{"id":2391730,"date":"2026-04-27T18:21:09","date_gmt":"2026-04-27T18:21:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/?p=2391730"},"modified":"2026-04-27T18:21:09","modified_gmt":"2026-04-27T18:21:09","slug":"megan-thee-stallion-fans-use-etsy-witches-on-klay-thompson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/megan-thee-stallion-fans-use-etsy-witches-on-klay-thompson\/","title":{"rendered":"Megan Thee Stallion fans use Etsy witches on Klay Thompson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/wp-content%2Fuploads%2Fsites%2F2%2F2026%2F04%2Fmegan-thee-stallion-etsy-witches-collage.jpg?quality%3D90%26strip%3Dall%261777297695\" \/><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>Megan Thee Stallion didn\u2019t just dump Klay Thompson \u2014 she may have accidentally sicced the internet\u2019s most unhinged coven on him.<\/p>\n<p>The \u201cHot Girl Summer\u201d rapper, 31, <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/pagesix.com\/2026\/04\/25\/celebrity-news\/megan-thee-stallion-accuses-klay-thompson-of-cheating-publicly-ends-their-relationship\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">confirmed Saturday<\/a> that she\u2019s split from the Dallas Mavericks guard, 36, after less than a year together \u2014 and her fans wasted no time going from heartbreak to hex,<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2025\/09\/10\/us-news\/famed-feminist-website-jezebel-paid-witches-on-etsy-to-curse-charlie-kirk-2-days-before-he-was-assassinated\/\"> requesting the help of witches online.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019ve made the decision to end my relationship with Klay. Trust, fidelity and respect are non-negotiable for me in a relationship, and when those values are compromised, there\u2019s no real path forward. I\u2019m taking this time to prioritize myself and move ahead with peace and clarity,\u201d she <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.tmz.com\/2026\/04\/25\/megan-thee-stallion-klay-thompson-break-up\/\">told TMZ<\/a> through a rep.<\/p>\n<p>Translation: it\u2019s over \u2014 and not on friendly terms.<\/p>\n<p>Hours earlier, the Grammy winner was far less diplomatic, blasting the NBA star on Instagram Stories <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2026\/04\/25\/sports\/klay-thompson-accused-of-cheating-by-megan-thee-stallion\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">for his alleged unfaithfulness<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCheating, had me around your whole family playing house \u2026 got \u2018cold feet,\u2019\u201d she wrote.\u00a0<\/p>\n<aside class=\"single__inline-module aligncenter wp-block-nypost-editor-primary-tag\">\n<\/aside>\n<p>\u201cHolding you down through all your HORRIBLE mood swings and treatment towards me during your basketball season now you don\u2019t know if you can be \u2018monogamous\u2019????\u201d<\/p>\n<p><em>Oof<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>The couple\u2019s whirlwind romance \u2014 which began around July 2025 and included a red carpet debut at her Pete &amp; Thomas Foundation Gala and even a Thanksgiving with family \u2014 officially fizzled out on April 25.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>That\u2019s roughly nine months from flirty soft-launch to full-blown fallout.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"nyp-slideshow-modal-image wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><figcaption>Megan Thee Stallion and Klay Thompson kept things hot for about nine months \u2014 from a July 2025 hard launch to an April 2026 blowup.  <span class=\"credit\">GC Images<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>But if the \u201cSavage\u201d artist is moving on with \u201cpeace and clarity,\u201d her fanbase clearly chose chaos.<\/p>\n<p>Within hours of the split going public, her fans \u2014 who affectionately refer to themselves as \u201cHotties\u201d \u2014 flooded X with a different kind of breakup strategy: <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2025\/09\/23\/us-news\/erika-kirk-genuinely-rattled-after-jezebel-paid-witches-on-etsy-to-curse-husband-charlie-2-days-before-he-was-assassinated\/\">outsourcing revenge to Etsy witches.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u201cCurrently talking to my friends on the other side and the Etsy witches have been called, Klay Thompson you\u2019re DONE,\u201d one fan <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/sylaxoo\/status\/2048127924298006575\">wrote<\/a>, alongside a video of a woman stabbing a voodoo doll courtside.<\/p>\n<p>Subtle!<\/p>\n<p>The replies only got darker.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cKLAY THOMPSON. YOUR ACHILLES TENDONS WILL BEGIN TO ACHE IN 3 DAYS,\u201d one person eerily<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/suboxoneshawty\/status\/2048146690985902232\"> warned<\/a>, while another<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/holy_trilogyXO\/status\/2048381012351058418\"> claimed<\/a>, \u201cjust paid an etsy witch. klay alexander thompson you WILL be dealt with.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As the hex talk snowballed, others leaned into the chaos with a mix of sarcasm and spite.\u00a0<\/p>\n<figure class=\"nyp-slideshow-modal-image wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><figcaption>Megan Thee Stallion pulled the plug and broke up with Klay Thompson over the weekend, publicly accusing the baller of cheating. <span class=\"credit\">theestallion\/Instagram<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>\u201cI hope klay thompson\u2019s bum ass has the time of his life fending off thousands of hexes from etsy witches,\u201d one user<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/SydneyBattle\/status\/2048124371693449405\"> posted.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>But for some, the mission sounded less like a joke \u2014 and more like a call to action.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>\u201cDo any of you practice witchcraft?\u201d another <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/duskgumi\/status\/2048128087485710700\">asked.