{"id":2318931,"date":"2026-03-09T01:27:58","date_gmt":"2026-03-09T01:27:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2318931"},"modified":"2026-03-09T01:27:58","modified_gmt":"2026-03-09T01:27:58","slug":"kristi-noem-gets-reassigned-under-the-bus-in-brutal-snl-goodbye-message","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/kristi-noem-gets-reassigned-under-the-bus-in-brutal-snl-goodbye-message\/","title":{"rendered":"Kristi Noem Gets ‘Reassigned Under The Bus’ In Brutal ‘SNL’ Goodbye Message"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth<\/a> (played by Colin Jost<\/a>) introduced Noem (played by Ashley Padilla) at a fake Iran war press conference by declaring that she was \u201creassigned under the bus\u201d by the president.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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On Thursday, Trump announced he would move Noem to a newly-formed role, \u201cspecial envoy for the Shield of the Americas,\u201d and tapped Sen. Markwayne Mullin (R-Okla.) to be his nominee.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The mock Noem added she had \u201cno regrets\u201d about her controversial time as DHS head.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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\u201cBecause, like they say, you miss 100% of the dogs you don\u2019t shoot,\u201d said the faux Noem, who used a 2024 book to reveal that she killed<\/a> her self-described \u201cless than worthless\u201d 14-month-old hunting dog, Cricket.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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The \u201cSNL<\/a>\u201d cast member proceeded to take on more of Noem\u2019s scandals in the brutal farewell message, \u201cI took this job with the goal of securing our border, deporting thousands of illegals and spending $200 million on ads of me riding a horse<\/a>.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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She continued, \u201cAnd I think I really nailed it, and by \u2018it,\u2019 I mean my married co-worker<\/a> in a big, beautiful flying bedroom 30,000 feet over Minneapolis.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth (played by Colin Jost) introduced Noem (played by Ashley Padilla) at a fake Iran war press conference by declaring that she was \u201creassigned under the bus\u201d by the president. On Thursday, Trump announced he would move Noem to a newly-formed role, \u201cspecial envoy for the Shield of the Americas,\u201d and tapped […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2318932,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[25173],"tags":[365999,22389,338338,21890],"class_list":["post-2318931","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-artists","tag-ashley-padilla","tag-donald-trump","tag-kristi-noem","tag-saturday-night-live"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Kristi-Noem-Gets-Reassigned-Under-The-Bus-In-Brutal-SNL.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2318931","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2318931"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2318931\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2318933,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2318931\/revisions\/2318933"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2318932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2318931"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2318931"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2318931"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}