{"id":2331712,"date":"2026-03-16T18:23:16","date_gmt":"2026-03-16T18:23:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2331712"},"modified":"2026-03-16T18:23:16","modified_gmt":"2026-03-16T18:23:16","slug":"great-host-bad-bits-terrible-sound-and-shockingly-little-politics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/great-host-bad-bits-terrible-sound-and-shockingly-little-politics\/","title":{"rendered":"Great Host, Bad Bits, Terrible Sound, and Shockingly Little Politics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div dir=\"auto\">\n<p><span>Welcome to <\/span><strong>The Content Report<\/strong><span>, a newsletter by Vince Mancini. I\u2019ve been writing about movies, culture, and food since the late aughts. Now I\u2019m delivering it straight to you, with none of the autoplay videos, takeover ads, or chumboxes of the ad-ruined internet. Support my work and help me bring back the cool internet by subscribing, sharing, commenting, and keeping it real.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>\u2014<\/p>\n<div class=\"captioned-image-container\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!ymS0!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbd0b9b89-77cb-44c0-9c17-300e46456386_1200x680.jpeg\" data-component-name=\"Image2ToDOM\" rel=\"\" class=\"image-link image2 is-viewable-img can-restack\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"image2-inset can-restack\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!ymS0!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbd0b9b89-77cb-44c0-9c17-300e46456386_1200x680.jpeg\" width=\"1200\" height=\"680\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/bd0b9b89-77cb-44c0-9c17-300e46456386_1200x680.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:680,&quot;width&quot;:1200,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:144137,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image\/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:false,&quot;topImage&quot;:true,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/vincemancini.substack.com\/i\/191145629?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbd0b9b89-77cb-44c0-9c17-300e46456386_1200x680.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!ymS0!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbd0b9b89-77cb-44c0-9c17-300e46456386_1200x680.jpeg 424w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!ymS0!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbd0b9b89-77cb-44c0-9c17-300e46456386_1200x680.jpeg 848w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!ymS0!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbd0b9b89-77cb-44c0-9c17-300e46456386_1200x680.jpeg 1272w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!ymS0!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Fbd0b9b89-77cb-44c0-9c17-300e46456386_1200x680.jpeg 1456w\" sizes=\"100vw\" fetchpriority=\"high\" class=\"sizing-normal\"\/><\/div>\n<p><\/a>ABC<\/div>\n<p><span>The 98th Academy Awards took place last night, and so far most of the reactions I\u2019ve read have focused only on the most evergreen of Oscars telecast gripes. It was too long, it was boring, the speeches were too preachy, they raved about movies I haven\u2019t seen, and blah blah blah. They could\u2019ve all been pre-written. <\/span><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/dril\/status\/514845232509501440\" rel=\"\">It is with a heavy heart that I must announce that the celebs are at it again<\/a><span>, and so forth. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>As some <\/span><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/pagesix.com\/2026\/03\/15\/entertainment\/super-long-oscars-2026-had-plenty-of-holier-than-thou-lectures-few-memorable-moments\/?utm_campaign=nypdaily&amp;utm_source=sailthru&amp;utm_medium=email&amp;utm_content=20260316&amp;lctg=607d90d6373dd11b6ec093f4&amp;utm_term=NYP%20-%20Morning%20Report\" rel=\"\">dweeb in the celebrity.land wrote<\/a><span>, \u201cEntertainment for the viewers at home often got the brush in favor of repetitious politics. A lot of the speeches were finger-waggy without any emotional oomph beneath them. Call me old fashioned, but I\u2019m a big fan of: Let your work speak for itself and don\u2019t go over your allotted time.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p>I am not familiar with \u201cgot the brush\u201d as an idiom, but \u201cfinger waggy?\u201d I can remember exactly one person saying something explicitly political the entire evening: Javier Bardem, who led his presenter bit with \u201cNo to war and free Palestine.