{"id":2316105,"date":"2026-03-06T19:46:18","date_gmt":"2026-03-06T19:46:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2316105"},"modified":"2026-03-06T19:46:18","modified_gmt":"2026-03-06T19:46:18","slug":"michael-kosta-sordidly-explains-why-trump-didnt-fire-kristi-noem-sooner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/michael-kosta-sordidly-explains-why-trump-didnt-fire-kristi-noem-sooner\/","title":{"rendered":"Michael Kosta Sordidly Explains Why Trump Didn’t Fire Kristi Noem Sooner"},"content":{"rendered":"

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After President Donald Trump<\/a> ousted Noem and made her envoy<\/a> for something called The Shield of the Americas, Kosta applauded Congress for showing Noem a photo of the plane\u2019s boudoir at a hearing the day before her demotion.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cCan you imagine being confronted about your affair with a picture of the actual bed that\u2019s so big, the cameraman had to zoom out?\u201d he cracked.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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But the comedian also had a theory that the alleged mile-high clubbiness of it all had moved Trump.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cIf anything, the sex plane probably bought her a few weeks, you know,\u201d Kosta said. \u201cTrump was like, \u2018She\u2019s a huge embarrassment in every way, except for that flying fuck palace.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Kosta clearly mouthed the F-word, but it got bleeped. Big laughs followed.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Noem\u2019s evasiveness in answering a question about whether she had \u201csexual relations\u201d with Lewandowski, her senior adviser, got lots of buzz<\/a> the day before word came down that she was out at DHS.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Fast-forward to 3:30 for the palace gossip:<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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