{"id":2388243,"date":"2026-04-24T23:41:21","date_gmt":"2026-04-24T23:41:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2388243"},"modified":"2026-04-24T23:41:21","modified_gmt":"2026-04-24T23:41:21","slug":"new-music-critique-of-the-velvonics","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/new-music-critique-of-the-velvonics\/","title":{"rendered":"New Music Critique of The Velvonics"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<div itemprop=\"reviewBody\">\n<!-- ARTICAL CONTENT --><br \/>\n                                                         <!--bk-review-box close-->                                                        <\/p>\n<p><strong>Contact: <\/strong>thevelvonics@yahoo.com<br \/><strong>Web: <\/strong><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thevelvonics.com\/\">thevelvonics.com<\/a><br \/><strong>Seeking:<\/strong> Booking<br \/><strong>Style:<\/strong> Pop<\/p>\n<p>Burbank quartet The Velvonics claims that \u201cIf we can\u2019t get your party swingin\u2019, you invited the wrong people.\u201d And after spinning their latest, this writer is beginning to suspect we are the \u201cwrong people.\u201d Their aesthetic is a dizzying cocktail of B-52s camp and <em>Fear and Loathing <\/em>disorientation. The spoken-word delivery, paired with beach-core psychedelia, feels more like a frantic hallucination than a cohesive groove. It\u2019s an ambitious swing at a retro-kitsch vibe that\u2019s clever in theory, though a tad too chaotic in execution. It\u2019s clearly an acquired taste, one that will either enthrall you with its wild, quirky energy or leave you dizzy and slightly bewildered.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><script>(function(d, s, id) {\n                  var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n                  if (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n                  js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n                  js.src = \"\/\/connect.facebook.net\/en_US\/sdk.js#xfbml=1&version=v2.3&appId=1385724821660962\";\n                  fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n                }(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk'));<\/script><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source www.musicconnection.com \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Contact: thevelvonics@yahoo.comWeb: thevelvonics.comSeeking: BookingStyle: Pop Burbank quartet The Velvonics claims that \u201cIf we can\u2019t get your party swingin\u2019, you invited the wrong people.\u201d And after spinning their latest, this writer is beginning to suspect we are the \u201cwrong people.\u201d Their aesthetic is a dizzying cocktail of B-52s camp and Fear and Loathing disorientation. The spoken-word [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2388244,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[25179],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2388243","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-music"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/New-Music-Critique-of-The-Velvonics.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2388243","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2388243"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2388243\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2388245,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2388243\/revisions\/2388245"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2388244"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2388243"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2388243"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2388243"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}