\u201d <\/p>\n<p><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DEADLINE\/status\/2033364038823080286?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E2033364038823080286%7Ctwgr%5Eed476a9877faefc271fbcfc1547b5365cf13c7b3%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fdeadline.com%2F2026%2F03%2Fjavier-bardem-no-war-and-free-palestine-oscars-1236755274%2F\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" data-component-name=\"Twitter2ToDOM\" class=\"pencraft pc-display-contents pc-reset\"><\/p>\n<div data-attrs=\"{&quot;url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/twitter.com\/DEADLINE\/status\/2033364038823080286?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E2033364038823080286%7Ctwgr%5Eed476a9877faefc271fbcfc1547b5365cf13c7b3%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&amp;ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fdeadline.com%2F2026%2F03%2Fjavier-bardem-no-war-and-free-palestine-oscars-1236755274%2F&quot;,&quot;full_text&quot;:&quot;Javier Bardem at the &lt;span class=\\&quot;tweet-fake-link\\&quot;&gt;#Oscars&lt;\/span&gt;: \u201cNo to war and Free Palestine!\u201d &quot;,&quot;username&quot;:&quot;DEADLINE&quot;,&quot;name&quot;:&quot;Deadline&quot;,&quot;profile_image_url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/pbs.substack.com\/profile_images\/1620173626606764040\/XLUyyYaM_normal.jpg&quot;,&quot;date&quot;:&quot;2026-03-16T02:05:39.000Z&quot;,&quot;photos&quot;:[{&quot;img_url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/upload\/w_1028,c_limit,q_auto:best\/l_twitter_play_button_rvaygk,w_88\/iqehq5cxmc0sjhoxeuqe&quot;,&quot;link_url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/t.co\/z00bfq2jXn&quot;}],&quot;quoted_tweet&quot;:{},&quot;reply_count&quot;:255,&quot;retweet_count&quot;:1772,&quot;like_count&quot;:7860,&quot;impression_count&quot;:618872,&quot;expanded_url&quot;:null,&quot;video_url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/video.twimg.com\/amplify_video\/2033363973928890368\/vid\/avc1\/1294x720\/jgjvPBDMhjtRxrOe.mp4&quot;,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true}\" class=\"pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-gap-12 pc-padding-16 pc-reset bg-primary-zk6FDl outline-detail-vcQLyr pc-borderRadius-md sizing-border-box-DggLA4 pressable-lg-kV7yq8 font-text-qe4AeH tweet-fWkQfo twitter-embed\">\n<div class=\"pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-row pc-gap-12 pc-alignItems-center pc-reset\">\n<div style=\"--scale:40px;\" class=\"pencraft pc-display-flex pc-width-40 pc-height-40 pc-justifyContent-center pc-alignItems-center pc-position-relative pc-reset bg-secondary-UUD3_J flex-auto-j3S2WA outline-detail-vcQLyr pc-borderRadius-full overflow-hidden-WdpwT6 sizing-border-box-DggLA4 container-TAtrWj\">\n<div style=\"--scale:40px;\" title=\"User\" class=\"pencraft pc-display-flex pc-width-40 pc-height-40 pc-justifyContent-center pc-alignItems-center pc-position-relative pc-reset bg-secondary-UUD3_J flex-auto-j3S2WA outline-detail-vcQLyr pc-borderRadius-full overflow-hidden-WdpwT6 sizing-border-box-DggLA4 container-TAtrWj\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!GU4y!,w_40,h_40,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.substack.com%2Fprofile_images%2F1620173626606764040%2FXLUyyYaM.jpg\" sizes=\"auto, 40px\" alt=\"X avatar for @DEADLINE\" srcset=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!GU4y!,w_40,h_40,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.substack.com%2Fprofile_images%2F1620173626606764040%2FXLUyyYaM.jpg 40w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!GU4y!,w_80,h_80,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.substack.com%2Fprofile_images%2F1620173626606764040%2FXLUyyYaM.jpg 80w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!GU4y!,w_120,h_120,c_fill,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fpbs.substack.com%2Fprofile_images%2F1620173626606764040%2FXLUyyYaM.jpg 120w\" width=\"40\" height=\"40\" draggable=\"false\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"img-OACg1c object-fit-cover-u4ReeV pencraft pc-reset\"\/><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><span class=\"pencraft pc-reset weight-semibold-uqA4FV reset-IxiVJZ\">Deadline<\/span><span class=\"pencraft pc-reset color-secondary-ls1g8s reset-IxiVJZ\">@DEADLINE<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Javier Bardem at the <span class=\"tweet-fake-link\">#Oscars<\/span>: \u201cNo to war and Free Palestine!