<\/a> \u201ci need klay thompson to wake up with deer legs by tomorrow morning.\u201d <\/p>\n<p>The online frenzy taps into a very real \u2014 if eyebrow-raising \u2014 corner of the internet.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>As <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/nypost.com\/2026\/02\/04\/lifestyle\/etsy-witches-booted-from-marketplace-claim-they-were-unfairly-banned\/\">previously reported<\/a> by The Post, Etsy has quietly become a hub for self-proclaimed spellcasters offering everything from love potions to good weather on one\u2019s wedding day to classic curse work, with listings ranging from a few bucks to hundreds.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>Whether any Hotties are<em> actually<\/em> placing anti-Klay orders remains unclear \u2014 and the platform <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.vice.com\/en\/article\/etsy-explains-why-it-banned-magic-spells\/\">has technically<\/a><a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/www.vice.com\/en\/article\/etsy-explains-why-it-banned-magic-spells\/\"> <\/a>banned the sale of supernatural services since 2015.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"nyp-slideshow-modal-image wp-block-image aligncenter size-large\"><figcaption>Etsy has quietly morphed into a digital marketplace for would-be witches, where self-proclaimed spellcasters hawk everything from love potions to wedding-day sunshine. <span class=\"credit\">Rustic Witch \u2013 stock.adobe.com<\/span><\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>Still, that hasn\u2019t stopped the vibe.<\/p>\n<p>The star couple\u2019s split marks a sharp turn from just a few months ago, when Megan was openly gushing about her relationship.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>By early 2026, she described herself as \u201c<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/people.com\/megan-thee-stallion-on-finding-love-with-klay-thompson-exclusive-11906672\">overly comfortable<\/a>\u201d with Thompson and even hinted she was \u201c<a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/people.com\/megan-thee-stallion-manifesting-her-engagement-amid-klay-thompson-romance-11912757\">manifesting<\/a>\u201d an engagement.<\/p>\n<p>She also credited therapy and personal growth for helping her find a \u201chealthy partner.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Less than three months later, that love story has officially entered its villain arc.<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<div class=\"embed-wrapper twitter\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">we need to summon our strongest etsy witches to deal with Klay. this is actually gut wrenching to see. <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/iBzaQKjN39\">https:\/\/t.co\/iBzaQKjN39<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 mermaidmusin \ud83e\udddc\u200d\u2640\ufe0f (@mermaidmusin) <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mermaidmusin\/status\/2048469284255383952?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">April 26, 2026<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/figure>\n<p>Adding insult to injury, fans say the rapper appeared visibly emotional during a recent performance in \u201cMoulin Rouge! The Musical\u201d on Broadway, with heartbreak seemingly spilling into her role.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cWe need to summon our strongest etsy witches to deal with Klay. this is actually gut wrenching to see,\u201d one user <a rel=\"nofollow\" target=\"_blank\" href=\"https:\/\/x.com\/mermaidmusin\/status\/2048469284255383952\">commented<\/a> under a photo of the teary-eyed star onstage in New York City.<\/p>\n<p>The disgraced athlete, for his part, has stayed silent \u2014 no statement, no clapback, no apparent concern about incoming metaphysical warfare.<\/p>\n<p>But if he starts avoiding black cats, broken mirrors and suspiciously scented candles \u2026 you\u2019ll know why.<\/p>\n<\/p><\/div>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 The preceding article may include information circulated by third parties \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em> \u2018 Some details of this article were extracted from the following source celebrity.land \u2019 <\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Megan Thee Stallion didn\u2019t just dump Klay Thompson \u2014 she may have accidentally sicced the internet\u2019s most unhinged coven on him. The \u201cHot Girl Summer\u201d rapper, 31, confirmed Saturday that she\u2019s split from the Dallas Mavericks guard, 36, after less than a year together \u2014 and her fans wasted no time going from heartbreak to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2391731,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"jnews-multi-image_gallery":[],"jnews_single_post":[],"jnews_primary_category":[],"jnews_social_meta":[],"footnotes":""},"categories":[25174],"tags":[370032,366643,21818,22288,21800,381986,356927,466626,368122],"class_list":["post-2391730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gossip","tag-etsy","tag-klay-thompson","tag-lifestyle","tag-megan-thee-stallion","tag-music","tag-sex-relationships","tag-weird-but-true","tag-witchcraft","tag-witches"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/04\/Megan-Thee-Stallion-fans-use-Etsy-witches-on-Klay-Thompson.jpg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2391730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2391730"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2391730\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2391732,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2391730\/revisions\/2391732"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2391731"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2391730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2391730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/celebrity.land\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2391730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}