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\u201cYou know, there\u2019s a word for a leader selecting clothing for his disciples,\u201d Colbert pointed out. \u201cIt\u2019s \u2018cult.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n
The Wall Street Journal reported<\/a> this week that Trump has been guessing people\u2019s shoe sizes, then sending them shoes \u2015 and those who receive the shoes feel obliged to wear them regardless of whether they fit. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n One source cited by the Journal said: \u201cIt\u2019s hysterical because everybody\u2019s afraid not to wear them.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n \u201cHysterical,\u201d Colbert repeated. \u201cJust like that classic joke: Knock, knock. Who\u2019s there? It\u2019s the man who checks the shoes. I see you\u2019re not wearing them. Get in the van.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n The new footwear in the wrong size has led to some awkward White House photo ops, with Colbert highlighting one in particular showing Vice President JD Vance<\/a> and Secretary of State Marco Rubio<\/a> in shoes that look far too big: <\/p>\n<\/div>\n \u201cTake a look at JD Vance and Marco Rubio\u2019s itty bitty ankles drowning in their giant clown shoes,\u201d Colbert said. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n Colbert said Rubio looks like a kid trying on his father\u2019s shoes \u201cto pretend to be secretary of big boys.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n He also called out members of Team Trump by name for wearing the shoes. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n \u201cThe folks seen wearing Trump\u2019s mandatory man-shoe include JD Vance, Marco Rubio, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth<\/a>, Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, Sean Hannity<\/a>, and Sen. Lindsey Graham,\u201d Colbert said, \u201cOr, as they\u2019re collectively known, Trump\u2019s wet little shoe cucks.\u201d<\/p>\n<\/div>\n See more in his Tuesday night monologue: <\/p>\n<\/div>\n \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.celebrity.land \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u201cYou know, there\u2019s a word for a leader selecting clothing for his disciples,\u201d Colbert pointed out. \u201cIt\u2019s \u2018cult.\u2019\u201d The Wall Street Journal reported this week that Trump has been guessing people\u2019s shoe sizes, then sending them shoes \u2015 and those who receive the shoes feel obliged to wear them regardless of whether they fit. One […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2323750,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[25174],"tags":[22389,310366,374978,22653],"class_list":["post-2323749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gossip","tag-donald-trump","tag-j-d-vance","tag-marco-rubio","tag-stephen-colbert"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Stephen-Colbert-Reveals-Trumps-Giant-Clown-Oval-Office-Moment.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2323749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2323749"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2323749\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2323751,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2323749\/revisions\/2323751"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2323750"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2323749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2323749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2323749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}