\u201d <\/p>\n<div class=\"pencraft pc-display-flex pc-flexDirection-column pc-gap-8 pc-reset\">\n<p><span class=\"pencraft pc-reset reset-IxiVJZ\">2:05 AM \u00b7 Mar 16, 2026<\/span><span class=\"pencraft pc-reset reset-IxiVJZ\"> \u00b7 <\/span><span class=\"pencraft pc-reset reset-IxiVJZ\">619K Views<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"pencraft pc-reset reset-IxiVJZ\">255 Replies<\/span><span class=\"pencraft pc-reset reset-IxiVJZ\"> \u00b7 <\/span><span class=\"pencraft pc-reset reset-IxiVJZ\">1.77K Reposts<\/span><span class=\"pencraft pc-reset reset-IxiVJZ\"> \u00b7 <\/span><span class=\"pencraft pc-reset reset-IxiVJZ\">7.86K Likes<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<p>12 seconds! Does that seem finger waggy to you? It was tasteful, succinct, and correct, if you ask me.<\/p>\n<p><span>Overall it was a shockingly apolitical ceremony (minus some oblique references to fascism and a few Jimmy Kimmel jokes about <\/span>Melania<span>) given that it took place just weeks after the outbreak of a new illegal war in the Middle East. You might say it was even a little disappointing in that regard. Certainly this year\u2019s ceremony lacked anything like Michael Moore getting booed for opposing the Iraq War in 2003. As a <\/span><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/open.substack.com\/pub\/vincemancini\/p\/your-2026-oscars-drinking-game?utm_campaign=comment-list-share-cta&amp;utm_medium=web&amp;comments=true&amp;commentId=228319614\" rel=\"\">commenter wrote here<\/a><span> a few days ago, \u201cI don\u2019t think this war has penetrated the collective consciousness a tenth as much as Iraq did in \u201803, so I won\u2019t be surprised if Hollywood has no problem ignoring it altogether.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>That certainly seems to have been proven broadly correct. Though I have to think there was also an element of calling this war out as a folly seeming redundant, and being outspoken about it seeming a little pointless. If Trump and his buddies didn\u2019t care about public opinion enough to even make a case for this war before they started it, why would they care what the public thinks <\/span>now<span>? Broadly it was a little disappointing, but I can also understand just wanting to enjoy your one shining moment of professional recognition at the pinnacle of your career.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>As far as surprises go, they were few and far between. The live-action short Oscar ended in a tie, Michael B. Jordan took a surprise(ish) victory over Chalamet in the best actor category (the opera singer\/ballet dancers\u2019 revenge!), and Sean Penn <\/span>did<span> end up winning supporting actor (his third Oscar), though he didn\u2019t bother showing up to accept it. <\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"youtube2-TmscxgRMXhU\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;TmscxgRMXhU&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}\" data-component-name=\"Youtube2ToDOM\" class=\"youtube-wrap\">\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/TmscxgRMXhU?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0\" frameborder=\"0\" loading=\"lazy\" gesture=\"media\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen\" allowautoplay=\"true\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"728\" height=\"409\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cSean Penn couldn\u2019t be here tonight\u2026 or, didn\u2019t want to, and so I\u2019ll be accepting the award on his behalf,\u201d said the presenter and last year\u2019s winner, Kieran Culkin.<\/p>\n<p><span>That was a nice little moment, though I sort of wish Culkin had done an entire acceptance speech in character as Sean Penn. Why didn\u2019t Sean Penn attend the Oscars? According to the <\/span><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2026\/03\/15\/movies\/sean-penn-oscars.html?partner=slack&amp;smid=sl-share\" rel=\"\">New York Times<\/a><span>, he was in Ukraine. No word yet on exactly what he was doing there, but I look forward to a <\/span><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.rollingstone.com\/politics\/politics-news\/el-chapo-speaks-40784\/\" rel=\"\">guest-written article in Rolling Stone<\/a><span> in a few months about how he farted on Volodymyr Zelensky. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>Elsewhere, many of the winners took the opportunity to remember people who had helped them along the way, or departed friends and family who were particularly important to them. Paul Thomas Anderson (whose film, <\/span>One Battle After Another<span>, <\/span><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.hollywoodreporter.com\/movies\/movie-news\/one-battle-after-another-oscar-best-picture-1236531126\/\" rel=\"\">won six awards<\/a><span>) dedicated his first Best Director Oscar to his former AD, Adam Somner, who died in 2024. \u201cI share this with a friend of mine on the other side of the shadows. His name is Adam and he is having a gin and tonic and is so happy for me and our crew,\u201d Anderson said in his acceptance speech.