effortlessly and unfairly tripped into a music career thanks to starring in <\/span>Stranger Things<\/span><\/i>. Sadly it suggests we\u2019re finally accepting that actors-turned-musicians are all we have left. You\u2019d think we\u2019d have learned our lesson from Bruce Willis.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.thedailymash.co.uk \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" IT\u2019S claimed that your urge to discover new music stops after 30. 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