{"id":2330492,"date":"2026-03-16T03:29:15","date_gmt":"2026-03-16T03:29:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2330492"},"modified":"2026-03-16T03:29:15","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T03:29:15","slug":"the-best-jokes-from-conan-obriens-monologue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/the-best-jokes-from-conan-obriens-monologue\/","title":{"rendered":"The best jokes from Conan O&#8217;Brien&#8217;s monologue"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div id=\"\">\n<header class=\"m-article-header m-article-header--standard\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span id=\"article-header-primary-term\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"a-term a-term--primary\" href=\"https:\/\/www.boston.com\/tag\/entertainment\/\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tEntertainment\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/span><\/p>\n<h2 class=\"m-article-header__sub-headline\">Conan O&#8217;Brien returned to host the Oscars for a second straight year, poking fun at Netflix, Timothee Chalamet, and most of all, himself.<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"a-photo m-article-header__photo \">\n<figcaption class=\"a-photo__caption\">\n\tHost Conan O&#8217;Brien appears during the Oscars on Sunday, March 15, 2026, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles.<em> Chris Pizzello\/AP<\/em>\t<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<\/header>\n<div class=\"m-block t-amp__list-container m-article-list-container m-article-list-container--frame-border a-border-frame  a-list-header__headline--red m-article-list--alternative--default  m-article-list--full\">\n<ul class=\"t-amp__list a-list--no-style m-article-list m-article-list--recirculation m-article-list--has-images \">\n<li class=\"m-article-list__item\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"m-article-list__link-wrapper\" href=\"https:\/\/www.boston.com\/culture\/entertainment\/2026\/03\/15\/oscars-2026-winners\/?p1=article_recirc_inline_feed\" data-p1=\"article_recirc_inline_feed\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"432\" src=\"https:\/\/bdc2020.o0bc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/2026-oscars-full-winners-list-one-battle-after-another-69b77820efdcd-768x432.jpg\" class=\"t-amp__list-image m-article-list__image \" alt=\"Paul Thomas Anderson, left center, Sara Murphy, right center, and the team from &quot;One Battle After Another&quot; accept the award for best picture during the Oscars on Sunday, March 15, 2026, at the Dolby Theatre in Los Angeles.\" aria-hidden=\"true\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bdc2020.o0bc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/2026-oscars-full-winners-list-one-battle-after-another-69b77820efdcd-768x432.jpg?width=200 200w, https:\/\/bdc2020.o0bc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/2026-oscars-full-winners-list-one-battle-after-another-69b77820efdcd-768x432.jpg?width=300 300w, 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768px\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<p><h4 class=\"m-article-list__headline\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"m-article-list__link a-link a-link--inline a-link--text-link a-link--text-link-dark\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t2026 Oscars: Full list of winners (updating live)\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/span><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\n<li class=\"m-article-list__item\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" class=\"m-article-list__link-wrapper\" href=\"https:\/\/www.boston.com\/culture\/entertainment\/2026\/03\/15\/oscars-red-carpet-see-the-best-academy-awards-fashion\/?p1=article_recirc_inline_feed\" data-p1=\"article_recirc_inline_feed\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"432\" src=\"https:\/\/bdc2020.o0bc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/2026-oscars-red-carpet-photos-69b73650e295a-768x432.jpg\" class=\"t-amp__list-image m-article-list__image \" alt=\"\" aria-hidden=\"true\" srcset=\"https:\/\/bdc2020.o0bc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/2026-oscars-red-carpet-photos-69b73650e295a-768x432.jpg?width=200 200w, https:\/\/bdc2020.o0bc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/2026-oscars-red-carpet-photos-69b73650e295a-768x432.jpg?width=300 300w, https:\/\/bdc2020.o0bc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/2026-oscars-red-carpet-photos-69b73650e295a-768x432.jpg?width=400 400w, https:\/\/bdc2020.o0bc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/2026-oscars-red-carpet-photos-69b73650e295a-768x432.jpg?width=500 500w, https:\/\/bdc2020.o0bc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/2026-oscars-red-carpet-photos-69b73650e295a-768x432.jpg?width=600 600w, https:\/\/bdc2020.o0bc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/2026-oscars-red-carpet-photos-69b73650e295a-768x432.jpg?width=700 700w, https:\/\/bdc2020.o0bc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/2026-oscars-red-carpet-photos-69b73650e295a-768x432.jpg?width=800 800w, https:\/\/bdc2020.o0bc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/2026-oscars-red-carpet-photos-69b73650e295a-768x432.jpg?width=900 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\"\/>\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/p>\n<p><h4 