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>In a weirdly funny turn of phrase, Anderson said later, during the same speech, \u201cI want to thank the Academy for finding my work worthy of this highest honor. And my classmates: Chlo\u00e9, Ryan, Joachim and Josh, I couldn\u2019t ask for a better class. It\u2019s an honor to be counted amongst you guys. There will always be some doubt in your heart that you deserve it, but there is no question at the pleasure having it for myself.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>I\u2019m not entirely sure what that means, but I mention it mostly as an excuse for me to repost this meme:<\/p>\n<p><iframe id=\"bluesky-3mh5fqql4v22m\" data-bluesky-id=\"5718092851615213\" src=\"https:\/\/embed.bsky.app\/embed\/did:plc:uqzjgn74fpes4yqirk4s67vk\/app.bsky.feed.post\/3mh5fqql4v22m?id=5718092851615213\" width=\"100%\" style=\"display: block; flex-grow: 1;\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>In terms of memes that will be hilarious for exactly 12 minutes and never again, nothing can touch awards season.<\/p>\n<p>PTA\u2019s editor, Andy Jurgensen, meanwhile, followed suit by paying tribute to his film archivist aunt:<\/p>\n<div id=\"youtube2-SZhwm0vV2FQ\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;SZhwm0vV2FQ&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}\" data-component-name=\"Youtube2ToDOM\" class=\"youtube-wrap\">\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/SZhwm0vV2FQ?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0\" frameborder=\"0\" loading=\"lazy\" gesture=\"media\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen\" allowautoplay=\"true\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"728\" height=\"409\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>That was a sweet moment, I thought, and not the only one. And mostly, that\u2019s what you get out of the Oscars: a handful of sweet, genuine moments swimming in a sea of sort of dull, obligatory ones. It\u2019s an awards show! What else do you want out of these things?<\/p>\n<p><span>Jurgensen\u2019s speech came after one of the show\u2019s lowest moments, a DOA bit between Bill and Lewis Pullman, trying to wring some humor out of nepotism. From the parts of it you could actually hear and parse, the gist of it seemed to be something like, <\/span>Hey, we\u2019re both movie stars. Isn\u2019t that crazy?<\/p>\n<p><span>It went on too long, wasn\u2019t a great bit to begin with, and was marred by a notably terrible sound mix, as was most of the ceremony. The ambient sound was way too loud throughout the evening, the presenter mic seemed to have been chosen more for aesthetics than usable audio, and muddy sound stepped on bad jokes mostly all the way through. This phenomenon came to an ironic head when the cast of <\/span>Bridesmaids<span> reunited to muddle through an overlong bit while presenting two Oscars for achievement in sound. The telecast spent three full minutes on this!<\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"youtube2-K4yK9zhB-zQ\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;K4yK9zhB-zQ&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}\" data-component-name=\"Youtube2ToDOM\" class=\"youtube-wrap\">\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/K4yK9zhB-zQ?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0\" frameborder=\"0\" loading=\"lazy\" gesture=\"media\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen\" allowautoplay=\"true\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"728\" height=\"409\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>Benicio Del Toro\u2019s reaction, giving them the \u201cwrap it up\u201d sign and tapping his watch, kind of summed it up. <\/p>\n<div class=\"captioned-image-container\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!jLER!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ffbeff00b-860f-479f-8c85-89980c37d660_1200x554.jpeg\" data-component-name=\"Image2ToDOM\" rel=\"\" class=\"image-link image2 is-viewable-img can-restack\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"image2-inset can-restack\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!jLER!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ffbeff00b-860f-479f-8c85-89980c37d660_1200x554.jpeg\" width=\"1200\" height=\"554\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/fbeff00b-860f-479f-8c85-89980c37d660_1200x554.