{"id":2354863,"date":"2026-04-02T00:10:15","date_gmt":"2026-04-02T00:10:15","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2354863"},"modified":"2026-04-02T00:10:15","modified_gmt":"2026-04-02T00:10:15","slug":"noah-kahan-gets-called-chopped-by-kids-on-celebrity-substitute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/noah-kahan-gets-called-chopped-by-kids-on-celebrity-substitute\/","title":{"rendered":"Noah Kahan Gets Called &#8216;Chopped&#8217; by Kids on \u201cCelebrity Substitute\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div>\n<h3 class=\"heading\">NEED TO KNOW<\/h3>\n<ul class=\"content-list\">\n<li>\n<div class=\"\">\n<p>Noah Kahan was called &#8220;chopped&#8221; but not &#8220;unc&#8221; by elementary school kids on <em>Celebrity Substitute<\/em><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div class=\"\">\n<p>During his visit, the singer-songwriter taught the kids the art of storytelling<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<li>\n<div class=\"\">\n<p>Kahan&#8217;s new documentary and album are out this month<\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/people.com\/noah-kahan-8676869\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Noah Kahan;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link rapid-noclick-resp\">Noah Kahan<\/a> is getting some honest feedback from kids.<\/p>\n<p>On Wednesday, April 1, the &#8220;Stick Season&#8221; singer, 29, appeared on the <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/J2mx2fuJLXA?si=tNcO5TRvngX1j8YL\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:latest episode of Celebrity Substitute;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link rapid-noclick-resp\">latest episode of <em>Celebrity Substitute<\/em><\/a>, where he got roasted by some elementary school kids.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I have a couple questions. First question is am I chopped?&#8221; Kahan said.<\/p>\n<p>In response, various kids yelled out, &#8220;Yes!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He then asked them if he was &#8220;unc&#8221; \u2014 and the consensus was &#8220;no.&#8221;<\/p>\n<figure class=\"content-figure flex justify-center mb-[1em] mx-auto\">\n<div style=\"max-width:1242px\">\n<div class=\"content-image\"><\/div><figcaption class=\"fig-caption\">\n<p><i>Noah Kahan on &#8216;Celebrity Substitute&#8217;<br \/>Credit: Celebrity Substitute\/YouTube<\/i><\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p>&#8220;You look like Jesus,&#8221; one kid yelled out.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I look like Jesus. I know, well, Jesus is watching you guys today, so let&#8217;s be on our best behavior,&#8221; the &#8220;All My Love&#8221; singer responded.<\/p>\n<p>According to <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/slang\/chopped\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Merriam-Webster;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link rapid-noclick-resp\">Merriam-Webster<\/a>, the slang use of &#8220;chopped&#8221; means to be &#8220;unattractive&#8221; or &#8220;undesirable.&#8221; Meanwhile, <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.merriam-webster.com\/dictionary\/unc\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:&quot;unc&quot;;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link rapid-noclick-resp\">&#8220;unc&#8221;<\/a> is a person &#8220;who is old or aging or who acts old for their age.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At another point, Kahan asked the kids if they had ever heard of him \u2014 and a child named Journey knew his name.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Thank you Journey, so much. Journey is awesome and has really cool taste,&#8221; he said.<\/p>\n<p>During his appearance on the show, Kahan taught the elementary school kids the art of storytelling and encouraged them to find inspiration through art. Then, they re-wrote his unreleased song &#8220;Deny, Deny, Deny&#8221; and performed it for their teachers.<\/p>\n<p>Kahan&#8217;s appearance on <em>Celebrity Substitute<\/em> comes ahead of the premiere of his Netflix documentary <em>Out of Body<\/em> on April 13.<\/p>\n<p>On March 16, he opened up about his experience filming on <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/p\/DV8_PDRDUii\/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:Instagram;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link rapid-noclick-resp\">Instagram<\/a>.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"content-figure flex justify-center mb-[1em] mx-auto\">\n<div style=\"max-width:1242px\">\n<div class=\"content-image\"><img alt=\"Noah Kahan on 'Celebrity Substitute.'Credit: Celebrity Substitute\/YouTube\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"1242\" height=\"828\" decoding=\"async\" data-nimg=\"1\" class=\"standard-img w-full w-full h-auto\" style=\"color:transparent\" src=\"https:\/\/s.yimg.com\/ny\/api\/res\/1.2\/eEjivHbklMjjvRCyojqhKQ--\/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTEyNDI7aD04Mjg-\/https:\/\/media.zenfs.com\/en\/aol_people_articles_471\/37b93c0e000fabf714e83e184a61b926\"\/><\/div><figcaption class=\"fig-caption\">\n<p><i>Noah Kahan on &#8216;Celebrity Substitute.&#8217;<br \/>Credit: Celebrity Substitute\/YouTube<\/i><\/p>\n<\/figcaption><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p>&#8220;My life was filmed for a year and a half. It was weird, difficult, and genuinely beautiful to experience. I\u2019m excited for you guys to see it too. This documentary captures so much more than I ever thought the world would see about myself, my creative journey and my family,&#8221; Kahan wrote.<\/p>\n<p>He continued, &#8220;I am nervous about it because it\u2019s personal and some things I touch on are painful to think about and be reminded of. I remember though that anything scary or hard is usually worth sharing with the world. Maybe it will reach one of you in a time when you need it. Maybe you\u2019ll see some of your own family in mine. Either way, I hope you love it.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>His newest studio album, <em>The Great Divide<\/em>, is out on April 24. So far, he&#8217;s released singles &#8220;The Great Divide&#8221; and &#8220;Porch Light.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Read the original article on <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/people.com\/noah-kahan-gets-called-chopped-by-kids-on-celebrity-substitute-11941035\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\" data-ylk=\"slk:People;elm:context_link;itc:0;sec:content-canvas\" class=\"link rapid-noclick-resp\">People<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/www.instagram.com\/embed.js\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.aol.com \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NEED TO KNOW Noah Kahan was called &#8220;chopped&#8221; but not &#8220;unc&#8221; by elementary school kids on Celebrity Substitute During his visit, the singer-songwriter taught the kids the art of storytelling Kahan&#8217;s new documentary and album are out this month Noah Kahan is getting some honest feedback from kids. 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