class=\"m-article-list__headline\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<span class=\"m-article-list__link a-link a-link--inline a-link--text-link a-link--text-link-dark\"><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tOscars red carpet: See the best Academy Awards fashion\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/span><br \/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/h4>\n<\/p>\n<p>\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/a>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<p>Hosting the Academy Awards for a second consecutive year, <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/boston.com\/tag\/conan-obrien\/\">Conan O\u2019Brien<\/a> was his characteristic self at the <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.boston.com\/culture\/entertainment\/2026\/03\/15\/oscars-2026-winners\/\">2026 Oscars<\/a>: Awkward, high-energy, self-effacing, and hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>The Brookline native put his stamp on the ceremony with a commitment to high-concept stage banter and several pre-taped sketches, including a humorous show opener in which O\u2019Brien was dressed as another deathly pale redhead: Aunt Gladys from \u201cWeapons.\u201d<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\">\n<div class=\"jeg_video_container jeg_video_content\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Conan O&#039;Brien Gets Chased to the Oscars!\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/tiXaSWUv2zU?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p>In his opening monologue, O\u2019Brien\u2019s jokes ranged from the topical to the oddball. He lobbed a joke <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/people.com\/timothee-chalamet-gives-standing-ovation-for-misty-copeland-after-her-rousing-sinners-performance-at-2026-oscars-11924039\">at Timothee Chalamet<\/a> ripped from the headlines, and then made a joke about a sequel to \u201cF1\u201d called \u201cCAPS LOCK.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cSome of these I do for myself,\u201d O\u2019Brien admitted. <\/p>\n<p>Some of O\u2019Brien\u2019s best jokes were visual segments. In one, he imagined what the Oscars will be like when they begin airing <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/press.oscars.org\/news\/academy-partners-youtube-exclusive-global-rights-oscarsr-and-other-academy-content-starting#:~:text=The%20Academy%20of%20Motion%20Picture%20Arts%20and,captioning%20and%20audio%20tracks%20in%20multiple%20languages\">exclusively on YouTube in 2029<\/a>, only to be interrupted by invasive advertisements starring Jane Lynch.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\">\n<div class=\"jeg_video_container jeg_video_content\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"What Will The Oscars Be Like on YouTube?\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/PruQxYDtcA4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p>In another, O\u2019Brien introduced a fake company, Ventura Crossroads, that helps Gen Z and Gen Alpha watch movies on their phones.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\">\n<div class=\"jeg_video_container jeg_video_content\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Conan O&#039;Brien Introduces Ventura Crossroads\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/JazgMK_pVmw?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p>O\u2019Brien occasionally leaned on guest collaborators as well, including longtime Oscars host and fellow late-night veteran Jimmy Kimmel.<\/p>\n<p>Presenting the Best Documentary Feature and Short categories, Kimmel tossed in a few politically charged jokes while O\u2019Brien was offstage.<\/p>\n<p>After <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/DEADLINE\/status\/2033353927572480228\">sniping at the Melania Trump documentary<\/a> for not getting nominated, Kimmel took aim at CBS.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe hear a lot about courage at shows like this, but telling a story that could you killed for telling it is real courage,\u201d Kimmel said, referring to the nominated docs. \u201cAs you know, there are some countries whose leaders don\u2019t support free speech. I\u2019m not at liberty to say which. Let\u2019s just leave it at North Korea and CBS.\u201d<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Jimmy Kimmel takes a dig at CBS at the <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Oscars?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#Oscars<\/a>: \u201cAs you know, there are some countries whose leaders don\u2019t support free speech. Let\u2019s just leave it at North Korea and CBS.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>(via ABC\/AMPAS) <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/uagEF93Swn\">pic.twitter.com\/uagEF93Swn<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Variety (@Variety) <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Variety\/status\/2033352461784916341?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 16, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-here-are-the-best-jokes-and-stinging-one-liners-from-conan-o-brien-s-2026-oscars-monologue\"><strong>Here are the best jokes and stinging one-liners from Conan O\u2019Brien\u2019s 2026 Oscars monologue<\/strong>.