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:554,&quot;width&quot;:1200,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:107400,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image\/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/vincemancini.substack.com\/i\/191145629?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ffbeff00b-860f-479f-8c85-89980c37d660_1200x554.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!jLER!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ffbeff00b-860f-479f-8c85-89980c37d660_1200x554.jpeg 424w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!jLER!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ffbeff00b-860f-479f-8c85-89980c37d660_1200x554.jpeg 848w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!jLER!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ffbeff00b-860f-479f-8c85-89980c37d660_1200x554.jpeg 1272w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!jLER!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ffbeff00b-860f-479f-8c85-89980c37d660_1200x554.jpeg 1456w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"sizing-normal\"\/><\/div>\n<p><\/a>ABC<\/div>\n<p>So yeah, bad audio made all the weird parts of the Oscars (of which there are always many) feel even weirder. But hey, I don\u2019t envy anyone whose job it is to make 50 drunk, occasionally very old celebrities try to stay a consistent distance away from a communal microphone, at a simulcasted live event\/live telecast. There was a brief, thrilling moment there where it felt like the entire thing might devolve into the Barbra Streisand Weird Stories Hour, with Babs inexplicably competing with way-too-loud tinkling pianos.<\/p>\n<div id=\"youtube2-JVFfNVrzxng\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;JVFfNVrzxng&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}\" data-component-name=\"Youtube2ToDOM\" class=\"youtube-wrap\">\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/JVFfNVrzxng?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0\" frameborder=\"0\" loading=\"lazy\" gesture=\"media\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen\" allowautoplay=\"true\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"728\" height=\"409\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><span>That was fun, and yet: hard not to be a little annoyed with a ceremony that devotes three full minutes to remembering <\/span>Bridesmaids<span>, but then <\/span><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Fauxmoi\/comments\/1rux1wq\/golden_becomes_the_first_kpop_song_to_win_a_oscar\/\" rel=\"\">brutally cuts off<\/a><span> one of the writers of <\/span>K-Pop Demon Hunters<span> (for best song) inside of 60 seconds. (That video is, unsurprisingly, not available to embed here). <\/span><\/p>\n<p>All those issues aside, Conan O\u2019Brien clearly cemented his place as an all-time great Oscars host. Is there anyone else in the world more suited to this nearly impossible task? <\/p>\n<p><span>Where Kimmel and Seth MacFarlane\u2019s bits sometimes felt like they were clowning the Oscars for being the Oscars (or pandered to the probably non-existent type of person who doesn\u2019t normally watch the Oscars but could be persuaded to through <\/span>Family Guy<span>-style jokes) Conan just sort of used movies as a jumping off point for some silly sketches. Good jokes, for people who watch movies. That feels like the right tone for these things. Sterling K. Brown should\u2019ve won a best supporting actor award for this <\/span>Casablanca<span> sketch:<\/span><\/p>\n<div id=\"youtube2-fQK_Uy8xjZg\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;videoId&quot;:&quot;fQK_Uy8xjZg&quot;,&quot;startTime&quot;:null,&quot;endTime&quot;:null}\" data-component-name=\"Youtube2ToDOM\" class=\"youtube-wrap\">\n<p><iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube-nocookie.com\/embed\/fQK_Uy8xjZg?rel=0&amp;autoplay=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;enablejsapi=0\" frameborder=\"0\" loading=\"lazy\" gesture=\"media\" allow=\"autoplay; fullscreen\" allowautoplay=\"true\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"728\" height=\"409\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p>\u201cWorld War II? That\u2019s the Hitler one, right?