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\u201cDaily Show<\/a>\u201d host Desi Lydic <\/a>seemed a little creeped out by the way Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth<\/a> described his interactions with the service members he met during a recent trip to the Middle East. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n \u201cI met a junior airman as the sun was going down and a chill was setting on the tarmac,\u201d Hegseth said during a Pentagon briefing on Tuesday. \u201d<\/span>I did the same with his boss, a colonel with a heart the size of Texas and a beautiful deployment mustache to match.\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n \u201cKinda got weirdly horny at the end,\u201d Lydic said while giving a series of uncomfortable facial expressions. \u201cA heart the size of Texas, an ass as tight as Idaho and a penis the shape of Rhode Island.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n Lydic also called out comments Hegseth made about achieving \u201cregime change\u201d in Iran. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n \u201cThis new regime, because regime change has occurred, should be wiser than the last,\u201d Hegseth said.<\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n \u201cWait. <\/span>New regime? You killed the Ayatollah, and they replaced him with an even more hardline son. That is the opposite of regime change. That is regime-maxxing,\u201d Lydic said. <\/span><\/p>\n<\/div>\n Watch Lydic\u2019s full opening segment from Tuesday night\u2019s show here:<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/div>\n \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.celebrity.land \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" \u201cDaily Show\u201d host Desi Lydic seemed a little creeped out by the way Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth described his interactions with the service members he met during a recent trip to the Middle East. \u201cI met a junior airman as the sun was going down and a chill was setting on the tarmac,\u201d Hegseth said […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2354625,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[25174],"tags":[338071,347916,46421,384782],"class_list":["post-2354624","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gossip","tag-daily-show","tag-desi-lydic","tag-late-night","tag-pete-hegseth"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Desi-Lydic-Seems-Creeped-Out-As-Pete-Hegseths-Speech-Takes.png","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2354624","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2354624"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2354624\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2354626,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2354624\/revisions\/2354626"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2354625"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2354624"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2354624"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2354624"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}