{"id":2377578,"date":"2026-04-17T13:32:11","date_gmt":"2026-04-17T13:32:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2377578"},"modified":"2026-04-17T13:32:11","modified_gmt":"2026-04-17T13:32:11","slug":"todays-fun-is-brought-to-you-by-russell-crowes-new-song-the-beast-in-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/todays-fun-is-brought-to-you-by-russell-crowes-new-song-the-beast-in-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s fun is brought to you by Russell Crowe&#8217;s new song, &#8220;The Beast In Me&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Dear Gossips,  <\/p>\n<p>It is Friday and we will have fun goddammit! Fun will continue until morale improves! And today\u2019s fun is brought to you by\u2026Russell Crowe? <\/p>\n<p><!--kg-card-begin: html--><\/p>\n<p><!--kg-card-end: html--><\/p>\n<p>Crowe stars in a new MMA movie called <em>Beast<\/em>, which he co-wrote with Daniel Frigerio, and co-stars in alongside Daniel MacPherson and Luke Hemsworth (least of the name). It\u2019s about a fighter who is dragged unwillingly out of retirement. You can see the trailer <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=yJN2mJ4uOas&amp;ref=laineygossip.com\">here<\/a>, but we\u2019re not here for the trailer. No, we\u2019re here for Russell Crowe\u2019s new song.<\/p>\n<p><!--kg-card-begin: html--><\/p>\n<p><!--kg-card-end: html--><\/p>\n<p>Crowe has a long history with music. Like many actors, when he started out, he was a musician as much as he was an actor. When his acting career took off, he used his fame to cram his music down our throats in the form of his band, 30 Odd Foot of Grunts. After that band fell apart, he formed other musical acts, including a band called The Ordinary Fear of God, and his latest is a band called Indoor Garden Party (the band names are not improving). I have a theory that the quality of an actor\u2019s band is inversely proportional to their talent at acting. The better the actor they are, the worse their music is. Russell Crowe is a good actor; therefore, his music is bad.<\/p>\n<p><!--kg-card-begin: html--><\/p>\n<p><!--kg-card-end: html--><\/p>\n<p>In his younger days, though, Russell Crowe performed music under the name Russ Le Roq and had a notable single, \u201cI Just Wanna Be Like Marlon Brando\u201d. Whatever you think that song is going to sound like, you\u2019re wrong. You are not prepared for what it ACTUALLY sounds like. Listen <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=CwSQlTwicBw&amp;ref=laineygossip.com\">here<\/a> and join me in in a nether realm where you will never know peace again. (Honestly, that song sounds like it could be one of <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/@ObscurestVinyl?ref=laineygossip.com\">Obscurest Vinyl<\/a>\u2019s joke songs.)<\/p>\n<p>The Brando song is why I pay attention to Russell Crowe\u2019s music career. You just never know when he is going to drop pure gold in your lap, which is what he did yesterday with the music video for \u201cThe Beast In Me\u201d, a power ballad to go with his MMA movie.<\/p>\n<p><!--kg-card-begin: html--><\/p>\n<p><!--kg-card-end: html--><\/p>\n<figure class=\"kg-card kg-embed-card\">\n<div class=\"jeg_video_container jeg_video_content\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Russell Crowe&#039;s Indoor Garden Party | The Beast In Me (2026) | Official Music Video\" width=\"500\" height=\"281\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qOL-ZXP5lMQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p>Watch out Diane Warren! Russell Crowe is coming for your obligatory Best Original Song Oscar nomination! I am only half kidding. I would genuinely love to see Crowe make a run at the Oscars with this song. Will he? No, of course not. The song is terrible. But so are all of Diane Warren\u2019s Oscar songs. If we\u2019re nominating bad movie songs as a matter of course, let\u2019s nominate FUNNY bad movie songs. Let\u2019s nominate Russell Crowe for Best Original Song. Come on. Do it. It would be the funniest. We need it. You have eleven months to make this happen, Academy!<\/p>\n<p>Live long and gossip,<\/p>\n<p>Sarah<\/p><figcaption class=\" mt-8 text-sm text-muted italic border-t border-b0 pt-8\">Photo credits: <span style=\"white-space: pre-wrap;\">YouTube\/Russell Crowe&#8217;s Indoor Garden Party<\/span><\/figcaption><\/div>\n<p><em> \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.laineygossip.com \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Gossips, It is Friday and we will have fun goddammit! Fun will continue until morale improves! And today\u2019s fun is brought to you by\u2026Russell Crowe? Crowe stars in a new MMA movie called Beast, which he co-wrote with Daniel Frigerio, and co-stars in alongside Daniel MacPherson and Luke Hemsworth (least of the name). 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