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>I also really enjoyed the Jane Lynch Tactical Flashlight bit:<\/p>\n<div data-attrs=\"{&quot;instagram_id&quot;:&quot;DV7YUj1Ea8H&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;Movies, TV Shows, &amp; Film News. on Instagram: \\&quot;What are you thou\u2026&quot;,&quot;author_name&quot;:&quot;@moovies&quot;,&quot;thumbnail_url&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/__ss-rehost__IG-meta-DV7YUj1Ea8H.jpg&quot;,&quot;timestamp&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true}\" data-component-name=\"InstagramToDOM\" class=\"instagram\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/instagram.com\/p\/DV7YUj1Ea8H\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"\" class=\"instagram-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!a_A7!,w_640,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2F__ss-rehost__IG-meta-DV7YUj1Ea8H.jpg\" loading=\"lazy\"\/><\/a><\/p>\n<div class=\"instagram-bottom-bar\">\n<p>Movies, TV Shows, &amp; Film News. on Instagram: &#8220;What are you thou\u2026<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><span>And if you made it all the way to the end of the telecast, past <\/span>One Battle After Another<span> winning best picture (<\/span><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/open.substack.com\/pub\/vincemancini\/p\/one-battle-after-another-review-perfect?r=2cg5qw&amp;utm_campaign=post&amp;utm_medium=web\" rel=\"\">deservedly so<\/a><span>, and I will brook <\/span><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/vincemancini.substack.com\/p\/best-movies-of-2025?utm_source=publication-search\" rel=\"\">no counter-arguments<\/a><span> here), you were treated to another cameo from SNL writer Jim Downey, who had all the best bit parts in 2025 (from <\/span>Happy Gilmore 2<span> to <\/span>The Chair Company<span>). <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span>This time around Downey reprised his role as one of the Christmas Adventurers in <\/span>One Battle After Another<span> to present Conan O\u2019Brien with his new corner office and title of \u201cOscars Host for Life.\u201d The video is <\/span><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.reddit.com\/r\/Fauxmoi\/comments\/1ruxpfs\/conan_obriens_host_for_life_skit_after_the_2026\/\" rel=\"\">sadly not embeddable<\/a><span>, but suffice it to say, it ends with Conan being gassed, cremated, and his office name placard being replaced with Mr. Beast. <\/span><\/p>\n<div class=\"captioned-image-container\"><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!13I-!,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff83d6c95-efb4-4bc6-a3e4-2120bb5c0140_1200x574.jpeg\" data-component-name=\"Image2ToDOM\" rel=\"\" class=\"image-link image2 is-viewable-img can-restack\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"image2-inset can-restack\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!13I-!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff83d6c95-efb4-4bc6-a3e4-2120bb5c0140_1200x574.jpeg\" width=\"1200\" height=\"574\" data-attrs=\"{&quot;src&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/substack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com\/public\/images\/f83d6c95-efb4-4bc6-a3e4-2120bb5c0140_1200x574.jpeg&quot;,&quot;srcNoWatermark&quot;:null,&quot;fullscreen&quot;:null,&quot;imageSize&quot;:null,&quot;height&quot;:574,&quot;width&quot;:1200,&quot;resizeWidth&quot;:null,&quot;bytes&quot;:148353,&quot;alt&quot;:null,&quot;title&quot;:null,&quot;type&quot;:&quot;image\/jpeg&quot;,&quot;href&quot;:null,&quot;belowTheFold&quot;:true,&quot;topImage&quot;:false,&quot;internalRedirect&quot;:&quot;https:\/\/vincemancini.substack.com\/i\/191145629?img=https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff83d6c95-efb4-4bc6-a3e4-2120bb5c0140_1200x574.jpeg&quot;,&quot;isProcessing&quot;:false,&quot;align&quot;:null,&quot;offset&quot;:false}\" alt=\"\" srcset=\"https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!13I-!,w_424,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff83d6c95-efb4-4bc6-a3e4-2120bb5c0140_1200x574.jpeg 424w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!13I-!,w_848,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff83d6c95-efb4-4bc6-a3e4-2120bb5c0140_1200x574.jpeg 848w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!13I-!,w_1272,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff83d6c95-efb4-4bc6-a3e4-2120bb5c0140_1200x574.jpeg 1272w, https:\/\/substackcdn.com\/image\/fetch\/$s_!13I-!,w_1456,c_limit,f_auto,q_auto:good,fl_progressive:steep\/https%3A%2F%2Fsubstack-post-media.s3.amazonaws.com%2Fpublic%2Fimages%2Ff83d6c95-efb4-4bc6-a3e4-2120bb5c0140_1200x574.jpeg 1456w\" sizes=\"auto, 100vw\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"sizing-normal\"\/><\/div>\n<p><\/a>ABC<\/div>\n<p>Mmm, good bit! 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