<\/h2>\n<p>\u2014\u00a0\u201cI\u2019m Conan O\u2019Brien and I\u2019m honored to be the last human host of the Academy Awards. Next year it\u2019s gonna be a Waymo in a tux.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u201cTonight could get political. And if that makes you uncomfortable, there\u2019s an alternate Osacrs hosted by Kid Rock. It\u2019s at the Dave and Buster\u2019s down the street.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u201cNetflix CEO Ted Sarandos is here. And this is exciting: It\u2019s his first time in a theater!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u201cBetween \u2018Hamnet\u2019 and \u2018Bugonia\u2019 it\u2019s been a big year for movies that sound like off-brand lunch meat.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u201cIn \u2018Hamnet,\u2019 William Shakespeare\u2019s wife Agnes gives birth by herself in the woods. Or as we call that here in America, affordable healthcare.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u201c\u2019Sinners\u2019 director Ryan Coogler said he declined to become a voting member of the Academy because he doesn\u2019t like judging his fellow artists\u2019 work. But the rest of you pricks seem to love it.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u201cLots of memorable scenes from \u2018One Battle After Another.\u2019 Best Supporting Actor nominee Sean Penn, of course, got an erection at gunpoint. And then director Paul Thomas Anderson said, \u2018Hey, let\u2019s put <em>that<\/em> in the film!\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u201cAmazon Studios didn\u2019t receive any nominations this year. Also shut out: Wal-Mart, Alibaba and Chewy. Why isn\u2019t the website I order toilet paper from wining more Oscars?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u201cIt\u2019s the first time since 2012 that there are no British actors nominated for Best Actor or Best Actress. A British spokesperson said, \u2018Yeah, well at least we arrest our pedophiles.&#8217;\u201d<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\" id=\"h-watch-conan-o-brien-s-oscars-2026-opening-monologue\">Watch Conan O\u2019Brien\u2019s Oscars 2026 opening monologue:<\/h2>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\">\n<div class=\"jeg_video_container jeg_video_content\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Oscars 2026: Conan O&#039;Brien&#039;s opening monologue\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/ZIcxwxMMjXg?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<div class=\"o-author-single has-avatar\">\n<header class=\"m-author-card\">\n<div class=\"a-image a-image--square m-author-card__image\">\n\t\t<img decoding=\"async\" class=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/www.boston.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/10\/cropped-Kevin-Slane-professional-headshot-2-66febb4b70606-66febb7263fea.jpg\" alt=\"Profile image for Kevin Slane\"\/>\t<\/div>\n<\/header>\n<section class=\"author-info\">\n\t\t\t<\/section>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"m-block m-generic-cta&#10;&#9; m-generic-cta--post-content&#9; m-generic-cta--dark&#9; m-generic-cta--homepage&#9; m-generic-cta--generic-link&#9;&#9; m-generic-cta-block-style--default &#10;&#9;t-amp__generic-cta\">\n<div class=\"m-generic-cta__wrap\">\n<div class=\"m-generic-cta__content\">\n<h3 class=\"m-generic-cta__title\">Sign up for the Today newsletter<\/h3>\n<p class=\"m-generic-cta__subtitle\">Get everything you need to know to start your day, delivered right to your inbox every morning.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<aside id=\"bdc-outbrain-35030470\" class=\"bdc-outbrain-container\">\n<\/aside><\/div>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><script>\n\t\t!function(f,b,e,v,n,t,s)\n\t\t{if(f.fbq)return;n=f.fbq=function(){n.callMethod?\n\t\tn.callMethod.apply(n,arguments):n.queue.push(arguments)};\n\t\tif(!f._fbq)f._fbq=n;n.push=n;n.loaded=!0;n.version='2.0';\n\t\tn.queue=[];t=b.createElement(e);t.async=!0;\n\t\tt.src=v;s=b.getElementsByTagName(e)[0];\n\t\ts.parentNode.insertBefore(t,s)}(window, document,'script',\n\t\t'https:\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/fbevents.js');\n\t\t\t\t\tconst onetrustStorageConsent = JSON.parse(localStorage.getItem( 'consent_one_trust_bdc' ) );\n\t\t\tif ( ( onetrustStorageConsent !== null ) ) {\n\t\t\t\t\/* The above code is parsing the JSON data from the local storage and storing it in a variable.\n\t\t\t\t * Checking if the user has given consent for the cookie C0004.\n\t\t\t\t * If the user has given consent, the variable consent will be set to 'grant'.\n\t\t\t\t * If the user has not given consent,the variable consent will be set to 'revoke'.\n\t\t\t\t * Documentation https:\/\/developers.facebook.com\/docs\/meta-pixel\/implementation\/gdpr\n\t\t\t\t*\/\n\t\t\t\tif ( onetrustStorageConsent.C0004 !== true ) {\n\t\t\t\t\tfbq('consent', 'revoke');\n\t\t\t\t\tfbq('dataProcessingOptions', []);\n\t\t\t\t} else {\n\t\t\t\t\tfbq('consent', 'grant');\n\t\t\t\t\tfbq('dataProcessingOptions', ['LDU'], 0, 0);\n\t\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\tfbq('init', '989222871864976');\n\t\tfbq('track', 'PageView');\n\t<\/script><script type=\"module\">\n\t\t!function(f,b,e,v,n,t,s){if(f.fbq)return;n=f.fbq=function()\n\t\t{n.callMethod? 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