{"id":2344918,"date":"2026-03-25T13:56:58","date_gmt":"2026-03-25T13:56:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2344918"},"modified":"2026-03-25T13:56:58","modified_gmt":"2026-03-25T13:56:58","slug":"telehealth-share-new-song-things-ive-killed-listen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/telehealth-share-new-song-things-ive-killed-listen\/","title":{"rendered":"Telehealth Share New Song &#8220;Things I&#8217;ve Killed&#8221;: Listen"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Post-punk bands sure do love listing things. On Telehealth&#8217;s new single &#8220;Things I&#8217;ve Killed,&#8221; the Seattle group is listing off \u2014 yes, you guessed it \u2014 things they&#8217;ve killed. Golf course? Killed. Credit score? Killed. Botox? Killed. <\/p>\n<p>OK, it makes a lot more sense with Telehealth&#8217;s explanation:<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\">\n<p>The title of the song came after we found a subreddit devoted to blaming millennials for killing entire industries, right down to mayonnaise. We loved the visceral premise in contrast to the absurd accusations so much that while demoing it, we started mocking the idea as a millennial hit list in a breathless cadence inspired by the R.E.M. classic &#8220;It\u2019s The End Of The World As We Know It.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It kind of took off from there, turning the accusations into a spiraling chant of brand names, culture wars, and economic buzzwords (no one really knows what they mean!!!). What began as a joke slowly became a portrait of modern doomscrolling, where genocide, cute puppies, and economic collapse sit side by side with every swipe. Equal parts satire and self-indictment, it\u2019s a danceable purge full of cheap thrills and guillotines that begs the question: is it kill or be killed in the attention economy?<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"\"><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote\"\/><p><\/span><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The track comes from <em>Green World Image<\/em> and follows last month&#8217;s &#8220;<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/stereogum.com\/2490351\/telehealth-announce-new-album-green-world-image-hear-cool-job\/music\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Cool Job<\/a>.&#8221; It&#8217;s accompanied by a music video directed by Eleanor Petry; watch below.<\/p>\n<div>\n<div>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio\">\n<div class=\"jeg_video_container jeg_video_content\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Telehealth - Things I&#039;ve Killed (Official Music Video)\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dLMjbedWImQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p><em>Green World Image<\/em>\u00a0is out 5\/15 via Sub Pop.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><em> \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source stereogum.com \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Post-punk bands sure do love listing things. On Telehealth&#8217;s new single &#8220;Things I&#8217;ve Killed,&#8221; the Seattle group is listing off \u2014 yes, you guessed it \u2014 things they&#8217;ve killed. Golf course? Killed. Credit score? Killed. Botox? Killed. OK, it makes a lot more sense with Telehealth&#8217;s explanation: The title of the song came after we [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2344919,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[25179],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2344918","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-music"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/Telehealth-Share-New-Song-Things-Ive-Killed-Listen.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2344918","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2344918"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2344918\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2344920,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2344918\/revisions\/2344920"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2344919"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2344918"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2344918"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2344918"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}