{"id":2385547,"date":"2026-04-23T08:57:06","date_gmt":"2026-04-23T08:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2385547"},"modified":"2026-04-23T08:57:06","modified_gmt":"2026-04-23T08:57:06","slug":"jimmy-kimmel-spots-x-rated-metaphor-for-what-trump-is-doing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/jimmy-kimmel-spots-x-rated-metaphor-for-what-trump-is-doing\/","title":{"rendered":"Jimmy Kimmel Spots\u00a0X-Rated &#8216;Metaphor&#8217; For What Trump Is Doing"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cEvery day this goes on, the prices go up \u2015 and not just on oil and gas,\u201d he said. \u201cKarex, the world\u2019s largest manufacturer of condoms, <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.huffpost.com\/entry\/donald-trump-iran-war-condoms-cost_n_69e88725e4b0cc34aae2d92d\" target=\"_blank\" role=\"link\" class=\" js-entry-link cet-internal-link\" data-vars-item-name=\"may have to raise their prices\" data-vars-item-type=\"text\" data-vars-unit-name=\"69e9a237e4b0cc34aae4595e\" data-vars-unit-type=\"buzz_body\" data-vars-target-content-id=\"69e88725e4b0cc34aae2d92d\" data-vars-target-content-type=\"buzz\" data-vars-type=\"web_internal_link\" data-vars-subunit-name=\"article_body\" data-vars-subunit-type=\"component\" data-vars-position-in-subunit=\"2\">may have to raise their prices<\/a> by 20 to 30% because of supply-chain issues caused by the war.\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>Related shipping delays are leading to lower stockpiles of condoms as well. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>\u201cThe price of condoms will affect the Strait of Hormuz and the gays of Hormuz, too, equally,\u201d he cracked. <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>He added: \u201cIs there any metaphor more fitting than Donald Trump screwing us without condoms because he won\u2019t pull out?\u201d <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<div>\n<p>See more in his Wednesday night monologue: <\/p>\n<\/div>\n<p><em> \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.celebrity.land \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u201cEvery day this goes on, the prices go up \u2015 and not just on oil and gas,\u201d he said. \u201cKarex, the world\u2019s largest manufacturer of condoms, may have to raise their prices by 20 to 30% because of supply-chain issues caused by the war.\u201d Related shipping delays are leading to lower stockpiles of condoms as [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2385548,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[25174],"tags":[403417,22389,23060],"class_list":["post-2385547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gossip","tag-condoms","tag-donald-trump","tag-jimmy-kimmel"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Jimmy-Kimmel-Spots-X-Rated-Metaphor-For-What-Trump-Is-Doing.jpeg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2385547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2385547"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2385547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2385549,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2385547\/revisions\/2385549"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2385548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2385547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2385547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2385547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}