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LONDON\u2014Faced with continuing public outrage over the former prince\u2019s ties to notorious pedophile Jeffrey Epstein, the British royal family on Friday quietly removed Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor\u2019s popular line of salad dressings from stores. \u201cFor decades, British consumers have associated Andrew\u2019s smiling face on bottles of Buckingham Balsamic and His Majesty\u2019s Honey Mustard with the highest quality ingredients and a commitment to worthy causes,\u201d said royal family spokesman Ian Goodwin, acknowledging that the more than 750 million pounds raised for girls boarding schools across the United Kingdom should have aroused suspicion much sooner. \u201cBut it would be a discredit to the House of Windsor if we continued to allow Andrew\u2019s products to remain on shelves, as much as we adored Westminster Ginger on a spring greens salad or Beefeater Bleu on a succulent burger. However, local and regional grocery chains will continue to carry dressings associated with lesser nobles.\u201d At press time, consumers were reportedly relieved to discover that stores were still stocking Gary Glitter\u2019s brown sauce and Jimmy Savile\u2019s beloved marmalade.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
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